InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Kisa's attack of the weirdo's! ( Chapter 39 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

This was done by me and my friends. Vampirelust4 and Tweedledee. Hope you like it. I only did Kisa's part, they did the rest! ^_^ Sierra is Vampirelust and Andrea is Tweedledee. I hope you LOVE it!

!@#$@#** WARNINGTHERE IS HEINTAI AND ALOT OF STUFF THAT IS NOT SUTABLE FOR ANYONE UNDER THE AGE OF 14!! YOU ARE WaRNED. IT WILL MAKE NO SENCE AND IT IS OFFENCIVE TO SOME CHARACTERS AN TO SOME PEOPLE!! IT INVOVES RAPE, GANESS, SEX, ANYTHING THAT IS GROSS! PLEASE RESPEST US AND YOU ARE WARNED!!! **@!#@!@#$#

Kisa: hello this is Kisa. I haven't done an interview in a while and i have two guests for you! Jakotsu and Inuyasha. Then we have a special guest J.J.

Sierra: *glomps Kisa, and suficates her*

Kisa: *dies*

Sierra: o.O I have comitted a murder! -Hey Jakotsu I killed ur girlfreind...o.O

Jakotsu: i dont ike women

sierra: hehehe...

Jakotsu: o.O

Jakotsu: how did she die?

Kisa: I'm not dead!!!!

Sierra: yes you are...-_-*stuffs kisa in bag*

Kisa: O_O

Jakotsu: o.O

Jaken: o.O

sierra: how the hell did you get here?!!!*kicks jaken out window*

Rin: o.o...

Sierra: what??? o.o

Kisa: get me out of here damn it!! i'm not dead!!

Sierra: unties bag

Jakotsu: hehe...

sierra: ur so gay...

Jakotsu: yeah, i know!*grins*

sierra: o.O

Kisa: Jakotsu!! >.<

Jakotsu: o.O

sierra: what the fuck? Are ye child doin the intro? cause i got alot of ideas!

Kisa: sure?

sierra: yes sure! be that way! *bitch slaps kisa* muwahahahaaha!!!! *runs away*

Jakotsu: that...was mean...0.o

Sierra: oh you like her eh???

Kisa: O_____________O oro? You hate women

Jakotsu: *blush* erm....well...o.O...*Gets out sword*

sierra: eeeppppp!!!!!! o____o...*runs behind human sheild a.ka. kisa*

Kisa: uhhh i love you!! ha ha!! *kisses Jakotsu and runs!*

sierra: *grabs axe*

Kisa: Uhhhh

sierra: *evil grin*

Kisa: O.O *runs*

sierra: *chases after in minni cart* o.O

Kisa: O______________O eeeeeeek

sierra: mwahahahahaa!!!!!! *See's kisa run into a mail box and stops cart* woah... o.O

Kisa: O_O

sierra: *pokes kisa*

Kisa: *wiggles*

sierra: gahhhh...its a gigantic worm!! cool...

Jakotsu: >.<

sierra: were'd you come from?!!!

Jakotsu: o_o

sierra: *kicks jakotsu out of the gutter* Bye bye jakotsu! *see's kisa in shock*

Kisa: Sooooooooooo

sierra: you dont care if i kicked Jakotsu???

Kisa: No

Sierra:andrea...i think kisa does not love Jakotsu anymore

Kisa: YEA IDO!! WAAAAAHH

Jakotsu: O.O

Kisa: ^^

Andrea: Yeah I saw her with Hakahu and Ginta!!!

Sierra: Cheater!!!

Kisa: Heh heh.. uh.. did not!!

Hakaku: HEY

Andra: But u were still with them complaining Jakotsu wasn't givin it up

ginta: i resent that!

Kisa: uggghhh

Sierra: *kicks them out of anime land*

Koga: Finnay!

Andrea: *attacks Sessy*

Koga: your my woman!

sierra: O.O

Sessy *Whomp*

Koga: gets kicked in the balls*

Kisa: Jakotsu are you a fag?

Jakotsu: *glares*

sierra: *runs away*

Kisa: Ha ha! you got kicked in your penuts!

*Andrea stops attecking Sessy jumps on Koga and Beats him with her shoe*

Rin: O.O

Koga: AHHHH

Jakoktsu: uhhhh

Bankotsu: I am gay with Jakotsu

Kisa: Why are you beating him!!

Jakotsu: Who says!! O_O

Kisa: Muwahaha

Andrea: He is bad

Kisa: YOUR SUPOST TO LIKE ME JAKOTSU!! CHEEEEEAAATEeer *hits him in the head*

Andrea:Hey where did Sesshy go? *cries*

Rin: he is hiding behind jaken

Kisa: Jakotsuuuu!!! Where are you?!

