InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction / Yu-Gi-Oh! Fan Fiction ❯ Well, this was random... ❯ The Shroomies Are Coming! ( Chapter 1 )

Bloodberry: Yeah… So this is my new fic. My last one was all angst and no randomness! ;~; Probably cause I was feeling angsty at the time. And “When You're Gone” inspired me! Eheh… I'm sorry, I had to write a Ryou suicide… And for anyone wondering why I've named myself after somebody from Saber Marionette J, that's my nickname, just to clear up confusion. Oh, and by the way, I am a Kikyo supporter and proud to say it, despite all those Kikyo haters. Kagome's death all the way! Wow… That was random…

Bakura: Yes, yes it was.

Bloodberry: Shut up! ;~; Oh, did you read in Anime Insider, people who get it? If I didn't interpret that wrong, they seem to have gotten the rights to publish Full Metal Alchemist in Shonen Jump! Hooray for Ed! *hugs chibi Ed and chibi Al* I wondered what they'd put in place of DBZ… They didn't use the whole Candy saga!

Ryou: She means Buu.

Bloodberry: Paratroopa! Disclaimer!

Paratroopa: You know the drill. Fox_Girl owns none of the characters, animes, primetime TV shows or products mentioned in this fic. And if you read this far, then you win… A box of pocky! Too bad me nor Fox_Girl has any.

 

-----I bought Inu Yasha: Toki O Koeru Omoi a few days ago. Pretty good.-----

 

Bloodberry: Hello puny humans --- I mean, guests.

 

All the demons in the room: *look at each other* We're not humans…

 

Bloodberry: Hm.. That's right. Alright, Hello puny youkai and ningens! I mean…. *cowers from all the demons staring angrily at her* Hi guys.

 

Yami: What are we doing here?

 

Yugi: Yeah! I have to go buy some high heels!—I mean, I have to go buy some wheels for my tricycle!

 

Bloodberry: You ride a tricycle?! HAHA! *laughs like the bully off of The Simpsons*

 

Yugi: I didn't say that!

 

Yami: Yeah! *defends his hikari* He didn't! *whispers to Yugi* You didn't, right?

 

Ryou: So, um, Bloodberry, is it?

 

Bloodberry: Yeah! *glomps Ryou enthusiastically* You love me, right, Ryou?

 

Ryou: Uhm… Yeah….

 

Kurama: Um, miss? Why exactly are we here?

 

Hiei: Yes. Please answer that, baka onna…

 

Bloodberry: *cries chibi waterfalls* Hiei doesn't love me! Kurama, you wont call me a baka onna like Hiei did, will you?

 

Kurama: No. Hiei despises everyone.

 

Bloodberry: *is still on top of Ryou* Okay!

 

Bakura: Can you get off of my hikari now? Its not good for his complexion. *indicates to Ryou, who is currently turning the color of blueberries*

 

Bloodberry: Oops… Sorry Ryou! *gets up and brings him over to sit beside her*

 

Ryou: That's alright. *sits next to Bloodberry shyly*

 

Bakura: My hikari is such a baka! *sits on Bloodberry's other side* So.. Youre a demon, correct?

 

Bloodberry: Right. And also Yami of that thing over there. *points*

 

Kaoru: *bounces around hyper-ly* SHROOMIES! THE SHROOMIES ARE COMING!! *runs around Ryou, Bakura and Bloodberry excitedly*

 

Bloodberry: She's not insane. She's just on a very long sugar high. She's been on it since Christmas, when she ate both my candy and hers.

 

Ryou: Will she eat me? *curls up in a ball on Bloodberry's lap, frightened*

 

Bloodberry: No… she's not a cannibal…

 

Ryou: Oh! Well in that case! *goes to sleep*

 

Bakura: *continues the conversation from before* So… how did you become a Yami?

 

Bloodberry: I died in a fight, and then the stupid girl took in the baby fox that I had occupied… And she woke me up and then I, unintentionally, entered her consciousness. Sadly, SHE woke me up. *speaks in an irritated voice*

 

Bakura: ^.^ Awesome!

 

Bloodberry: I didn't think that you'd be that interested.

 

Bakura: No.. *lays his hand on her tail fondly* *stares like he's just discovered it* It… it's soft! *clings*

 

Bloodberry: Gah! Get off!

 

Sesshomaru: This Sesshomaru doesn't know why she bothered to bring us all here….

 

Inu Yasha: C'mon! You know you like it here… *suddenly is chased by ten chibi Kagomes*

 

Chibi-gomes: *all at once* OSUWARI!

 

Inu Yasha: Gah! *smashes his face in the ground* *gets up painfully* What'd I do to you?!

 

Sesshomaru: Heh… Little brother, you should watch what you say. That Kagome girl could be watching.

 

Inu Yasha: Shut up!

