InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview 2! ❯ Shesshoumaru Interview (Chapter 3) ( Chapter 3 )
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Kisa: Hello, my name is Kisa, the host of Anime Interview! I interview anime charactersfrom all over the world. When people tell me to interview an anime character, I do itwith a smile! A Sesshoumaru fanfic is requested! Oh my!! Oh myyy!! *calls his cell phone* By no one other than Andrea, his obsessive loverrrr!
Sesshoumaru: Hel-......My what?
Kisa: Your obsessive lover, DUH! Did I st-st-stutter?
Sesshoumaru: -_-
Kisa: So what are you doing?
Sesshoumaru: Sitting here....
Kisa: Ohhhhhhh well I am in class just bored as fuck.... I am very bored..... *dies*
Sesshoumaru: Uh yah... whatever.... *hangs up*
Sango: *appears next to Kisa*
Kisa: WTF? ._.
Sango: HHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIII *waves stupidly sticking her teeth out*
Kisa: O.o
Sango: Duuuuurrr
Kisa: *flies over and drops Sango on his head*
Sesshoumaru: *screams like a girl*
Kisa: O_O
Sango: HIIIIIIII SESSHOOOOUUMMMAARRRUUUUUUUU
Sesshoumaru: o.O
Kisa: Uh
Sango: Are you my baby's daddy?
Sesshoumaru: HEWll NO!
Sango: Ugh, what is a hewll?
Kisa: Maybe it was a mistake?
Sango: GAH! I mean you are just like so stupid.
Sesshoumaru: >.<
Sango: I mean you are going to go to hell and you can't even say it right....
Kisa: O.O
Sesshoumaru: ....
Sango; I mean COME ON DUUUDDEEE!!!! They will never let you in the gates of hell that way!
Kisa: *snickers*
Sesshoumaru: Are you drunk?
Sango: UH NO.......UH NO....... UH.... NOOOOO....UHHH...NOOOO
Kisa: o.O
Sesshoumaru: Well I think you areee...
Sango: Just because you think I am doesn't mean you know I am.
Sesshoumaru: ¿_? Huh?
Kisa: dudeeeee
Sango: I mean GAHHH HOW FUCKING RETARDED CAN YOU GEEEET!! GAAAHHH LEEEE!!
Sesshoumaru: >.< *
Kisa: ....
Sesshoumaru: *slaps her*
Kisa: O_O What the heck!
Sango: OMG OMG LIKE WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Sesshoumaru: Because you stole my damn purse!
Kisa: WHAT?!
Sango: Well it would have helped if you paid me up front that night I was on the street!
Sesshoumaru: I told you I didn't have the money!
Sango: Yea well you did and now you are two dollars short.
Sesshoumaru: WHY?
Kisa: *snicker*
Sesshoumaru: WHYYY?
Sango: Because Kisa spent two dollars on a hershy's mini kiss.
Kisa: -^_^- Liar..... teehee *waves*
Sesshoumaru: Two dollars on a little bitty hearshy's kiss.......
Kisa: Yea why not?
Sesshoumaru: BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST BY A BOX OF THEM FOR $1.50
Sango: Oooo and how do you know?
Kisa: Yea really.
Sesshoumaru: I shop at Goodies all the time and they have them for $1.50 a bag!
Kisa: I thought you said a box.
Sesshoumaru: I meant bag!
Sango: *evaporates*
Kisa: Oh my- *gets silent*
Sesshoumaru: O_O
Kisa: Did she just-
Sesshoumaru: evaporate?
Kisa: WTF? o.o
Sesshoumaru: ._.
Kisa: *whispers* She is going to take over the world.
Sesshoumaru: ....
Kisa: BAAAM! *yells in his ear*
Sesshoumaru: *screams and cries, then runs away* !!!! T_T
Kisa: O_O Sessy? *walks around and sees a box*
Sesshoumaru: *sniffle*.... *sniffle*
Kisa: O.O Aww come on out Sessy, I didn't mean to.
Sesshoumaru: YES YOU DID!!! *throws a rock at her head* your a poopie! *crawls out of the box and runs*
Kisa:.....RIIIIIIGHT......Well... that is the end of our show. Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!
