InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Little White Lie ❯ weird moments ( Chapter 8 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

By: Nelle22

P.L: ok, thanks for the reviews. I mean not many people review for my stories and it makes me happy.

Inari: well I’m still not talking to you. (Turns nose up at me)

P.L: (whines) I’m sorry!! Please! I didn't mean it. You know that.

Kur: what is wrong?

P.L: (Glomps him) Nari-chan wont *sniff* speak to me (cries hysterically)

Matsu: it was a simple mistake.

Inari: she paired me with a jackass!!!!!!!

Hiei: Hn. onna, I wouldn't get my hopes up like that.

Inari: (in Hiei's face) I’d rather put up with Chu than you, you pint-sized sugar addict!!!!!

Botan: they were made for each other. First lovers spat

(Hiei and Inari give her an evil glare)

P.L: if you calm down and cooperate, I’ll change your

Inari: how about I don't do it at all?

Kag: nuh-uh. How about a love-hate relationship?

P.L: yeah that might work. And it fits both of your personalities perfectly.

Inari: fine.

Kur: now thatover, can we get on to the story? I would love to find out how Kag-Chan turned into a demon

Kag: hmm hey P.L c'mere

(Insert suspicious whispers)

P.L: uh-huh... that might work... I might do that... ooo scandalous... a quad-d? Never thought of that... hmm before or after that... oh a single with... ok I’ll do it!!!

Youko: do what?

P.L: sorry character-authoress confidentiality contract. You all signed one remember?

Everybody: oh yeah

Matsu: but why did you let that crazy lady freak us out?

P.L: shhh. If Anko hears you I can't help you. Besides, she didn't have that muchin Konoha since they were used to her antics so I gave her a deal.

Koenma: what was the deal? I could use a new one for my SD's

P.L: sorry C-A_CC. didn't I just say that?

Shippo: can we get on to the show? I wanna meet yusuke-ojisan again.

Kag: where is Yun-kun anyway?

Shippo: something about a date with a real demon. Momma who is it?

Everybody: (sweat drops) Keiko

Kag: why do you keep her here?

P.L: shrugs would you believe me if I said comic relief?

Matsu: here's that chapter
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'Talking' is Kurama
'talking' is Youko
'talking' is Hiei

previously:

"tea?" she asked scratching her head sheepishly
;

Now:

Everyone looked at Kagome like she had grown another head that was spewing profanities. Even though she had Kitsune Youkai traits, which had red signs saying she wasn't human, they felt that she had literally lost it.

"Kagome?" Yusuke asked, looking closely at her

"hey Yusuke" she said smiling back at him.

Yusuke watch her for a moment longer, and walked up to hug her. she hugged him back smiling softly making her look like an angel. (lets shatter that image, ne?)

“WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH A KID AT 18? WHO KNOCKED YOU UP SO I CAN KILL HIM!!!!!?” Yusuke yelled, slightly making the demons in the area deaf for a while.

“Yusuke..."

"WHOSE THE ASS HOLE!! I'LL KILL'EM BRING HIM BACK AND KILL'EM AGAIN. NO ONE TOUCHES YOU WITHOUT MY CONSENT!!!"

Kagome watched as her cousin ranted for no particular reason. she followed her line of sight to the rest of the SD. Kurama looked a bit peeved, Hiei looked ready to kill with his hand on his katana, and Kuwabara was about to blow. (for what, you'll learn right now)

"URAMESHI! LEAVE THAT PRETTY DEMON ALONE! SHE AINT EVEN YOUR COUSIN!!" Kuwabara yelled twice as loud as Yusuke.

Kagome sighed and faced the other two shocked (sane) Tantei.

“are you two sure you don't want any tea? or perhaps some iceon this nice weather we're having? I’m sure you'll want to move from this idiot party?" Kagome said very miffed

444 Kurama & Hiei’s POV333

‘I’ll kill'em myself' Youko growled

‘Youko we cannot kill Yusuke no matter how much he yells' Kurama said, sadly agreeing with his inner demon.

‘Hn. can I kill the Baka?' Hiei asked strangely giddy

(Hiei glares at P.L Hiei: I don’t get giddy. P.L: no just high)

'no'

‘ooh she's talking. did you see her fangs? so cute'

Kurama and Hiei mentally look at Youko like he's on dust

(Inari: couldn't think of nothing better?stuff it)

“are you two sure you don't want any tea? or perhaps some iceon this nice weather we're having? I’m sure you'll want to move from this idiot party?" Kagome said

‘say yes or I’ll make you get morning woods so hard you won't walk straight for a month' Youko threatened

"we'd love too Kagome-san." Kurama replied hastily

6666 End POV 7777

"we'd love too Kagome-san." Kurama replied hastily

"Hn."

“Ok follow me quietly, so baka 1 and 2 won't hear us" she says starting to glide out carefully, with Shippo on her shoulder

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P.L: sorry it's been too long. Advanced Placement is killing me. T.T

Inari: come on only 6 more essays to go. and 4 more chapters for your other story.

P.L: sadist teachers and preppy OCS

Kurama: I’ll make you some tea. (gives cup of tea)

P.L: oh thank you (takes sip and yawns widely) I need a nap. (falls out)

Kagome: Rama-kun, what did you put in the tea? (pokes authoress body with stick)

Kurama: I told Youko to put some sedatives in it.

Matsu: Youko what kind did you use and how much of it?

Youko: umm the one that said knock-out-quiks. and why?

Yusuke: (bottle in hand) those can knock out a horse!!! how much did you put in Fox!?!?!

Youko: how much does it say to knock out a horse?

Hiei: 4 pills

Youko: so what will 12 pills do?

Everybody: NNNAAAANNIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shippo: oh no, we killed her

P.L: *SNORE*

Matsu: since our authoress is currently out of commission, we'll host so sit tight and we'll have the next chapter up and running.

Shippo: (sweet voice that works for him only) Review pweeasse!