InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Genkai's Daughter ❯ Chapter 13: Courting? ( Chapter 13 )

A/n: Another chapter for you my lovely reviewers and readers!

*Genkai’s Daughter*

By: Kage Otome

Chapter 13: Courting?

Furious.

Enraged.

Kagome was certainly all those things at this point in time. But it has been said that anger blinds us. Anger makes us do crazy, stupid things that we would never do under any normal circumstances. Of course no matter if someone was around to tell Kagome not to do what she was going to do would she listen? No siree, she was determined to make both Sango and Kuronue see the error of their ways.

Oh yes...

She’d show them all right.

She’d show them, and enjoy every minute of it.
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Silence permeated the room like thick smog. And two pairs of eyes glared fiercely at each other through the silence, violet flashing in annoyance and anger, brown orbs flashing with barely suppressed rage. It was only a matter of time before both beings blew up.

“THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT YOU ARROGANT---”

“THIS IS YOUR FAULT YOU STUPID, STUBBORN---”

Right on the dot.

From then on all you could hear was a blur of extremely loud noise. It wasn’t fit to be called yelling. Yelling, people could normally understand, this sounded like a bunch of slurred words from angry drunks, angry drunks pmsing. Sesshoumaru sighed rubbing his temple with two fingers, he just knew Kagome was up there somewhere, laughing at him, them, everyone. No doubt concocting one of her infamous ‘plans’ that would no doubt either get her in trouble, get someone else in trouble or involve that evil ‘pet’ of hers.

Ah. Yes, Kagome’s pet.

That evil little monstrosity.

Really, how did she stand it? The crow like creature reminded him of an annoying insect that incessantly buzzed in his ear no matter how many times he swatted at it. It, was some cross between a penguin, a crow and a bat. It had the penguin like facial features, a crows body and bat wings. A deformed little beast. Kagome thought he was ‘adorable’. Ugh.

How anyone found that disgusting thing adorable was a mystery.

One that he had no intention of exploring further.

Speaking of that pet. Here it comes.

All motion paused as it came into the room. The new comers stared at him in fascination and just a tad bit of unease. It was not everyday you see a penguin/crow/bat crossbreed. Kuronue however recognized the creature immediately and winced. He would no doubt be in for it later. Kurokai hated being disturbed.

‘Kurokai.’

‘Yes?’
‘You remember the plan?’

‘Yes, Kagome-mama.’

‘Good...’

‘Now.R 17;

‘With pleasure.’

The ‘thing’ identified as Kurokai made a sharp dive towards Kuronue’s head ripping his tattered hat away and plopping it on Sango’s head while yanking her hair quickly sending her towards the startled detectives. She went flying into them, Kurokai took to the air again watching the pandemonium unfold.

“HENTAI!” Sango wasn’t sure who she smacked but she certainly hoped it was whoever groped her. It was the ugly one. Kuwabara. Kagome cackled from her position in the shadows. Yusuke, while attempting to get up accidentally brushed up against her breast starting an all out brawl between the three. Two of them dragged in unwillingly. Kuronue just stood off to the side not sure whether to laugh or cower. Sango was being punished, just what was his punishment? Hearing Kagomes laughter, he didn’t want to know.

BAM, THWACK, CONK, BANG

“Owe, Asshole!”

“Oomph!”

“Hentai!” ;

It wasn’t until too late did he realize he was in the direct path of the mass of struggling, fighting bodies. ‘Oh shit.’ Turning he came face to face with Kurokai. Kurokai fluttered back before charging towards him, intent on bringing him down.

“OOMPH!” Kuronue had joined the fray. Unwillingly.

Kagome grinned evilly. She was satisfied---For now.

Kurokai twittered happily, pleased that his master was in a happier mood. Kagome sauntered out of her ‘hiding place’ to curl up against Sesshoumaru. Deciding to enjoy the ‘show’ while it lasted. Absently she wondered how long it would take for them to realize not only had they been set up, they were now being video taped in quite embarrassing positions. Sango was straddling Kuronue’s waist choking him while punching Kuwabara in the head and kicking Yusuke in the stomach. All the boys were in fact squished into each other, making for some very compromising positions and blackmail.

