InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Sango Interview (Inu) ( Chapter 27 )
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Host: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime characters from all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do it with a smile! My first guest here is Sango! Please welcome Sango to the studio!
Sango: *Walks out*
Kisa: How old are you?
Sango: 18.
Kisa: How often do you have sex?
Sango: All the time!
Kisa: O_O How long do you do it?
Sango: All night baby!
Kisa: You like to be on the top or bottom?
Sango: Top... everyone I have done is way toooooo fat!!
Kisa: How would you rate your sexual apitite?
Sango: Great!! I'm feelin' horney just lookin' at ya!
Kisa: O_O I'm going to pretent you said happy birthday to a bird....
Sango: ...
Kisa: Do you ever talk dirty?
Sango: Yup yup yup!!
Kisa: Lets say you have a little kid and it's a boy. Would you let Michael Jackson sleep with them for 1 milloin dollars?
Sango: Yea..
Kisa: O_O Ok... If the world was going to end in one hour and you still haven't had sex, but a horney, toothlessmidget is sitting right next to you on a train. What do you do? A. Have sex with the ugly bastard, B. Die a virgin, or C.Masturbate.
Sango: O.o... B. Die a virgin
Kisa: Surprised.
Sango: *Yawn* I'm bored
Kisa: Eh.. you should be....
Sango: ...
Kisa: How many people have you fucked?
Sango: 53- 3 only 3
Kisa: O_O You are sick! O_O
Sango: Nooo!!
Kisa: ^_^_^_^ i'm out of time!
Sango: O_O Good!!
Kisa: Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!
Sango: *Walks out*
Kisa: How old are you?
Sango: 18.
Kisa: How often do you have sex?
Sango: All the time!
Kisa: O_O How long do you do it?
Sango: All night baby!
Kisa: You like to be on the top or bottom?
Sango: Top... everyone I have done is way toooooo fat!!
Kisa: How would you rate your sexual apitite?
Sango: Great!! I'm feelin' horney just lookin' at ya!
Kisa: O_O I'm going to pretent you said happy birthday to a bird....
Sango: ...
Kisa: Do you ever talk dirty?
Sango: Yup yup yup!!
Kisa: Lets say you have a little kid and it's a boy. Would you let Michael Jackson sleep with them for 1 milloin dollars?
Sango: Yea..
Kisa: O_O Ok... If the world was going to end in one hour and you still haven't had sex, but a horney, toothlessmidget is sitting right next to you on a train. What do you do? A. Have sex with the ugly bastard, B. Die a virgin, or C.Masturbate.
Sango: O.o... B. Die a virgin
Kisa: Surprised.
Sango: *Yawn* I'm bored
Kisa: Eh.. you should be....
Sango: ...
Kisa: How many people have you fucked?
Sango: 53- 3 only 3
Kisa: O_O You are sick! O_O
Sango: Nooo!!
Kisa: ^_^_^_^ i'm out of time!
Sango: O_O Good!!
Kisa: Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!