InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Pegasus Interview (Yu-Gi-Oh) ( Chapter 16 )

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Host: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime characters from all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do it with a smile! My guest here for the day Pegasus! Please welcome, Pegasus to the studio!

Pegasus: *walks out*

Kisa: O_O I thought diffrently of you!!

Pegasus: ?

Kisa: I thought you were one of those flying horses with wings and horns!!

Pegasus: Uhhhh....

Kisa: O_O But your a woman!

Pegasus: No I'm not! I'm a man!

Kisa: Oh.... *stares* really??

Pegasus: Yea...

Kisa: Is it true you were in love with a slut named Cecelia?

Pegasus: Yea... wait... did you just call her a slut?!?!

Kisa: Yea, sorry. So, tell me about her.

Pegasus: Cecelia is my deceased wife.

Kisa: How did you guys meet?

Pegasus: She met me at a very large party, where we both fell in love.

Kisa: Are you sure it wasn't the street?

Pegasus: O.o Yes...

Kisa: Ok good.

Pegasus: ...

Kisa: Are you a virgin?

Pegasus: What do you think?

Kisa: Wanna know what i think?

Pegasus: Yea.

Kisa: I think... WHO WOULD WANT TO FUCK YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE SO GOSH DERN UGLY!

Pegasus: o_o Well you know what!!!!

Kisa: WHAT!!!!

Pegasus: Your just stupid!!!!

Kisa: Ah, shut up baka.

Pegasus: You like Yami don't you?

Kisa: ...You like him, You like him a lot

Pegasus: ...

Kisa: You want to touch him but you can't

Pegasus: O____O

Kisa: Want to hear a song by Koenma and me?

Pegasus: Sure?

Kisa: It's called my Boo.

Pegasus: Ok.

*pops in the tape*

Koenma: I never thought that we would ever have to be apart.

Kisa: My career is just beguining you would know if you were smart.

Koenma: You are sutch a selfish twit you could have had all my babies.

Kisa: No babies!

Koenma and Kisa: But you will always be my boo.

Random person: I don't know about yall' but I know what I want. *whispers* And uh, I wanna have him spankin' my butt. I don't know about yall but I know I'm a slut. Phone sex is the best when it's loaded with smut.

Koenma: Do you remember Kisa, you were the one, who taught me how to read.

Kisa: Yes I remember Koenma, when we first met, you couldn't count to three.

Koenma: Now I don't go poo poo, and I don't make pee pee, when i'm in bed.

Kisa: Uh, that was weird, but you were my baby.

Koenma: It started when we would go out for some food...

Random person: beef stew

Koenma: You would always eat my chicken cordon bleu

Random person: Taboo

Koenma: Even though we always argue lets not fight.

Kisa: Let's get crunked up and have sex one more time

Both: You will always be my boo.

Kisa: Do you remember Koenma, the first time we danced, I said I really want to feel your abs.

Koenma: Yes I remember Kisa, the first time we danced, I said I really want to tap that ass.

Kisa: Out the door, while filing with that whore, you had an affair.

Random person: You and me, and my mokawk baby.

Both: It started when we would wash our hair then screw.

Random person: Shampoo!

Both: We'd talk about Fu Manchu a fight would brew

Random person: Kung Fu!

Both: Even though we always argue lets not fight, lets get crunked up and have sex one more time. You will always be my boo.

*takes the tape out*

Pegasus: ^_^ That was too funny

Kisa: Yes, I know. I'll show you anouther one on my next interview ^_^. Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!





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