InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Jakotsu Interview (Inu) ( Chapter 14 )

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Host: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime characters from all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do it with a smile! My guest here for the day Kaiba! Please welcome, Kaiba to the studio!

Jakotsu: Backstreets back alright!

Kisa: O.o

Jakotsu: Everybooody!!!! Yeaaaa! Rock your boooody!! Yeaaaaa Everyboooooody!! Rock-
your- body- right!! Backstreets back alright! Alright!

Kisa: O__O Are you gay?

Jakotsu: Yea!

Kisa: >.< Not the happy gay. The faggot gay.

Jakotsu: Ugh... yea.

Kisa: Uh... your kidding?

Jakotsu: No!

Kisa: O.o

Jakotsu: Weeee!!!

Kisa: One question.

Jakotsu: Hm?

Kisa: Why were you singing that?

Jakotsu: You don't like it?

Kisa: No!

Jakotsu: MMMBop, ba duba dop ba do bop, Ba duba dop ba do bop, Ba duba dop ba do. Oh yeah, MMMBop ba duba dop ba do bop, Ba duba dop ba do bop, Ba duba dop ba do.
Kisa: ?
*some Ricky Martin music starts to play as Jakotsu starts tapping his foot*
Jakotsu: She's into superstitions black cats and voodoo dolls. I feel a premonition that girl's gonna make me fall. She's into new sensations new kicks in the candle light. She's got a new addiction for every day and night.

Kisa: O_O

Jakotsu: She'll make you take your clothes off and go dancing in the rain. She'll make you live her crazy life but she'll take away your pain like a bullet to your brain. Come On!

Kisa: Ok stop!!

Jakotsu: Upside, inside out she's livin la vida loca She'll push and pull you down, livin la vida loca Her lips are devil red and her skin's the color mocha She will wear you out livin la vida loca Come On! Livin la vida loca, Come on! She's livin la vida loca.

Kisa: Oh my god you are a fag!

*music stops*

Jakotsu: Uh...

Kisa: Never do that again!

Jakotsu: But I like to!!!

Kisa: >.< who cares!

Jakotsu: o_o GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Kisa: O____________________O

Jakotsu: La la lalalalalalalalalalaaaa... AAAAALLLL that she wants is another baby!! Hey ya!!

Kisa: ...

Jakotsu: Woooo!!! *Takes out a make up kit*

Kisa: What are you doing?

Jakotsu: This! *turns around looking like a pouder puff and screams*

Kisa: O_O

Jakotsu: *starts doing the moon walk then the electric slide*

Kisa: O_O UHHHHHHHHH.....

Jakotsu: *Takes two steps to the right and grabs crotch making a high-pitched scream*

Kisa: OH MY GOD!!!!!!

Jakotsu: Ow!!! Ha ha ha!!

Kisa: O.o YOU HAVE ISSUES!!! *runs behind the curtons*

Jakotsu: Weeeeeeeeee!!!!


Kisa: ....

Jakotsu: Oh yea!!! WOO HOO!!! HAAAAAAAAAAA POOVADA!!!! HAA HA!!!

Kisa: >.<

Jakotsu: I like to weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! Uh huh!! Uh huh!! Who's the best!

Kisa: ALRIGHT GET OUT OF HERE!

Jakotsu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Kisa: *throws him*

Jakotsu: *Goes in slow motion* Nnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

Kisa: .... right...anyway, Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!

~Curtons Closed~Disclaimer: I own only Kisa and my fanfiction!!