 

Meanwhile…

 

Shizuru: Where are those goddamn boys?!

 

Kikyo: I don't know…. *looks for Inu Yasha*

 

Kuwabara: Eikichi(sp?)! *looks for his cat* ;~;

 

Eikichi: *at the gathering of bishies* ^.^ Meow! (AN: Sorry, I couldn't resist…)

 

Back with our little friends…..

 

Bloodberry: And THIS is a flamethrower!

 

Bakura: *whispers to Ryou through their mind link* //I'm starting to like this one.. She has weapons of destruction!//

 

Ryou: /Bakura… Stop thinking of ways to destroy the world…/

 

Bloodberry: *gets up in Bakura's face* *scares him* Are you even listening?

 

Bakura: Yes! *looks at Ryou quickly*

 

Ryou: *brings his finger across his neck and shakes his head*

 

Bakura: By the way, Bloodberry…. Do you have any experience with this kind of stuff? *points at a room full of weapons of mass destruction*

 

Bloodberry: Yeah! I'm a trained assassin!

 

Bishies: *look at each other quickly*

 

Bloodberry: Don't worry. I wont kill any of you. *points to Anzu* However… I will kill her! *levels a machine gun* Oh, what the hell. *uses up all of the bullets*

 

Anzu: *dead*

 

Bloodberry: *lets up on the trigger after five minutes of shooting* Is she dead?!

 

Yami: I think so! *is happy Bloodberry killed Anzu* She wouldn't stop following me!

 

Bloodberry: *falls asleep after the effort of killing Anzu, because she kept coming back to life* *dreams of food and money*

 

Seto: *pokes her with a stick* She's alive….

 

Bloodberry: *curls up into a ball at being poked* *wraps her tail around herself* *covers her eyes with her ears sleepily*

 

Malik: Well… while she's out… Lets have some fun!

 

Bakura: Awesome!

 

Malik and Bakura: *strip down to their boxers and run around the halls in their socks screaming “SPORK!!” over and over*

 

Ryou and Yugi: *look after them* *look at each other*

 

Ryou: They look like a couple of drunks…

Yugi: Agreed.

 

Valon and Miroku: *run around doing the Happy Dance, which consists of stripping completely and running around in circles* (AN: *stares at Valon* I wish….)

 

----At the evil dude's house who isnt really evil but we'll just pretend he is…. No, that's a lie. He's trying to be evil, but not doing a very good job of it…----

 

Dartz: Why didn't I get invited to their stupid party?! Am I too sexy for them?! (AN: Sorry, Dartz! I love you! I really do! I just needed an evil dude!)

 

Raphael: Well, sir, you should probably find a way to get rid of them so they cant get in our way anymore…

 

Dartz: Shut up! That's a stupid idea! We have to find a way to get rid of them!

 

Raphael: That's what I said, Master Dartz….

 

Allister: *looks in his photo album of Seto while lying on his stomach with his lower legs in the air, kicking* (AN: You know, that schoolgirl thing?) Master Dartz, can we capture Seto Kaiba?

 

Raphael: Why? So you can screw him?

 

Allister: *lies* No! So we can use him as bait for the Pharaoh, who is too gullible for his own good!

 

Dartz: Ah, good idea Allister. You'll get credit for that. Precisely 200 yen.

 

Allister: Two bucks?! Are you that cheap?!

 

Dartz: Look, dude, I cant give you all my money when I need to save up to buy DDR!

 

Allister: But you're just gonna steal it…

 

Dartz: I have to put money in to play it! By the way, where's Valon?

 

Allister: *sighs* At the party. The authoress thinks he's sexier than the rest of us.

 

---Back at the party…---

 

Bloodberry: *has been moved to Bakura's room the butler directed him to while she was asleep* *wakes up* Where am I?! *falls off Bakura's bed so she's upside down*

 

Bakura: *staring right at her*

 

Bloodberry: Aah! *flips herself over and sits up* Why am I here?!

 

Ryou: *from the doorway* He decided to kidnap you. He wants you, dude.

 

Bakura: Shut up! Anyway, Bloodberry, everyone else is downstairs in the main room of your house. They're waiting for you.

 

Bloodberry: Get me a flamethrower.

 

Ryou: *tosses one he saw hanging on the wall in the gun room to her*

 

Bloodberry: Thanks. *chars stuff up*

 

Bakura: That was my Dark Necrofear card!

 

-------Steak tastes good rare. Bakura has good taste. Oh yeah! And Shrek is ugly! </random>-------

 

Yeah… A Green Day CD, a glass of milk, and a Cadbury Cream Egg went into the making of this chapter. Weeks on end (an hour or so) thousands of sheets of paper (None, I used the computer) and a speaker also went into it. Credit them, not me. The OOCness had to happen, I'm sorry. Ryou wouldn't ever say “dude”, but I would! ^.^ R&R, please! Ja!