InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Pirate's Life, is the Life For Me ❯ Mishaps ( Chapter 5 )

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Chap 5

Mishaps

"I'm not eating that!" Kagome growled pushing a plate of what looked to be fish, away from her.

"Damn right you are!" Inuyasha retorted, pushing the plate forwards towards her. "Come on wench, eat!" he commanded.

"No." Kagome simply replied, pushing the plate back again, and smirking in her triumph. "I told you I'm not eating it."

"Dammit!" Inuyasha grumbled, before smiling down at the fork on the table. You're eating this Empress. No matter what you say, or do. No sooner was the thought done that the fork Inuyasha was holding was jammed into her mouth, than she started coughing.

"What . . . cough . . . the hell . . . cough . . . did you do that for?!" Kagome asked accusingly. "You stupid ass!" she urged him on. "What the hell you trying to do, kill me?!"

Inuyasha rolled his eyes and flipped his hair over his shoulder. "Suck it up, wench." he told her, jumping onto his bed.

"Or what?" Kagome argued.

Inuyasha glared at her.

"Or die." he challanged.

She rolled her eyes and sat next to him on his bed, ignoring his stay away growl. "How come you don't eat it, Captain?" she asked looking up at him. She smiled as his ears twitched, than a feeling came unto her. She wanted to touch them, so she did.

She reached up for them with her hands, ignoring the consistent growling coming from the man beside her. As soon as she had both ears within grasp she tweaked them. She started giggling as she heard him start to purr.

The sudden noise snapped Inuyasha out of his current daze, and back into reality. The first thing he noticed was someone touching his ears. "Wench don't do that!" he snapped at her, causing her to fall back, off the bed and onto the floor, her hands still connected to his ears, making him fall down with her.

He started growling as he lifted his head to meet hers in a slow gaze. Him looking into her sapphire eyes and her into his amber ones. They were so fed up in staring into each others eyes they didn't even notice the position they were in, until . . .

"Oh, I see you two are busy." Miroku said turning around and heading out the door, but not before giving Inuyasha a quick wink.

Inuyasha noticing the wink and the perverse smile upon the monk's face looked down at Kagome, this time noticing their position.

Blushing he stumbled quickly off her, than going to sit on his sofa, looking anywhere but at her.

Kagome looked confusedly at him wondering why he was blushing. She looked down at herself, than she started blushing herself. "Damn . . ."she muttered looking up to see Inuyasha looking directly at her. "What?!" she snapped.

He only smiled and turned the tv one flicking through the channels, before settling on a particular show about a demon and a girl from the 21st century (sound familiar?)

Sighing Kagome got up from the floor and went to sit next to him and enjoyed some company.

As the show went on, she quicky fell asleep her head falling against his shoulder.

Inuyasha not at all paying attention to anything besides the tv ignored the girl who had fallen asleep beside him. Not long after he fell asleep too, his head resting atop hers as his arms settled around her shoulders, pulling her closer as she snuggled.

~*~

"Really?!" Sango questioned, smiling at the perverse monk that stood his place, smiling ever so slightly.

"Yep." he answered nodding. "Seen them at it, on the floor and all, staring into each others eyes." Exclaimed Miroku looking thoughtful. "Were even in position."

The last part made Sango blush. "You mean, they were . . ."

Miroku had already caught onto what she was trying to say and nodded before rambling on. "If I had it right, I heard Inuyasha purring from inside and Kagome giggling."

"Dammit, Houshi-Sama!" Sango hissed at him. "Inuyasha's going to hear you!"

"Nonsense, he's probably too caught up in what he's doing right now, he doesn't even hear anymore."

That fact was true, for Inuyasha was sleeping, and usually when the Captain sleeps it takes a pretty darn feisty woman to wake him up, that was what Sango was for.

~*~

"Inuyasha loves me, he loves me not, Inuyasha loves me . . ." Kikyo said over and over until the last petal quivered on the edge of falling. "Inuyasha loves me not." she said ripping the petal off angrily. She'd known that for a long time hadn't she, how he was going to fall in love with another woman and leave her for dead. She was lucky she had caught on before and did it to him instead, but there was a feeling inside her that she had done something wrong, but Naraku felt so right.

Kikyo stared out at the dark castle that shudder violently as lightning crashed to the ground several seconds after the thunder sounded in the dark sky. She was used to this kind of weather, in fact she loved this kind of weather. The rain always seemed to come at the exact time when she wanted it, the thunder and lightning always appealed to her in some strange way.

She was the Goddess of Chaos, and nothing could do her harm, except of course losing the only thing she ever wanted. Was it bad to love a hanyou? It seemed an idle thing to do, but what harm could it do?

"If only I had gotten over him before I came to live with . . ."

"Hi, babe." Naraku whispered into her ear, pulling her against his hard chest. "Miss me?" he asked trailing his tongue along her lower jaw, making Kikyo moan slightly.

"Of course." she answered inhaling deeply as she struggled to face him. The moment she had finally managed to face him she looked deeply into his crimson depths taking in his feelings.

"What do you see, babe?" he asked smiling slightly.

Kikyo looked for a little bit longer before crushing her lips to his in a heated kiss, her tongue brushing along his lower lip.

"I see the man I love . . ." she whispered before pulling away and smiling as she was engulfed in a purple light that vanished like the setting sun behind her.

"Kikyo, you haven't gotten over that mutt yet, have you?"

~*~

"All hail captain Kouga!" shouted a man with spiky white hair and a scarred face.

"All hail captain Kouga!" shouted the rest of the people around him, while a man with black hair and icy blue eyes. He held a cocky smile on his face.

"You better bet on it!" he finally said, his smile never leaving his lips as he spoke in the usual arrogant tone that many pirates his age had. "Well what's next on our schedule?!" He asked turning his head to the same man with the spiky white hair and scarred face.

He jumped up from his seat and grabbed a piece of parchment from the desk to his side than read. "Next on our schedule is the Higurashi Lands, our mission capture the pretty princess . . ."

"Who said she'd be pretty?" asked a big guy with almost the same look a Kouga only a scar through his left eyes that went all the way down to his lower jaw.

"All princess' are pretty, Ryukun." Stated Kouga setting his chin on his intertwined fingers. "Or else they wouldn't be princess's would they?"

"Actually, she's an Empress." said Tsukyu as he brushed his hand through his spiky white hair.

"Still, and I don't want no arguments, Tsukyu and Ryukun!" he added before turning around and heading for his cabin to escape the loud and proud words coming from all the wolf demons above deck.

As soon as he was safely inside his cabin he looked around, it was mostly earth colours and only a hint of blizzard blue around the edges of frames and the little full moons on the pillows.

Kouga sighed picking up the controller from his bed and turning the channel to a wolves in mating program. He needed a refresher at the process, he had to admit he was too damn possessive of woman which led them to leave him in the process of finding another mate, that and all the woman he ever found were either too old or way too young for him, but were willing. Only problem he had to approve of their Fathers, which was something he wasn't very good at.

"It's pretty stupid you have to know all these basics just to get a mate." he whispered angrily as he changed the channel and settled on some kind of cartoon with a wolf demon getting the shit kicked out of him by some silver haired dog hanyou. "Oh for-what the hell, come one that wolf demon has gotta be stronger than the mutt!" he growled.

The yelling continued until the fight ended up in a tie as a girl dressed in odd clothing came into the fight. Kouga mentally cursed about how stupid wenches should learn to mind their own business'.