InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Bakura is back! ( Chapter 36 )

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Kisa: *calls Bakura and tells him top come over*

5 minuets later...

Bakura: Hello?

Kisa: *turns the lights off* Hello Bakura... *creepy voice*

Bakura: O_O Who goes there?!

Kisa: Me...you have been baaad!!!

Bakura: *looks around* O_O o _O O_o o_o

Kisa: *sneaks up behind him* BOOGA BOOO!!!

Bakura: AHHH! *Sissy girl scream*

Kisa: O_O Ugh..... *turns on the light*

Bakura: *glare*

Kisa: Muwahaha! Your dumb as a box of rocks.

Bakura: -_-' really....

Kisa: Yah, why would I... O_O

Bakura: What?

Kisa: Holla back girl is on again!!!

Bakura: >.< Lord help me.

Kisa: I know.

Bakura: Uh Kisa...

Kisa: What?

Bakura: Salanti said thanks.

Kisa: ^__^ No problem.

Bakura: Heh... heh..

Kisa: I'm going to pick another fan to create a chapter.

Bakura: Who is it?!?

Kisa: Hmmm....

Bakura: ^__^

Kisa: They will be Yamifanner, she will spend a day with Sesshoumaru. ^__^

Sesshoumaru: O_O

Bakura: Uhhh..

Kisa: But a fan has to spend a day with Inuyasha? Hmm.. you pick one!

Bakura: Uhhh..

Kisa: Forget it. I'll pick Inukotoku. ^__^

Bakura: Ok.

Kisa: Oh yea. You got to eat these chocolate covered toe nails.

Bakura: O_O Why?!

Kisa: You were being a rude!

Bakura: HOW?!

*plays tape*

"Yami Bakura: Who are you calling baka, you stupid girl?!"

*stops tape*

Kisa: See.

Bakura: O_O

Kisa: Gay strip bar for you!

Bakura: O_O DOOOOOOOM!

Kisa: *raises eyebrow* It's called 'Happy Time Strip Bar'.

Bakura: Goood ness! Please help me lord!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kisa: Bye! *drops him off*

Miroku: Hi and welcome!

Bakura: O.O

Jakotsu: Hey baby!

Karasu: He is mine! Back you crazy fool!

Jakotsu: No!

Bakura: Uhhh...

Jakotsu: *runs off with both men*

Karasu: Lets booty rape him!

Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! HEEEEEELP!!!

Karasu: Muwahaha! *takes his pants and runs*

Bakura: AHHH!! Give those back!

Miroku: Will you bare my child?

Bakura: Does it look like I am able to bare you a child?

Miroku: Yea, that's why you have an ass womb.

Bakura: Huh?

Karasu: Oro?

Jakotsu: Wha?

Random gay guy: *rubs his ass against Bakura's crotch*

Bakura: Hellooooo! Do I look gay to you?!

Random gay guy: Yea, that's why you are at a gay strip club.

Bakura: *glares* For your information- *looks at gay guy*

Random gay guy: *Gropes him*

Bakura: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Kisa : *grabs his arm and runs off with him as gay guys yell at her*

Bakura: Thank you Kisa.

Kisa: No problem. I'll let you live your own life now. *Kisses his cheek* Bye cutie pie ^__^.

Bakura: *runs away*

Kisa: Tee hee.