InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ 99 Bottles of Beer on the wall, or 99 sits for inu-yasha ❯ New Lyrics! ( Chapter 1 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

99 sits ch 2


New versions of the song & plus a version for Sango & Miroku to sing...



By Browsergal

One night, after defeating a demon, and the village they saved has filled the party with sake.

Sango and Miroku, giggling, and drunk, begin to sing around the campfire...

Miroku sings "99 gropes for me"

In a rough chorus, Sango sings, “99 Slaps for him”

"Ninety-nine gropes for me!” Miroku sings.

*grope* & *slap*

“Ninety-nine slaps from me!” Sango sings

*grope* & *slap*

“My hand moves down, I get smacked around” Miroku mournfully sings.

“His hand moves down, I smack him around” Sango angrily sings.

“Ninety-eight gropes for me!” Miroku begins again...

*grope* & *slap*"


“You know, they’ll be at it all night.” Inu-yasha grumbles to Kagome.

“Yep. they’re going to hate themselves in the morning.” She replies.
“Human courtship rituals,” Shippo whispers to Kirara. “Are weird...” Kirara mews in agreement...


By Momma cat

Kagome singing.

“97 sits *thump* for calling me bitch, Inu-yasha”

“97 sits *thump* for Inu-yasha”

“Takes you down, laying you around”

“96 sits *thump* for calling me bitch, Inu-yasha.”



By Rockmiko

Kagome singing.

100 sits for Inu-yasha right now

Inu-yasha gets 100 sits

I yell sit loud and he goes down

99 sits for Inu-yasha right now

*fast forward about 98 sits*

1 sit for Inu-yasha right now

Inu-yasha gets 1 sit

I yell sit loud and he goes down

0 sits for Inu-yasha left now!


Thank you, Browsergal, Momma Cat and Rockmiko for the new lyrics.

If more readers wish to contribute more lines, feel free. I can always add more!

Hopefully you, the reader, got a giggle or two out of this.



Thank you for reading.
jeff shelton