InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Fear The Scorned ❯ Bottomless Pit of Kagome ( Chapter 3 )

Me: Wow, it's amazing how much one can get done in such little time. I wrote this entire chapter in less than 4 days…

 

Naru-kun: then why did it take you 3 xs as long to update?

 

Me: Cuz I JUST wrote it! ^-^

 

Naru-kun: @-@ holy damn…

 

Me: How can the damned be holy if they're damned?

 

Naru-kun: you're lucky you're cute

 

Me: So are you hun! X3

 

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“FOOD!”

 

 

Food! Food, food, food, food, food, must. Find. FOOD!!! That was all Kagome could think, feel, and breathe. Well…not really breathe. But she was sure as hell trying to! Currently, the 4 were walking through the halls and down to the cafeteria to get some food. One problem. Apparently new students don't come to this school very often, much less in the middle of first semester. So apparently, people were obligated to stop her, ask questions, offer advice about mental teachers, give numbers… Okay so the last one only happened since she was hott. But damnit all she was effin HUNGRY! And her patience streak was just about worn out. If one more person assaulted her with the same “Hi I'm an unimportant person to society and I want to bug the crap out of you. Is there anything else I can do to waste precious seconds of your life while thoroughly pissing you off?” she was going to off some one! Suddenly a girl pushed through the crowd, brown hair thrown messily into uneven pigtails and brown eyes gleaming mischievously.

 

 

“Oh Shuichi-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNN!!!!” Holy damn were her ears bleeding?! That pitch should not be able to be heard by humans! The giggle that followed the horrid shriek wasn't much better, sounding more like a dying hyena than anything else. All in all, Kagome could not take it anymore. And by the look of the tense and ridged group with her, neither could they. However Shuichi, being Shuichi, had to be the nice guy and answer the…thing.

 

 

“Why hello Miss Fukimoru. How are you today?” And thus, the babbling of uselessness began. And it went on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. And on. Damnit, did this girl ever BREATHE?!?! Her eye twitched almost unhealthily, glaring at the one obstacle standing between her and her food. A chuckle sounded beside her and she almost took the person's head off for laughing at her. Until she saw the mirthful eyes of Kuwabara not directed at her, but at the stiff form of her new red headed friend. Ah yes, while to the normal person, Shuichi looked to be calm, friendly, and oh-so polite. But to Kagome's trained eye, she could see he was a volcano ready to go esplodey! And that's when Yusuke jumped to the rescue! Grabbing the back of both Kurama and Kuwabara's uniforms, who in turn grabbed what little he could of Kagome's, he quickly pulled them through a side door leading out of the building and towards the portables. The three followed quickly, the cries of sorrow fading away as they ran into the sunset… Okay not really. Because it was the middle of the day and it would be weird for the sun to set at noon... Instead they turned the corner, heading off into the city. Jogging up to her new black haired friend, she playfully bumped her shoulder with his.

 

 

“So slick, where we off to?” The two men behind her chuckled at the new nickname. Yusuke however, wasn't as fond.

 

 

“I don't know shrimp, watcha have in mind?” Ohmidamn, no! He's let loose the monster! RAAAAAARRRRRWWWW!!! Nobody, I mean NOBODY comments on Kagome's height and gets away with it! Bright blue eyes narrowed as a low growl left her…stomach? Like a splash of cold water hit her, her anger was gone. The three around her looked at her stomach before bursting out into delighted laughter once more. Her blush returned, arms automatically winding around her midsection is embarrassment. I mean, it's her tummy and it made her look stupid in front of her friends! Anime tears gathered in her eyes as she sniffed, lip quivering in sorrow. All in all, she was down right ADORIBLE!

 

 

“Aww now Kaggy, don't be that way! Come on; let's go get you some food. Yesh we will! Yesh we will!” Kuwabara's rather larger tan hand rubbed affectionately at her head, petting her as if he would pet a kitten. Now, to anyone who has ever spent any small amount of time with Kagome KNEW that she loved physical affection. She didn't crave it because lets face it, that's just weird. But! She did like being connected with people. That is until, the touch is playful mocking. THEN it just pisses her off. Kuwabara had exactly 3.53264 seconds to open his eyes, blink, and realize what was going on before the solid concrete of the ground collided rather excruciatingly with his back. How he ended up on his back, he will never know. He will however, remember the color of the little cartoon birdies fluttering around his head for a long, long time.