Sierra: were is my honey bunny Naraku??? O.O

Kisa: JAKOTSU!!!! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU!!!

Andrea: *Kicks Jaken out of anime* Get over here you bad dog I want to punish u *cracks whip*

*Sessy runs*

Kisa: O_O dear lord!!

Sierra: jesus...I want to watch! wait*pulls out cam corder*

*Rin Cries*

Kisa: WHERE THE FUCK IS JAKOTSU!!

Sierra: *ties rin up with jaken and sends them on goku's magic flying cloud from dragon ball z*
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Kisa: ITS THE FLYING NIMBUS!

Jakotsu:*drink is spiked from sierra*

Sesshomaru: A little harder please mistress? *is on hands and knees* *Begs* HAHAHA

sierra: Dance jakotsu dance!!!!!

Kisa: yes dance my lover!!

Sierra:*is currently taping sesshy getting tortured.*

*Andrea pulls out wad of money* Yes, dance

Sierra:*opens bank acount*

Andrea: Throws money to Kisa

Sierra: MWAHAHAHA

Andrea: Make him work for it

sierra:i agree

Kisa: weee!! Lets dance Jakotsu!! *grabs him and dances salsa with him* CHA CHA CHA!!

sierra: Oh!oh!oh!do the flamigo!! no, the booty shake!

Andrea: NO Lambada

*Andrea grabs Sierra. Sesshy growls*

Kisa: Dance dance

Sierra: *smirks at sesshy and does rassberries*

Andrea: Throws Sesshy a bone

Kisa: muwahaha!!

Sierra: *feels sorry for sesshy and jakotsu* eh...not realy ^^ wait! we forgot naraku! *gasp*

Andrea: Pulls Naraku out of a hat
Kisa: We are family

Sierra: *twitch Twitch*

Kisa: -_-' Don't ask

Naraku: wear is sierra*growls* she stole my underwear....

Sierra: O_O

Kisa: O_O

Naraku: *glares @ sierrra*

Sierra: O_O

Andrea: O__O

Kisa: I ate it.. sry..

Sierra: Hey, i wear those

Andrea: EWWWWWWW

Naraku:*kidnaps sierra*

Andrea: NOOOOOO!!!! She is mine you blob! *Chases Naraku*

Kisa: It was... hey!!! Give her back!! Hey Jakotsuuu i'm cheating on you. *kisses Timmy Turner*

Kagome: wear is shippo???

Andrea: I beat him

Sierra:*is being raped by naraku*

Kagome:*crys*

Kisa: O_O

Andrea: takes Tokigin from Sessy and drops it* Whoops, Sorry. *Grins*

Sesshy: my katana

Rin: baka, it is a sword

Andrea: Oh Shut up

Sesshy: me no bakka! *crys*

*Andrea pulls Rins hair*

Sierra: * is being pounded by naraku*

Kisa: o_o

Andrea: *throws Rin at Naraku*

Sierra: noooooooooooooooooooo i am having fun

Andrea: Whoops bad aim I ment to kit Kagome You may continue

Kagome:*dies*

Inuyasha: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Andrea: *Laughs*

Kikyo: you still have me!^^

Random girl: *kisses Sierra*

Andrea: Hits Kikyo with Jaken

Inuyasha: i dont want you! you were fucking naraku!

Kisa: O_O

Sierra: o00o0o0....threesome^^

*Andrea grabs Yasha puts on Leash*

Andrea: Yummy

Sierra: real life hentai!

Kisa: uhhhhh.

Andrea; Woohooo

Sierra: get miroku here! I want to see him nose bleed!

Miroku: inuyasha...O_O *nose bleeds*

Sierra: hah! I knew you were gay with him!

Jakken: HEY!! WHO LOVES ME!!

Kisa: no one

sango: O.O

Andrea: *Is getting it on with Inu and Sessy*

miroku: XD

Kirara: *eats Sango*

Shipo: O-O

Kagome: O-O

Inuyasha: WTFNESSS?!!!

Andrea: *Screams Kisa's Name.* *Sessy and Inu growl*

sierra:*gets tape recorder out*

Kisa: huh??

Sierra: she wants to bang bang kisa! Giesha giesha!

Kisa: nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Sessy: *transforms chases Kisa*

Naraku: i still want my underwear now

Kisa: EWWW!! GET AWAY!! *throws up his underwear*

Jakotsu: *throws his sword at Sessy*

Sierra: not until you give me my bra back!!!

