InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Demon's Heart and Ultimate Sacrifice (Kag/Sess) ❯ Out Takes *Funny* ( Chapter 26 )

**This part is simply the product of three giggling, sleep deprived girls. Many of these may sound funnier at 3:30 in the morning, when you have had too much caffeine and no sleep...you have been warned!**
Read these out takes as though the story were a movie and each character is an actor.

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*Chapter 2- The demon brought Kagome to a small castle. It appeared to be deserted, but Kagome knew that running was senseless, because she had no clue where she was. Surely, running would only make the demon pursue her. Her only hope was that InuYasha and the others would arrive before anything happened. The demon still stood emotionless. She had no intentions of going inside the castle. She didn't know what was inside. It was then that she recognized a familiar sound. Music? She heard the dulcet tones of Marvin Gaye's "Let's Get it on." She then saw a silhouette of a man dancing seductively behind the screen. Slowly, the screen slid open and she saw Naraku unhurriedly emerge, never breaking his seductive swaying. "Come on, Kagome. You'll bear my child, won't you?" He came closer to her and let his kimono drop around his shoulders, swaying more and showing her his chest while begging her, "Pleeeeease?"
Kagome was doubled over on her knees, holding her stomach in a fit of laughter and it took six more takes to get them to be able to keep a straight face. Both Kagome and Naraku have admitted that they are no longer able to listen to that song.
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Chapter 2- When you master your new Tetsusaiga, little brother, you can retrieve your wench." InuYasha could feel his blood boiling. He reached down, and quickly unsheathed his sword, only to quickly discover that it was not his Tetsusaiga. He stood their stunned, only to see Sesshoumaru break into a victory dance, while he pulled the Tetsusaiga from his own sheath. "I finally got your sword, little brother!" With that Sesshoumaru turned and ran, shouting TETSUSAIGA! Swinging the sword wildly at anything or anyone that got in his way.

