InuYasha Fan Fiction / Yu Yu Hakusho Fan Fiction ❯ Trapped in the closet anime style ❯ Chapter 3

KFLYC: Here is chapter 3 enjoy and reiew

 

Sylvester aka R.Kelly: Inuyasha

Kathy: Kikyo

Rufus: Naraku

Chuck: Yomi

Gwendalyn: Not telling you yet but I've the the person picked already

James: Not telling you yet but I've the the person picked already

Tron: Not telling you yet but I've the the person picked already

Rosy: Not telling you yet but I've the the person picked already

Bridget: Not telling you yet but I've the the person picked already

 

 

*Music continues playing*

 

Inuyasha: Here we are.

The four of us...
In total shock...

Me and her.
I closed my mouth and swallowed spit,
As I'm thinking to myself, "This is some deep shit!"
And I said "So you're gonna tell me he's the one he's been talking to?"
He says:

 

 

Naraku: Yes

 

 

Inuyasha: I says no

He says:

 

 

Naraku: Yes

 

 

Inuyasha: I says No

He says

 

 

Naraku: It's the truth!

Inuyasha: I yell, "All of ya'll ass is crazy, let me up out this door,
Because this is way more than I bargained for
And then she says:

 

 

Kikyo: Wait, I'm sure we can all fix this

 

Inuyasha: Then I said, "I'm late, plus I ain't gotta damn thing to do with this!"

 

Kikyo: *Growls* (A/N: Got a sore throat claypot sorry Kikyo fans)

 

 

Inuyasha: And then she said:

 

 

Kikyo: Wouldn't you just like to know how it all began?

Inuyasha: Then I thought to myself, and said, "Quick, you got three minutes"
And then it got real quiet, I said, "Somebody start talking"
She said:

 

 

Kikyo: My God, Naraku! I've got just one question,
How could you do something like this? I'm so hurt!

 

Inuyasha: He looked at her and said:

 

 

Naraku: Claypot, you've got your nerves (A/N: Yes you do switching between both of them if you didn't want Naraku why did you mate with him have your brain turned into clay also?)
With all your club hopping, lying when you said you was shopping.
And now here you are in our home, and you're calling me wrong.

Inuyasha: She said:

 

 

Kikyo: Okay, you busted me! (A/N: If he busted you how come you aren't on the floor in pieces? Get down and break.)

And that much I agree, you've caught me cheating!
But this is a little extreme!

Inuyasha: He said:

 

 

Naraku: You are my mate sleeping behind my back.
And now I come home and you got him in the closet, how extreme is that?!"

 

Inuyasha: She says:

 

 

Kikyo: But she's a he!

 

Inuyasha: Then he said:

 

 

Naraku: Please, you can't judge me.

 

Inuyasha: She said:

 

 

Kikyo: Naraku this is crazy!

 

Inuyasha:And I said Stop arguing!
I did not stay here to hear you chew each other out, (A/N: That doesn't sound right)
So get to the point, or I swear I'm out!"

Yomi: Excuse me, please, but I think I can explain what's going on in here.
My name is Yomi and I been knowing Naraku about a year,
At midnight creeping around with him has been a living hell,

Sneaking in and out of hotels...

 

 

*Inuyasha puts Tetsauiga up to Yomi's mouth as Yomi throws his hands up and stumble back*

 

Inuyasha: I said, "Ugly, spare the details!" (A/N: Yomi looks creepy when he wasn't blind and only had two ears and I think four horns but he is creepier when whe has six ears and seven horns. In this songfic he is not blind but has six ears and seven horns still *shivers* creepy)
Then Naraku said:

 

 

Naraku: Yomi, please! Don't say nothing else!

 

Inuyasha: And then she screams:

 

 

Kikyo: Naraku you son of a bitch!

 

Inuyasha: He says:

 

 

Naraku: Kikyo, go to hell! (A/N: Where she deserve to be ^o^. Sorry Kikyo fans)

 

Inuyasha: I said I thought you said your name was Mary, that what you said at the party.
Man this is getting scary I'm gone windscar somebody!
Then Naraku start yelling and screaming saying:

 

 

Naraku: Claypot, this is all your fault!

 

Inuyasha: She throws a pillow at him and says:

 

 

*Kikyo throws a pillow at Naraku making him stumble back* (A/N: He wasn't suppose to stumble how weak)

 

 

Kikyo: You was creeping too, the only difference is you didn't get caught!

 

Inuyasha: Yomi screamed out:

 

 

Yomi: We're in love!

 

 

*Kikyo slaps him* (A/N: O~O I thought she was suppose to push his head)

 

Inuyasha: Kikyo says:

 

 

Kikyo: Love my ass! (A/N: Claypots have asses?)

 

Inuyasha: Naraku said:

 

 

*Naraku puts his arm around Yomi waist pulling him to him* (A/N: *Gagging)

 

 

Naraku:We're getting married

 

 

Inuyasha: Then I windscar in the air!

 

 

*Inuyasha windscars to the ceiling making a huge peice of rubble hit him in the head*

Inuyasha: Then I say, Not another one of you sons of bitches say a word!
Cuz all this shit I'm going through is unheard!

 

*Inuyasha grabs his cell phone*

 

 

Inuyasha: Grabbed my cellular
Saying, This is so wrong,
Call up my home,
And a man picks up the phone phone phone phone.....

 

 

 

KFLYC: Please review and was it funny?