InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview! ❯ Who's the father?? ( Chapter 41 )
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Kisa: We are here to see who the baby's daddy is am I right?
Sango: Yes....
Kisa: Lets see out of these 20 people we have to see who the father is...
Sango: Yes... *sigh*
Kisa: Sesshoumaru is...................Not the father
Sango: Whew
Andrea: Sesshoumaru!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: What?
Andrea: You... cheated on me!!!!!!! With that?!?
Kisa: O.o
Sesshoumaru: Uh....
Andrea: >.< *attacks him*
Sesshoumaru: Ahhhh!!!
Sango: I'm not a that!!
Kisa: Ok.... we tested Kirara... he/she/it... is NOT the father!
Sango: THANK GOD!
Kirara: *bitch slaps her*
Kisa: Bankotsu is not the father!
Sango: Ewww! I didn't do him!
Kisa: This tape says you did!
Bankotsu: WHAT THE FUCK?!? THATS SUIKOTSU!!
Sango: Heh... is he the father?
Kisa: Nopers!
Sango: Good!
Suikotsu: *sigh of relief*
Kisa: I tested Jakotsu... he is........not the father..ha ha!
Sango: Of course not! >.< he was like fucking a woman!
Kisa: Reeeeeeaaaallly.....-_-'
Jakotsu: >.< you slut i don't like you! Thats why i tried to kill you!!
Sango: O.O Is Kagome the father?
Kisa: Nope.
Kagome: >.< WHAT?! I'M NOT A MAN!!
Sango: Yes you are!
Kagome: Shhhhhhhhhhh!!! DON'T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF INUYASHA!!
Inuyasha: Say what?
Kagome: Nothing... ^_^
Kisa: O.O Inuyasha isn't the father either.
Inuyasha: Thank god!
Sango: Aww poopie!!
Kisa: Shippo is not the father!!
Sango: Well duhh!!
Shippo: UH HUH!! YEA YEA!!
Kisa: Miroku is not the father!
Sango: O.o uh oh...
Miroku: How could you do this to me!! *cries and runs away*
Kisa: NARAKU?!? Uh... he is... the father.... NOT!
Sango: Whew!
Naraku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Kisa: Kagura isn't either!
Sango: Ewww... thank godness!
Kagura: It's goodness you fag!
Sango: Say that to my face!!!! Say it!!!
Kagura: *walks up there* Faag!
Sango: *pulls her hair* Biooootch!!
Kisa: Kanna isn't.. oh my god...
Sango: Heh...
Kagura: My little sister?? Oh my god!!
Sango: When we did it she was like... *monotone* oh..yea... oh.. uhh..
Kisa: Ewww...
Kanna: Stop making fun of me!! *hits Sango*
Kagura: >.<
Kisa: Hakudoushi isn't the father....How many people did you do?!?
Andrea: I'm gonna rip that god damn Fluffy thing off and make it into fur boots.
Shessy: 0.o
Sango: That was random.
Andrea: *pulls her hair*
Sango: >O< Stop hitting me!!!
Kisa: Kohaku is not the father either!! Kohaku????!!!
Sango: Uhhhhh....
Kohaku: O.o Sango?
Sango: I had to rape you!! You were soooo fuckable!!
Kohaku: GAAAAAAAH!! *Runs away*
Kisa: Jaken is not the father!
Sango: Ewwwww!!
Jaken: Faggoooot!!
Kisa: Entei is not the father... a horse????!!! ewww!!
Sango: Uhh.. um...
Entei: Naaaaay!!! muwahahhahaha!!
Kisa: Rin is not the father!!
Sango: -_-
Kisa: Okk..... this one IS the father!!!
Sango: O_O *gets scared*
Kisa: My....My...O.O Myouga?
Sango: O.o
Kisa: Oh my god!! GROSSSSSS!!!
Sango: O.O
Kisa: Flea babies!!!
Myouga: You nasty whore!! >.<
Sango: Waaaah!!!
Kisa: Everyone that had sex with her get on stage..
Everyone: *walks up*
Sango: -_-''
Kisa: Anyone have questions?
Yugi: Hey you in the tight red pants! Do you buy your clothes at dollar general?
Sango: *laughs*
Inuyasha: Shut up!
Kisa: Next?
Random person: I want my Jerry beads! *flash*
Sango: O.o
Kisa: Wrong show!
Shuuichi: Hey the dude in the kimono, if you are so gay why did you fuck her?
Kisa: She raped him.
Jakotsu: *pulls out sword and kills him*
Kisa: XD my cousin!! ^^
Sango: O.o
Simon Cow: Kagome, your sex preformance was awful, and your dick is showing.
Inuyasha: O.o
Kagome: *runs*
Random audience member: Hey Kisa I adore you and your show can we fuck?
Jakotsu: DIE. . . no wait . . . yes DIE *thows snake sword*
Kisa: O.O I knew you loved me.
Jakotsu: Nah he was ugly
Kisa: One last qustion!!
Nelly: Yo, Sango... lets hook up and get freaky dicky!
Kisa: Uhhhh.. we are sooo out of time!
Everyone: *bows and runs away*
Kisa: Byeness!
