InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Kisa's Anime Interview 2! ❯ Akito Interview (Chapter 6) ( Chapter 8 )

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Kisa: Hi... blah blah blah... you know my name is Kisa.. yeah yeah.. lick my ass.. BLAH BLAH BLAH!! Ok... I am gonna interview Akito from Fruits Baskets.. yeah yeah.. yakity yak. Akito please blah blah come to the stage blah blah!

Akito: *walks out*

Kisa: Why hellow there dearest pubic hair.

Akito: O.o WHA?!

Kisa: Mmmkay! Now to the questions... Ya know.. Kyo right?

Akito: Yes...

Kisa: Well.... have you ever.... conciderd.. like.........

*silence*

Akito: LIIIKKKKEE???

Kisa: O.o WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

Akito: Finish your sentance woman!

Kisa: -_- I was never even talking so STFU.

Akito: Yes y-

Kisa: WASN'T

Akito: YE-

Kisa: NOOOOO

Akito: Yes!

Kisa: NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!

Akito: o_o i never said that...

Kisa: YES YOU DID! LIAR!

Akito: *glare* SHUT UP! YOUR ATTRACTING ATTENTION!

*Random people stare*

Kisa: Oh look that you did nig....

Akito: SHUT UP. DON'T SAY THAT!

Kisa: I was kidding! JEEEEZ! *bitch slap*

Akito: O.o *glare*

Kisa: Oh c'mon... just cause I woundn't agree to have oral sex with you doesn't mean you gotta be all BAAAH BAHH BLACK SHEEP on me! -_-

Akito: Excuse me?!?!

Kisa: Yeah... anyway... are you a girl or a boy?

Akito: -_-*

Kisa: Ok.. I'll take that as a heshe ^.^

Akito: WHAT?!?!

Kisa: OK.... I... WILL.... TAKE.... THAT...AS.....A....HE....SHE.......OKAAAAY?!?! COMPREDEND?!?!?!

Akito: SHUT UP!

Kisa: Um no. Shut don't go up! NUH UH GIRRRRLLLL!!

Akito: that is SO old! -_-

Kisa: Meh... it ain't my fault.. yo momma got caught... sellin some salt. -_-

Akito: >.< My mom has no-

Kisa: AH AH AH! WHO IS THE PERSON WHO HAS THE SAY SO?!

Akito: *glare*

Kisa: Yeah.. me! So like get the fuck over it and go screw your mom.

Akito: WHAT?!!?

Kisa: -_- SUE ME PLEASE!

Akito: *growls*

Kisa: Oh... okay?! What ya listening to on that ipod?

Akito: What Ipod?

Kisa: That one. *points at a giant Ipod*

Ipod: *stands there*

Akito: OH WTF!!!!!!! O.o

Kisa: told you there was an Ipod...

*the ipod falls on top of Akito*

Akito: GAH! *is smooshed*

Kisa: O.o' ummm... uhh.... O.o...... *shifts eyes* >.>.......... <.< *hides body*...........Yeah um thats all! o.o... *runs*