InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Kisses: Mistletoe or No ❯ Too Much Information ( Chapter 10 )

[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]

**DISCLAIMER: "InuYasha" and "Yu Yu Hakusho" are the creations and property of mangaka Takahashi and Togashi. This little drabble featuring their characters is simply the wistful ramblings of manic maniac madmiko.

Written for TheDeadliestSin community
Prompt: "Like Silk"
Word count: 1,785


Coming to a stop on a thick branch in a nearby tree, Hiei determinedly pushed aside the thought that he shouldn't be following her. After all, it had taken him an entire year to decide to court the girl and another year after that to mate with her, despite the constant, irritating urgings of their "friends." And all that time, he had managed to play it cool. He didn't wait anxiously for her arrival when they were getting together, often telling the others he didn't know if she would be there or not. He didn't hover around her or watch her every movement like some lovesick ningen teenager. And he definitely didn't accompany her when she was getting together "with the girls." So, he really didn't want to be caught trailing along behind her just because they had finally consummated the relationship and spent the last week holed up in her apartment and he hadn't been ready to let her go when she had accepted an invitation to go to lunch with Keiko, Yukina, Shizuru, and Botan after having breakfast with her mother. Damn females.

All he wanted to do was to take his mate back to their bed where she belonged. She could get together with other people later. Next month. Or the one after that. Unfortunately, it looked like they were going to take their sweet time with this "lunch." They had bought bento boxes and taken them to a nice, sunny park where they were spreading out a couple of blankets to sit and eat. They were on Kurama's side of town and Hiei hoped the fox wouldn't stumble upon them. He really didn't want to have to worry about being detected while he was stalking his own onna.

After several minutes of just watching her--er, them, he saw all the females turn toward Kagome and they seemed to be listening with rapt attention to whatever she was telling them. So, he decided to listen in to see what was so interesting. He figured she was telling them they had mated.

"It was the biggest one I've ever seen," she said, nodding her head enthusiastically.

He was right. The apparition smirked to himself for a second before frowning. Just how many had she seen?

"Really? I would have thought that with all your travels across the country in the past and the many trips you've made into the Makai, you would have seen some much bigger," Botan said.

Bitch. Showed how much she knew. He had always known he didn't like her for some reason.

"No, not really."

"Were you scared?" Yukina asked.

"Well, a little," Kagome confessed. "But I couldn't let Mama know that. She would get rid of him."

Hmph. She could try.

"But he was amazingly gentle."

Gentle? Well, maybe that first time. But she was going to ruin his reputation. It was a damn good thing the fox and the detective weren't here. Let alone the idiot. That would be all he needed for them to hear. And she had been walking gingerly enough and had enough scratches not to be saying things like that. For that matter, so did he. He certainly wouldn't call his sweet, little priestess "gentle." Damn onna.

"And when he looked at me with those big, hopeful eyes, I couldn't resist. I was still a little nervous about putting my hand on him, but once I did, I couldn't stop. I'm not kidding, I've never felt anything so smooth before. It was like someone had put a layer of silk over thick, hard muscle. I must have petted and rubbed him for half an hour," Kagome told them with a laugh.

All right, now this talk was getting a little too personal. He couldn't believe she would tell such intimate details to other people. Did all females talk about these things so openly?

"Bet he has a huge appetite--that kind always does. So, does he eat a lot?" Shizuru asked, slowly blowing out a stream of smoke as she tapped her cigarette on the side of her bento box.

Hiei almost fell off his branch. He should have known she would ask something like that--he always knew that onna was trouble. He was going to see to it that Kagome and Yukina didn't spend too much time with her from now on.

"Oh, my! Yes, he does!" Kagome confirmed. "But he's kind of sloppy. I think it's because his tongue is so wide. Slobber everywhere."

That did it. Hiei stood up. It was time to end this sordid little gossiping session. She certainly hadn't been complaining at the time and damn if he was going to let her tell such things to them. And his tongue wasn't that wide. She was just small.

"Kurama has a really big one. Have you seen it?" Botan asked.

That stopped him for a moment. Kurama and Botan?

"I didn't know pretty boy had one," Shizuru said.

Hiei snickered to himself at that.

