InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Long Lost Memory ❯ The Monk and the Unwelcome Visitor ( Chapter 3 )

Before anyone could answer, something fairly odd would happen. Miroku held Nakamura's hands, the same lecherous look in his eyes. Nakamura blinked as she looked at him in utter confusion.

“Excuse me Miss, but would you do me the great honor of bearing my child?”

Before InuYasha or Sango could strike, Miroku was, slapped, causing not only a red hand print, but scratch marks, bonked on the head with a fist, causing a large lump to form, and thrown down onto the ground, sending a bit of a dust cloud up from the earth. Nakamura smirked.

“Does that answer your question?” she asked as though she hadn't done anything.

Sango stared in disbelief and InuYasha nearly fell onto the ground laughing. Kagome just stood there with a large `sweatdrop' hanging on her head.

Miroku merely stood and brushed himself off, then put his hand on the mark on his face and sighed lightly. Sango then proceeded to smack him in the head with her giant boomerang, knocking him out.

“What was that for?” Nakamura asked.

Sango shrugged and picked up Kirara, putting the small cat demon on her shoulder before asking Kagome.

“Where to now?”

Kagome looked at InuYasha for an answer.

“We keep going in the same direction we were going” he replied.

The others nodded and followed him, Miroku was being dragged by Sango.

After a few moments of walking, InuYasha's nose wrinkled and a small tornado could be seen approaching them.

“What the…?” Nakamura said raising an eyebrow.

Kouga stopped before Kagome, holding her hands.

“My dear Kagome, I'm sorry for my absence, you must've missed me horribly, has this mutt been treating you alright?”

Kagome was about to say something when Nakamura coughed excessively fakely.

“Excuse my rudeness, but who the hell are you?” she asked.

Kouga smirked.

“I thought I whiffed another mutt”

Nakamura raised an eyebrow.

“You don't even know me yet, and you're judging me simply because of my blood. Wow, that's low, even for a wolf”

Kouga's jaw dropped and InuYasha began to laugh uncontrollably.

“Well, I can already tell that you're a wench” Kouga spat.

“And I can already tell that you have a rather large head”

Kagome was holding back her laughter as InuYasha rolled on the ground, laughing hysterically.

Kouga glared at her.

“I suggest you watch your mouth half-breed”

“Oh you noticed? Good job!” Nakamura said sarcastically.

Kouga nearly lost his temper when he stopped, even InuYasha had stopped cracking up and stood, and Nakamura had let out a small growl.

“There's a new scent, cat demon” InuYasha informed the others.

Kagome nodded and said “and it has jewel shards”

“It's coming this way” Kouga said.

Miroku, who had by this time awakened, said “I can sense its demonic aura”

“Nojiko” Nakamura growled.

“Who?!?” The others asked.