Kisa: We are here to see who the baby's daddy is am I right?
Sango: Yes....
Kisa: Lets see out of these 20 people we have to see who the father is...
Sango: Yes... *sigh*
Kisa: Sesshoumaru is...................Not the father
Sango: Whew
Andrea: Sesshoumaru!!!!!!
Sesshoumaru: What?
Andrea: You... cheated on me!!!!!!! With that?!?
Kisa: O.o
Sesshoumaru: Uh....
Andrea: >.< *attacks him*
Sesshoumaru: Ahhhh!!!
Sango: I'm not a that!!
Kisa: Ok.... we tested Kirara... he/she/it... is NOT the father!
Sango: THANK GOD!
Kirara: *bitch slaps her*
Kisa: Bankotsu is not the father!
Sango: Ewww! I didn't do him!
Kisa: This tape says you did!
Bankotsu: WHAT THE FUCK?!? THATS SUIKOTSU!!
Sango: Heh... is he the father?
Kisa: Nopers!
Sango: Good!
Suikotsu: *sigh of relief*
Kisa: I tested Jakotsu... he is........not the father..ha ha!
Sango: Of course not! >.< he was like fucking a woman!
Kisa: Reeeeeeaaaallly.....-_-'
Jakotsu: >.< you slut i don't like you! Thats why i tried to kill you!!
Sango: O.O Is Kagome the father?
Kisa: Nope.
Kagome: >.< WHAT?! I'M NOT A MAN!!
Sango: Yes you are!
Kagome: Shhhhhhhhhhh!!! DON'T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF INUYASHA!!
Inuyasha: Say what?
Kagome: Nothing... ^_^
Kisa: O.O Inuyasha isn't the father either.
Inuyasha: Thank god!
Sango: Aww poopie!!
Kisa: Shippo is not the father!!
Sango: Well duhh!!
Shippo: UH HUH!! YEA YEA!!
Kisa: Miroku is not the father!
Sango: O.o uh oh...
Miroku: How could you do this to me!! *cries and runs away*
Kisa: NARAKU?!? Uh... he is... the father.... NOT!
Sango: Whew!
Naraku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Kisa: Kagura isn't either!
Sango: Ewww... thank godness!
Kagura: It's goodness you fag!
Sango: Say that to my face!!!! Say it!!!
Kagura: *walks up there* Faag!
Sango: *pulls her hair* Biooootch!!
Kisa: Kanna isn't.. oh my god...
Sango: Heh...
Kagura: My little sister?? Oh my god!!
Sango: When we did it she was like... *monotone* oh..yea... oh.. uhh..
Kisa: Ewww...
Kanna: Stop making fun of me!! *hits Sango*
Kagura: >.<
Kisa: Hakudoushi isn't the father....How many people did you do?!?
Andrea: I'm gonna rip that god damn Fluffy thing off and make it into fur boots.
Shessy: 0.o
Sango: That was random.
Andrea: *pulls her hair*
Sango: >O< Stop hitting me!!!
Kisa: Kohaku is not the father either!! Kohaku????!!!
Sango: Uhhhhh....
Kohaku: O.o Sango?
Sango: I had to rape you!! You were soooo fuckable!!
Kohaku: GAAAAAAAH!! *Runs away*
Kisa: Jaken is not the father!
Sango: Ewwwww!!
Jaken: Faggoooot!!
Kisa: Entei is not the father... a horse????!!! ewww!!
Sango: Uhh.. um...
Entei: Naaaaay!!! muwahahhahaha!!
Kisa: Rin is not the father!!
Sango: -_-
Kisa: Okk..... this one IS the father!!!
Sango: O_O *gets scared*
Kisa: My....My...O.O Myouga?
Sango: O.o
Kisa: Oh my god!! GROSSSSSS!!!
Sango: O.O
Kisa: Flea babies!!!
Myouga: You nasty whore!! >.<
Sango: Waaaah!!!
Kisa: Everyone that had sex with her get on stage..
Everyone: *walks up*
Sango: -_-''
Kisa: Anyone have questions?
Yugi: Hey you in the tight red pants! Do you buy your clothes at dollar general?
Sango: *laughs*
Inuyasha: Shut up!
Kisa: Next?
Random person: I want my Jerry beads! *flash*
Sango: O.o
Kisa: Wrong show!
Shuuichi: Hey the dude in the kimono, if you are so gay why did you fuck her?
Kisa: She raped him.
Jakotsu: *pulls out sword and kills him*
Kisa: XD my cousin!! ^^
Sango: O.o
Simon Cow: Kagome, your sex preformance was awful, and your dick is showing.
Inuyasha: O.o
Kagome: *runs*
Random audience member: Hey Kisa I adore you and your show can we fuck?
Jakotsu: DIE. . . no wait . . . yes DIE *thows snake sword*
Kisa: O.O I knew you loved me.
Jakotsu: Nah he was ugly
Kisa: One last qustion!!
Nelly: Yo, Sango... lets hook up and get freaky dicky!
Kisa: Uhhhh.. we are sooo out of time!
Everyone: *bows and runs away*
Kisa: Byeness!