"Oh, yes," Keiko nodded. "He just showed me yesterday. He hasn't brought it out much because he's injured."

Well, that explained a lot. He hadn't seen Kurama with a female in all the years he had known him. But he wondered if the detective knew what he had been up to with his onna, injured or not.

"Oh, look! Here he comes now, and it looks like Yusuke is with him. We can go to his apartment and you can tell us which one is bigger, Kagome," Botan said, waving the guys over.

Oh, HELL no! Landing directly in front of his wayward mate, Hiei pulled her roughly to her feet. "That's it! It's bad enough that you had to share so many private details of our sex life with these nosey, big-mouthed females, but I absolutely draw the line at you going anywhere to see if someone's cock is bigger than mine."

Kagome just stared at him as all the color drained from her face in shock at the way he had insulted their friends. Her pallor didn't last long, though, as a dark red stain quickly spread across her cheeks when she realized what else he was saying.

"As for my appetite, if I remember correctly, you were the one who woke me up these last three mornings begging for more. And I sure didn't hear any complaints about my tongue when you had a deathgrip on my hair and were yelling my name," he continued to rant.

Turning to Yusuke, whose eyes were as big as saucers as he listened to the little fire demon throwing a fit, Hiei said, "You will take Yukina home. I don't want her associating with these females any longer, and I suggest you keep an eye on your own onna." Then he narrowed his eyes and glared at Kurama, "And you had better start keeping your cock in your pants, instead of playing your injury for sympathy and future favors."

"Hiei!" Kagome yelled. "Stop!"

Slinging her over his shoulder none-too-gently, he smacked her bottom. "That's the first time I've heard you say that, too, and it had better be the last." And in a blur of color, they were gone.

"What. The. HELL was that all about?" Yusuke looked around at all the stunned faces. "Because it sure sounded like Hiei was saying he and Kagome have been sexing it up." He frowned and pointed at Kurama. "And it sounded like he was accusing you of something." He turned his frown on Keiko next, "and you, too."

Then Shizuru started laughing. After a minute, Botan joined her, and soon Keiko and Yukina were giggling, too. Finally, rubbing her side with hand while tossing her cigarette away with the other one, Shizuru said, "I never would have believed that little sourpuss would blow a gasket like that and spill so much juicy information."

"You realize we are never going to see Kagome again. She'll be too embarrassed to face us," Botan told them.

"Are you going to tell us what happened or not?" Yusuke fumed.

Patting his arm, Keiko explained, "It all started when Kagome was telling us about ..."
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"A DOG, Hiei! I was telling them about the DOG Mama adopted!" Kagome yelled when he dumped her onto their bed.

The dark scowl on her mate's face slowly lightened and she could tell he was replaying the conversation in his mind. So, she sat up and waited for his apology. And waited. And waited some more. Then her face took on a dark, thunderous expression and she poked him sharply in the chest. "Just what were you doing there, anyway?" she asked suspiciously. "You were spying on me! Did you think I just couldn't wait to tell how great you are in bed? Haven't you ever heard that eavesdroppers never hear good of themselves?" she poked him again.

"Actually, it started out all right," he grinned slyly, pushing her back onto the bed and pinning her down.

"What?!!? How can you say that? And now every one of them is going to see what we were talking about in a different light. And then you had to go and say ... I can't believe what you told them! I'll never be able to face them again," she wailed, burying her face in his shoulder.

"Good." He nuzzled the top of her head for a minute, then raised up and started unbuttoning her shirt. "More time for this."

"You are simply unbelievable," she gaped at him.

"Is that better than great?

"Hmph. Who said you were great?"

"You did," he reminded her, touching her nipples lightly with his fingertips before leaning down to capture her mouth for a thorough, searching kiss. When he had what he wanted, namely her cooperation, he kissed his way to her ear and whispered, "You said you couldn't wait to tell them how great I was in bed."

Chuckling at the renewed outrage on her face, he set about proving her right. He knew she forgave his little misunderstanding, and he was determined to make the next few months as enjoyable as possible while they were hiding out here. Because there was no way in hell HE was going to face any of them any time soon, either. And by the time Kagome got her courage up to see them again, he wanted to be sure she was talking about him instead of some stupid dog.
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