 

 

“No makey fun of meh, nyah?” Of course she distinctly ignored the fact that she sounded like a little pissed off kitten. If she was a kitten, she would've attacked the pretty cartoon birdies already now wouldn't she? Exactly! So ergo, no Kago-neko. Completely unknown to the girl's thoughts, Kurama and Yusuke looked on in pure unadulterated horror. She flipped him. Kagome Higurashi, a small girl of 5'3, just flipped Kazuma Kuwabara, their long time friend of 6'7, in the air. IN THE AIR! Ohmidamn, Ohmidamn. OH-MI-DAMN!!! She was what, HALF his weight!? Eyes wide, both males starred from the girl to their friend and back again as they tried to make sense of it all. Hitting the boys and sending them to the floor was one thing. It was heard of. Hell, Keiko could do it. Flipping a man half your size up and over your head and onto his back was a whole other thing. It required at least SOME form of training! A third voice of the two chuckled, the voice smooth and silky.

 

 

```Well, well, well, it looks like we have a nice little puzzle on our hands, eh Red?''' Kurama almost, almost rolled his eyes at the voice, instead choosing to ignore it. The voice, crushed emotionally from the mental seclusion, cried out in anguish as it disappeared back into the red heads mind.

 

 

`Over dramatic Fox.' The voice that was supposed to fade away popped back up instantly, growling loudly.

 

```I am not the LEAST bit over dramatic you pathetic excuse of existence!''' His container merely mentally rolled his eyes, turning back to the manner at hand.

 

 

`If you insist Youko.' It was sad how normal this was for him. Maybe he should visit a shrink? Maybe later. AFTER he finds out just HOW she did that! Yusuke however, did not feel like conversing about what just happened with the voices in his head. This for him is a good thing since he would then be insane. He decided to take the more…blunt approach.

 

 

“HOLY HELL YOU JUST FLIPPED HIM!!!” Ahh yes bluntness, the core to every great friendship. Always there when you need it and it never lets you down. Blue eyes widened, glancing between the shocked faces of the two. Yes only two, Kuwabara knew exactly what was going on…kind of. Sort of. Not really. But he didn't care.

 

“Umm…” The two looked at her, waiting for a response. Of course, Kuwabara being the adorable dobe that he is, hasn't moved from the disgusting ground despite the fact that he was currently 2 inches away from a piece of chewed gum. Ew. “Well Kazu-kun wasn't there for me and I had to learn self defense, nya?” Again with the cat noises. When did she become a friggin' neko? The two seemed to believe her and nodded, continuing on their way. Notice I used the word seemed, meaning what they were thinking was:

 

 

`Bullshit.'

 

 

Hey it's not a long thought, but a thought none the less! Starring at each other, the two friends shrugged nonchalantly, continuing down the sidewalk. Pulling Kuwabara up, the two old friends quickly dusted him off, Kagome slapping his ass for good measure making Kuwabara laugh, and started off after the two. Their walk to…where ever, was quiet. Albeit there was some small talk here and there, mostly on Yusuke's hair. `Rhyme! I rhymed! Look out doctor Suisse, here come's Kaggy!!!' She mentally giggled to herself. Inner dialogue was so much fun. And then a minute went by. Then five. Then ten…and by then she was starting to question her sanity. She had her mouth open and a question on her tongue when Kurama beat her to the punch. But not literally. Because he's too nice for that.

 

 

“We're here m'lady.” Opening up the door wide, the red head bowed low, a mischievous smile on his lips. The three chuckled, walking in, Kagome giving a small curtsy in reply. There was nothing neither big nor nothing small about the place but it smelt like heaven to Kagome's stomach. It was just a small American burger shop that apparently sold really good burgers by the way Yusuke was prattling on. Really hot, steamy, juicy burgers… Holy hell her stomach is actually humming at the thought! That's just not right. For any person. Or animal. Ever. The four sat down, ordered, and starred. Awkward… The males didn't know what to say else they give anything away, -RHYME!!!- And Kagome was just…well herself. Sounds like ubre fun nya?