~Curtons Closed~
Sesshoumaru: Hel-......My what?
Kisa: Your obsessive lover, DUH! Did I st-st-stutter?
Sesshoumaru: -_-
Kisa: So what are you doing?
Sesshoumaru: Sitting here....
Kisa: Ohhhhhhh well I am in class just bored as fuck.... I am very bored..... *dies*
Sesshoumaru: Uh yah... whatever.... *hangs up*
Sango: *appears next to Kisa*
Kisa: WTF? ._.
Sango: HHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIII *waves stupidly sticking her teeth out*
Kisa: O.o
Sango: Duuuuurrr
Kisa: *flies over and drops Sango on his head*
Sesshoumaru: *screams like a girl*
Kisa: O_O
Sango: HIIIIIIII SESSHOOOOUUMMMAARRRUUUUUUUU
Sesshoumaru: o.O
Kisa: Uh
Sango: Are you my baby's daddy?
Sesshoumaru: HEWll NO!
Sango: Ugh, what is a hewll?
Kisa: Maybe it was a mistake?
Sango: GAH! I mean you are just like so stupid.
Sesshoumaru: >.<
Sango: I mean you are going to go to hell and you can't even say it right....
Kisa: O.O
Sesshoumaru: ....
Sango; I mean COME ON DUUUDDEEE!!!! They will never let you in the gates of hell that way!
Kisa: *snickers*
Sesshoumaru: Are you drunk?
Sango: UH NO.......UH NO....... UH.... NOOOOO....UHHH...NOOOO
Kisa: o.O
Sesshoumaru: Well I think you areee...
Sango: Just because you think I am doesn't mean you know I am.
Sesshoumaru: ¿_? Huh?
Kisa: dudeeeee
Sango: I mean GAHHH HOW FUCKING RETARDED CAN YOU GEEEET!! GAAAHHH LEEEE!!
Sesshoumaru: >.< *
Kisa: ....
Sesshoumaru: *slaps her*
Kisa: O_O What the heck!
Sango: OMG OMG LIKE WHY DID YOU DO THAT?
Sesshoumaru: Because you stole my damn purse!
Kisa: WHAT?!
Sango: Well it would have helped if you paid me up front that night I was on the street!
Sesshoumaru: I told you I didn't have the money!
Sango: Yea well you did and now you are two dollars short.
Sesshoumaru: WHY?
Kisa: *snicker*
Sesshoumaru: WHYYY?
Sango: Because Kisa spent two dollars on a hershy's mini kiss.
Kisa: -^_^- Liar..... teehee *waves*
Sesshoumaru: Two dollars on a little bitty hearshy's kiss.......
Kisa: Yea why not?
Sesshoumaru: BECAUSE YOU CAN JUST BY A BOX OF THEM FOR $1.50
Sango: Oooo and how do you know?
Kisa: Yea really.
Sesshoumaru: I shop at Goodies all the time and they have them for $1.50 a bag!
Kisa: I thought you said a box.
Sesshoumaru: I meant bag!
Sango: *evaporates*
Kisa: Oh my- *gets silent*
Sesshoumaru: O_O
Kisa: Did she just-
Sesshoumaru: evaporate?
Kisa: WTF? o.o
Sesshoumaru: ._.
Kisa: *whispers* She is going to take over the world.
Sesshoumaru: ....
Kisa: BAAAM! *yells in his ear*
Sesshoumaru: *screams and cries, then runs away* !!!! T_T
Kisa: O_O Sessy? *walks around and sees a box*
Sesshoumaru: *sniffle*.... *sniffle*
Kisa: O.O Aww come on out Sessy, I didn't mean to.
Sesshoumaru: YES YOU DID!!! *throws a rock at her head* your a poopie! *crawls out of the box and runs*
Kisa:.....RIIIIIIGHT......Well... that is the end of our show. Thank you for watching Anime Interview. I'm your host Kisa, interviewing anime characters from all over the world, doing it with a smile! See ya next time!
~Curtons Closed~