InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Jaken Interview (Inu) ( Chapter 19 )
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By: Theforgottenone 
Kisa: Here is my interview with Jaken! What's up with this weird cookie?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.17.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 508 | Visits: 313 | Status: Completed
Kisa: Here is my interview with Jaken! What's up with this weird cookie?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.17.2005 | Pages: 1 | Words: 508 | Visits: 313 | Status: Completed
Host: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime charactersfrom all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do itwith a smile! My first guest here is Jaken! Please welcome, Jaken the fag to thestudio!
Jaken: *Jumps out*
Kisa: Are you a toad?
Jaken: Yea. Why?
Kisa: Eh, just asking. Can I ask you something else.
Jaken: Sure.
Kisa: Why does Sesshoumaru put up with you?
Jaken: I'm practically his searvant.
Kisa: O.o Riiight.
Jaken: ....
Kisa: Do you like Kagome?
Jaken: No way!!
Kisa: Well how come everyone just LOOOVES her.
Jaken: Ack!! I don't see why!!
Kisa: Me niether. What would you do if I killed Sesshoumaru?
Jaken: I don't know what I would do with out Sesshoumaru!! Wahhh!! *cries*
Kisa: Ugh... It's Lord Sesshoumaru you crap head!!
Jaken: Well, you didn't say it so why should I?
Kisa: How about I tell him that.
Jaken: O_O No!!
Kisa: Then shut up. ^_^
Jaken: >.< Why don't you?!
Kisa: Cuz I asked you first you moron.
Jaken: I am not a cookie.
Kisa: Sure... wait... I didn't say you were. I called you a moron.
Jaken: But a moron is a cookie... isn't it?
Kisa: ... Uh... no.
Jaken: ...
Kisa: Can I tell you a poem I made up? It's a redneck love poem.
Jaken: Okay...
Kisa: Ok then. SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE; SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER. SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL, BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL. YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER, BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER. BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE. YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.
Jaken: O_O Uh...
Kisa: ^_^ Gross isn't it?
Jaken: Yea... very...
Kisa: Our time is up Jaken!!
Jaken: YAY!!
Kisa: >.<**** Grrr... *kills Jaken*
O_O AHHH !@#$ !@##$$#$%%^%$%# #@#@#$^ #%^%@ !!!#!#####$#@#@ ahhhhh!!!
Kisa: ^_^ Okie Dokie!! Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing animecharacters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!~Curtons Closed~
Jaken: *Jumps out*
Kisa: Are you a toad?
Jaken: Yea. Why?
Kisa: Eh, just asking. Can I ask you something else.
Jaken: Sure.
Kisa: Why does Sesshoumaru put up with you?
Jaken: I'm practically his searvant.
Kisa: O.o Riiight.
Jaken: ....
Kisa: Do you like Kagome?
Jaken: No way!!
Kisa: Well how come everyone just LOOOVES her.
Jaken: Ack!! I don't see why!!
Kisa: Me niether. What would you do if I killed Sesshoumaru?
Jaken: I don't know what I would do with out Sesshoumaru!! Wahhh!! *cries*
Kisa: Ugh... It's Lord Sesshoumaru you crap head!!
Jaken: Well, you didn't say it so why should I?
Kisa: How about I tell him that.
Jaken: O_O No!!
Kisa: Then shut up. ^_^
Jaken: >.< Why don't you?!
Kisa: Cuz I asked you first you moron.
Jaken: I am not a cookie.
Kisa: Sure... wait... I didn't say you were. I called you a moron.
Jaken: But a moron is a cookie... isn't it?
Kisa: ... Uh... no.
Jaken: ...
Kisa: Can I tell you a poem I made up? It's a redneck love poem.
Jaken: Okay...
Kisa: Ok then. SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE; SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL, SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER. SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL, BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL. YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YOU' MOTHER, BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER. BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD,JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE. YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY.
Jaken: O_O Uh...
Kisa: ^_^ Gross isn't it?
Jaken: Yea... very...
Kisa: Our time is up Jaken!!
Jaken: YAY!!
Kisa: >.<**** Grrr... *kills Jaken*
O_O AHHH !@#$ !@##$$#$%%^%$%# #@#@#$^ #%^%@ !!!#!#####$#@#@ ahhhhh!!!
Kisa: ^_^ Okie Dokie!! Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing animecharacters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!~Curtons Closed~