 

 

“So Kaggy…” THANK YOU KUWABARA! Holy hell, she couldn't take anymore silence. “Why did you transfer to our school? I mean, it's like a bazillion miles away from the shrine.” …well shit. No answer for that. It's not like she could tell him the truth. Because that would go over sooo well. `Oh yes Kazu-kun! Well when I turned 15 I was molested by an insect lady in a magical well that transported me 500 years in the past where I met up with this silver-haired half dog demon sex GAWD who really looked to be part cat. Then I broke his wish granting marble and sent it into a googolplex of pieces all over ancient Japan where I met a pick-pocket kid with a tail, who was orphaned by me mind you, a guy wearing a dress with a vacuum in his hand, and a lady with a severe superiority complex who was in love with the cross-dressing vacuum man who ended up being like brother and sister to me. Oh yea, and we met half cat/dog demon sex GAWD's brother who has an ice pick shoved into the wee crevices of his ass and likes speaking in third person. But I transferred here for a simpler life because I could just hear my soul dying a little on the inside every time dog/cat sex GAWD belittled Me.' …man my life is fucked up.

 

 

“The school said I skipped too much and kicked me out.” Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god! She told the truth! With 165 less words than the original explanation! All time record best, go Kaggy. The others however, were in shock. Especially Kuwabara. He gets shocked easily.

 

 

“They KICKED YOU OUT?!” Wow, what a set of lungs Yusuke. `I bet those are amazing in bed…' Kuwabara's big strong man arm wrapped around her, pulling her close to him.

 

 

“Aww looks like Kaggy's become the little delinquent.” The two smiled at each other.

 

 

“Yea, well it seems your record isn't exactly clean. Is it school hooligans?” the three boys blinked, and chuckled, and laughed! She called them hooligans, who wouldn't laugh? It's like some 13 year old calling a 5 year old a `young whippersnapper', it's simply hilarious! Seriously, don't you people have any sense of humor?

 

 

“Now where on earth did you hear that?” `Oh god Shuichi is chuckling. His smile is so heavenly and his hair is so purty…wow I must really be starving.' She gave a toothy grin to the red head began using the taller orange haired man as a pillow. `Squishy pillow…'

 

 

“Le creepy teacher murmured it when I was at the front. Care to explain?” she turned her head up to look at the face of her squishy pillow…only to see him whistling innocently. Really, when does that ever work? Looking at Shuichi, she knew he wasn't going to tell her anything. Stupid hott, sexy, gorgeous red haired person. And finally there was Yusuke. Ahh, he was avoiding her eyes like the plague! Time to have some fun. Ultimate-intimidation-make-a-man-speak-ray ACTIVATED! She starred, and starred, and starred some more until…his head went BOOM! Okay not really, but he did look like he had a small breakdown. Sheesh, maybe she should have toned down the rays a little bit?

 

 

“Sooo maybe you're not the only one who skips?” insert pause. “Or plays pranks.” Another pause and eyebrow raise “or runs a gang. What is this, 20 questions? I plead the 5th!” the others laughed loudly at the pouting boy. Suddenly, Kagome got a superior air around her, her face going emotionless.

 

 

“Actually, since we're in Japan and since you are of Japanese origin as I suspect you are by your squinty eyes and sleek black hair,” the two others laughed at the stereotype. “It is not possible for you to plead the 5th amendment of a foreign constitution. Also I only asked one question, you just happened to panic under pressure and make up the illusion that I was asking more than one. Don't think I value you enough to waste my breath on you just yet.” That. Was. PERFECT! The critique, the humility on his part, and the British accent wasn't half bad either. Yusuke looked horrified. Shuichi was chuckling. And Kuwabara looked like he was about ready to explode with laughter. Doesn't she just pick the perfect friends?