The whole layout of the scene had to be changed, as no one could keep a straight face once the swords where visible.
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*Chapter 3- Sesshomaru turned to take Rin to bed, turning his head and saying to Kagome, "Go and clean yourself up. After your bath, I will speak with you in your room." He turned and left her sight, leaving her with nothing to do but follow his orders. Upon returning to her room, she attempted to mentally prepare herself for her confrontation with Sesshomaru, and she slowly opened the door. What she saw there left her in shock as she realized that he had gone through her bag and retrieved her portable CD player, and was now erratically dancing around the room, flipping his hair about. She realized then that he had also taken her hairbrush, and he now held it up to his mouth and began to sing in a high voice. "Oops...I did it again, to your heart. Got lost, in this game, oh Babeeee." Kagome once again lost herself in a fit of laughter as the now deadpan Sesshomaru turned to her and said, "You will speak of this to no one, human." This made her laugh harder.
This section had to be completely moved, as neither of them could do the serious scene in that room afterwards.
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*Chapter 4- She grabbed her first aid material out of her bag, and walked towards the demon lord. He had not taken his eyes off of her. His intense stare unnerved Kagome. She could never tell what he was thinking. He stiffened slightly when she began removing his robe. The gash was much worse than she anticipated. Though it was not terrible, it was very deep. She was going to have to sew it up, and she was not sure how he would react to this. As Kagome began to clean Sesshoumaru's wound, she decided to venture a look up at him to gauge his expression, only to find herself face-to-face with the nozzle of a water gun. She noticed a devilish smile of his face as he began to squirt her, causing her to reel backwards, landing on her back. He proceeded to pick up some water balloons from his side and dropped them on her, yelling "Death to all humans!" Kagome lay on the floor, drenched and barely able to breathe from laughing so hard.
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*Chapter 6- Rin's face was broke out in a smile as she held the flower out to him. He took it from her and looked at it. He then looked to Kagome who obviously found the thought of the Great Lord of the Western Lands, wearing a wildflower in his hair, to be quite amusing. He saw the look of anticipation on Rin's face. He lifted the flower to his hair. "Yay!" shouted Rin. Sesshoumaru then turned to Kagome, one hand on his out-jutted hip and one on the side of his head, and asked her in a prissy voice, "Does this flower make me look fat?" Kagome looked at him thoughtfully, trying not to laugh, and answered, "Now that you mention it…" Sesshomaru squeaked in indignance and threw the flower to the ground as the two girls were laughing mercilessly. He stalked off with his nose in the air saying, "Well, I never!" stopping twenty feet away from them, unable to hold in his laughter.
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*Chapter 7- Having him at her side, made Sango suddenly feel alive. As though she had a purpose and reason to go on. Feeling his hand in hers made her feel very happy all of the sudden. A smile crept across her face, and she turned to him only too see that he too was smiling. Though his smile seemed to be a direct result of hers. Both Miroku and Sango turned to see Inuyasha crouching a mere three feet away from them, he pounced on Miroku and straddled him to the ground. He turned towards Sango waving a finger and said, "Uhn-uh, girlfriend. You stay away from my man!" Miroku burst out laughing, pushing Inuyasha off of him, causing both Inuyasha and Sango to collapse into fits of laughter.
This scene took five more takes to get it right.
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*Chapter 8- "I do not wish Rin to see the human's blood. We will go to the springs and wash as much off as possible. You will change your kimono before I send Rin to see you." Sesshoumaru set Kagome on the ground near the springs. She quickly grabbed a hold of him pushing him into the water. With a great splash, she pointed at him and yelled, "Death to all demons!" She then began laughing and turned to run up the hill to the castle. Sesshomaru quickly emerged from the spring, weighed down by his drenched kimono and followed after her. He quickly caught her turning her around and slowly pushed her to the ground, straddling her and stating in an emotionless voice, "You dare to defile the demon lord of the western lands' kimono and armor, human?" With that, he began to ring his sleeves out over her face. Kagome was laughing hard, but stopped when she heard a squeak from him as he held up his tail. He screeched at her, "Look what you did to my tail!!!!" He then proceeded to ring out his drenched and matted tail over her face, causing her to begin laughing again.
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*Chapter 9- Again Kagome heard a slight knock at her door. "Come in" she called out. Lord Sesshoumaru entered her room this time coming to her bed side. "Kagome, remove your Kimono." The look on her face told him he had frightened her at his request. Sesshoumaru stood for a moment, clearly forgetting what he was supposed to say. Instead, he gave another devilish grin and launched himself at Kagome, rolling them both across the bed and onto the floor. "Come on, Kagome, take it off." Kagome was squealing and slapping at him yelling, "Hentai!!!" at the top of her lungs. She managed to pull herself onto the bed, only to be followed quickly by him, bounding onto the bed and jumping up and down. He began to remove the top of his own robes, saying, "Here, I'll do it too, just to make you more comfortable." She glared up at him and he smiled back, very mischievously, and added, "Oh, come on, we could have a pillow fight, and sit and paint each others toe nails!" Kagome got up and ran from the room, laughing hard enough that she was about to black out. Sesshoumaru slumped onto the bed, Indian-style, and grumbled, "I guess this means I don't get to hear any new gossip."
This particular display of femininity caused everyone on set to go into hysterics. The scene was delayed until the next day, due to the fact that no one could stop from laughing when Sesshoumaru entered her room.
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*Chapter 10- Miroku had Sango in an embrace and they were both sleeping peacefully. InuYasha got up and walked away from the sleeping couple. Seeing them together was beginning to get on his nerves. The next night Sango came back from a bath, and looked to where Miroku had been sleeping and noticed that he had wrapped himself up in a blanket. Sango moved over to him and asked softly, "Do you mind if I lay with you tonight?" Sango yelped in surprise as Inuyasha popped his head out with a wicked grin gracing his lips. "Not at all," he stated and reached up pulling Sango down quickly beside him, and returning the blanket over both of their heads. Miroku broke out laughing, having been the one that thought of the joke and watched as the frightened Sango's limbs flailed wildly under the blanket and her screams of "Hentai!" echoed through the forest.
This scene was supposed to be the next night of Miroku and Sango lying together, but was taken out when she refused to do it again.
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*Chapter 11- InuYasha saw Kagome only a short distance from him. He decided it was now or never. He rushed to her and put one of his arms around her and the other over her mouth. Before he could even get her name out, she was in hysterics. She was screaming so loudly that his ears could barely take it. In only seconds Sesshoumaru was there and he quickly grabbed Inuyasha's arms, and pinned them both behind his back. Kagome turned around, and giggled at the confused look on Inuyasha's face and quickly pulled out the make-up she had brought with her. Inuyasha thrashed wildly, sending violent threats at everyone in the vicinity, as Kagome quickly rouged his cheeks bright red, and painted his lips to match. Miroku came around suppressing his laughter as much as possible, and said with a huge smile on his face, "Well, Inuyasha, you almost look good enough a woman for me to grope." An almost terrified look crossed Inuyasha's face, and he quickly snarled at the monk, "You come anywhere near me monk, and you won't have a hand to grope with anymore." Everyone on the set broke out laughing. Sesshoumaru, decidedly released Inuyasha, and with an impish smile Inuyasha lunged at the laughing monk, causing him to cower slightly. Inuyasha grabbed his shoulders and planted kisses on his cheeks, leaving lipstick on them, and continued to rub his own cheeks on the monk's clothes and skin.
Miroku pushed him off, laughing to hard to see straight and the scene was delayed until both men had cleaned themselves.
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