“You just couldn’t resist.” Sesshoumaru said dryly looking at the camcorder in her hand.

“You kidding? This was too good to pass up!”

“I wonder about you sometimes.”

“Good. It’s nice to know I can still keep you on your toes.”

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& #8220;I blame you.” Sango growled at the grinning Kagome.

“It’s your fault for not believing me.”

“Well I believe you now, only Kagome could’ve, would’ve done something so cruel.” Sango grumbled.

“Why I’m hurt!”

“You’ve been spending too much time around Miroku.”

Kagome wiggled her eyebrows a very Miroku like gesture.

“Wouldn’t you like to know.” She whispered huskily in her ear before prancing out of the kitchen leaving a red Sango.

“Damn Pervert.”

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“When will we strike again Master Taguro?”

“Patience, Naraku. “

“We will do so soon.” He said quietly, “Just be patient.”

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Kagome sighed softly stretching out languorously on a tree branch. Her eyes closed sleepily and her mouth opened in a cute kitten-like yawn. She was however unprepared to open her eyes only to be faced with emerald green orbs. Yelping she fell flat on her face. Pulling her face out of the ground she turned to growl at the intruder mumbling about idiot foxes scaring her.

“Can I help you...Um...What was your name?”

He sweat dropped.

“Shuuichi Minamino but you can call me Kurama.”

“Kurama.”

“What’s your relationship with Kuronue?” Youko asked taking control slightly.

“My relationship?”

Kagome asked incredulously.

“Look, Kurama, If your looking for a relationship, Kuronue ain’t gay.” Kagome stated quite bluntly.

Kurama was floored, eyes wide with shock as she continued to go on.

“I don’t have anything against gay people mind you, but Kuronue just doesn’t go that way, he’s a real ladies man. Gets real horrified at the idea of touching, kissing or sleeping with another guy. Your cute and all, I’m sure there are plenty of guys who are willing to be with you.”

“No, No, No!!” Kurama waved his arms frantically. He certainly didn’t want her thinking he was gay, which he was most certainly not.

“I’m not gay.”

“Oh. My bad.” He sweat dropped again.

“I was Kuronue’s partner.”

“Oh. But I thought Kuronue’s partner was dead.” Kagome stated more to herself then him.

“No. Youko was forced to take salvation in the womb of Shiori Minamino, my mother, he was forced into my unborn body and has been a part of Shuuichi Minamino, myself for my entire life.”

“O-kay.”

“Let me explain.”

“Please, do so.”

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 220;Do you understand now?”

“I think so.”

“Good.”

“We’re best friends.”

“Um, what?”

“You asked about Kuronue and myself.” Kagome clarified. “We’re best friends.”

“Oh.”

“What?”

“I just thought there was something else going on between the two of you.”

“Like what?”

“Courting.”

“Kuronu e and I? Courting?” Kagome asked bewildered.

“Would you accept his suit?”

“Yes. “ She didn’t even hesitate.

“Would you accept mine?”

Kagome stood in shock.

“I don’t know you.” At his look she rephrased her reasoning.

“I don’t know you well. Not like I know Kuronue. “

“Then get to know me.”

“Well I suppose it wouldn’t hurt...” Kagome trailed off.

“No. It wouldn’t.

“But-”

“Please?”< br>
Oh. The puppy eyes. Curse the puppy eyes. Ooh...And the puppy pout. This man should be gunned down. Or tied up in a barred room where those eyes couldn’t seduce innocent people into their web of deceit! Or...Damn. Anyone who can successfully pull that off had her full respect. Most people who try it, just turn out looking out funny. And she laughed. Mean? Yes. She knows.

But he wouldn’t fool her with his feigned innocence.

“So.”

“Okay.”

Damn. Curse her big mouth.

Bested by the fox. Twice.

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&# 8220;So...What were you two talking about?”

“Wha?”

“You and Kurama.” Kuronue prodded.

“Oh. Yeah. He’s courting me in an attempt to woo me.”

“WHAT?!”

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