 

 

“Here you go huns. Fresh off the grill.” The waitress began putting food down in front of them. Kurama got a chicken burger with fries and water. Kuwabara got chicken fingers with fries and dr pepper. Yusuke got a cheeseburger with toppings with fries and a coke. And Kagome didn't care. For in front of her was the most amazing thing she had ever seen when she was hungry: a double bacon cheeseburger with no mayo, onions, lettuce, tomatoes, extra pickles with ketchup and a side of fries. It was official. Kagome was in obesity heaven! Halleluiah, praise Jebus/Fallah/Serious/pocket Kama sutra, get up and shake a little, she was home! She tore into her burger like there was no tomorrow, taking large bite after enormous bite, barely chewing anything before swallowing. And in a matter of seconds…it was gone. Blue eyes gawked at her hands, as if they were the reason her burger was no longer there. As for the boys, whom just watched the entire thing, they were… well to say the least, they were terrified. She just ate a pound of meat in less than 50 seconds, wouldn't you be scared too!?!? Large anime tears fell from her eyes as the thought of her forever absent burger. Maybe if she had just gone a little slower, they could've had more time together! In her mourning, she sluggishly ate her fries. Until they were gone too. OH WHY CRULE WORLD!?!

 

 

“Umm Kags?” That was a nickname! Looking up, she was met with the gorgeous brown eyes off Yusuke...and the smell of hair product. Was that Tresume?

 

 

“Yes `Suke?” The wary boy looked her up and down, staring intently at the empty food basket and the top of her belly that could barely be seen before being blocked by the table.

 

 

“Do you umm...do you feel okay? Do you want more?” The girl blinked before following his train of sight and giggled.

 

 

“Heh, nah I'm good. Going a nearly a day without food makes me a little psycho crazy for burgers.” The boys looked…well, shocked. But why would they be shocked? People get hungry damnit!

 

 

“An entire day…without food?” Yusuke actually looked appalled at the idea! Well GOOD! At least someone shares her appreciation for food!

 

 

“Kagome that doesn't sound healthy…” Kagome looked at the red-head and smiled. `Aww is Shui--er Kurama worried about lil ol' me? How sweet!'

 

 

“Psh, I've gone longer. But I had this major Lord of the Rings random obsession yesterday and spent the whole day watching the movies and commentary. Did you know that half the movie was made in Scotland? And that 2 of the actor mysteriously died when they mentioned that England was a better homeland? Oooh you know it wasn't by natural causes!” Kuwabara's laughter could be heard all the way to the non-planet Pluto and back. And again the other two were in shock. Really, if she's going to start hanging out with them, they need to get used to her personality!

 

 

“That's just...” Yusuke started.

 

 

“Insane.” And Kurama finished. Amazing isn't it? They're like two halves of a whole stupid! A sudden beeping erupted in the vicinity of Yusuke's pants, startling both him and Kuwabara. A disgruntled sigh left Kurama while her long time friend decided to take a more rash approach.

 

 

“Oh come ON! I FINALLY found her and now I have to leave?!” kagome was confused. Leave? Where must the go? Instead of voicing her amazing opinions, she opted for sitting there looking bored as the boys -begrudgingly mind you- stood from the booth.

 

 

“Leaving so soon are we?” Kuwabara actually looked guilty for having to leave, a shocker since he's usually jumping in excitement at even the sound of a mission. She stood, allowing him to wrap her up in a bone crushing hug.

 

 

“Sorry Kaggy, work is callin'.” She giggled, noticing the angry/sad looks the other two adorned.

 

 

“It's okay Kazu! I don't expect you to drop everything just because I'm here! Now go, your boss is probably throwing a tantrum right now.” Yusuke chuckled, giving her a smile.

 

 

“You don't know how right you are Kags.” And with that, they were gone. Leaving a lonely kagome left...to pay the bill?!

 

 

“Oh you've GOT to be KIDDING ME?!”

 

 

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Me: WALLAH!

 

Soku: I don't see why you even bother trying to write stories; you just get bored and forget about it after the 3rd chapter!

 

Me: ...yeah...yeah...

 

Naru: Soku stop being mean! -holds me close- shhh its okay.

 

Me: ...im not crying dobe, im hungry! Writing about burgers is making me crave one!

 

Naru: Don't call me dobe you...you...BAD AUTHORESS!!!

 

Soku: smooth...

 

Me: -giggles- he's hott when flustered. Who cares if he can't come back with a good insult? One less form of abuse!

 

Soku: he is NOT hott!

 

Me: Jealous much? Anyway...review! We should be meeting Hiei and Keiko sometime soon. And we know Kagome and Hiei just mesh oh so well!