Andrea: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Naraku:*smirks* I need this

sierra: what for naraku! I need it more then you do!!!

Kisa: Jakotsu look at me!! *fucks Naraku*

Naraku: MWAHAHAHA!!!*runs away*

sierra: My victoria secrete bra!!! *crys*

Sesshy: Owww that hurt

Rin: sesshy is a caca head ^^

Kisa: Uh....

Andrea: *Beats Rin unmercifally while kissing sesshy*

Kisa: *kisses Sierra* Look!! Jakotsu look!!

Sierra:KINKY!^^

Jakostu: GAHHHHH...Grrrr...uhh..i mean...I HATE WOMEN!

*Rin dies sesshy puts out tensaiga Andrea takes it and runs*

Kisa: Hey hey!! Look Jakotsu!! *fucks Bankotsu*

Bankotsu:Right on!!!^^

Jakotsu:AHHH! MY Eyes!!! My woman!!!

Sierra: jakotsu and kisa sitting in a tree! F-U-C-

Jakotsu: die!!!

sierra: O_O..meep! *runs away*

Sesshy: *hides with Andrea*

Kisa: I'm your woman now! *Grabbs Jakotsu and smoches him*

Andrea: Shhhh Did u see that

Sierra: what?

Kisa: *stares at Jakotsu* HELLOOOOO ARE YOU DEAD!!

Andrea: Kisa kissed him and he fainted

Kisa: *throws Jakotsu and screams* Waaaaaaah I killed Jakotsu!!!! *cries* Oh noooooooooo!!!!!!

Andrea: *throws tensaiga*

Sierra: uhhh...he fainted.....you just killed him becuase you threw him

Bankotsu: I thought you loved me kisa!

Sierra: Damn cheater!

Kisa: Uhhhh....*heals him* i got to pee pee... *pees in a cup and throws it on his face* Tee hee!

Naraku: But i love my sierra!^^

sierra: Were the hell is my bra??? -_-

Kisa: Uhhh... I never loved you Bankotsu... I fucked you so I could get Jakotsu mad!

Naraku: lets get it on instead

Sierra: *runs away*

Kisa: I ate your bra..

Bankotsu:*crys*
Is currently writing with sisters kisa and andrea!!!^^ i am so happy!!! says:
Sierra: i want my bra!* holds boobs up*

Kisa: Wah wah wah... big fat baby... wahh

Andrea: Where is that damn Sesshy now

Naraku: *drools*

sesshy: *is in bed wating for andrea*

Andrea: *runs jumps in bed

Kisa: o.o I wanna watch!! *stares at them*'

Andrea: *Moans*

Sierra: * gets cam corder*

Sesshy: *Growls bites andrea*

Kisa: *video tapes*

Andrea: Owwww *but lower*

Sesshy: *Growl again*

Sierra: how about a threesome!^^

Kisa: *Jumps on Sesshy and Joins*

naraku: i dont do dogs -_-

Andrea: WEEEEE

Kisa: four some?

Sierra: 4 some!!! wee

Sessy: Yummy

Kisa: you guys shake the bed too much....Weee!! this is fun!!

Andrea: Oh ahhhhh YESSSSSSSS

Kisa: *Runs and grabbs Jakotsu* Five some!!

Sierra:Naraku...please....
Kisa ~loves Jakotsu with allll her heart!!~ says:
Kisa: Weeeee!!! *fucks Jakotsu*

Sierra: *needs to stop lemon becuase she is getting in her story mode*

Naraku: Send out 5 tenticals

Andrea, Sierra and Kisa: AHHHHHHHH

Sierra: He is great at sex...O_O

Kikyo:*dies from seeing naraku naked*

Sierra: man...what a shame

Inuyasha: Kikyo!!!

Andrea: *Still bleeding from bite, grabs Sessy* Clean me now *Sessy starts to lick her neck*

Sierra: kikyo was sucking kagom's dick

Inuyasha:*cryies*

Andrea: *Faints*

Kagome:WTF?

Kisa: You....

Sierra: kome=slut

Kisa: ....have a dick!!???

Sierra: ^^;

Kisa: Who likes butt?

Jakotsu: X_X

Kisa: O_O OH NO I KILLED HIM!!!

Sierra: get sesshy to- andrea wake up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*scilence*

Sierra: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo kisa killed andrea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SeSSty: Growls chases Kisa

Kisa: *gasp* I did

Jakotsu: duhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh X_X

Andrea: *Dead*

Kisa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *hides*

Sierra: THE END

Kisa: ^_^ Bye everyone!!