InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Random Game of Truth or Dare...... sorta ❯ Hyperness and the Apocolypse ( Chapter 1 )

Bre- I don't own Inuyasha, or do I? Mwahahaha
Okay I really don't hell that sucks, they need to make a patch or a withdrawal class for Inuyasha withdrawal, I mean they do it for smoking....

Counciler- We have a new friend today.
Bre- Hi I'm Bre, and I have an Inuyasha obsession problem.
Other obsessed Inu fans- Hi Bre
Counciler- Very good the first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem.... ummm Bre?
Bre- *eye twitches*
Everyone but Bre- ........... *looking scared*
Bre- I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE, MUST TORTURE TO RELEASE PENT UP INUYASHA ENERGY!!!!!! Mwahahaha who's fiiiiirrrrsst.
Everyone but Bre- *screaming and begging for mercy* AHHHH HELP HE_________
Bre-........*claws drip blood on carpet* Oh shit, well I hear Mexico is nice this time of year. ;')

A Random Game of Truth or Dare…….. sorta

Chappie 1- Hyperness and the Apocalypse

Sean/ Hey everyone welcome to our Random Game of Truth or Dare …..sorta.

Inuyasha/ Shit I hate these, and why don't you just say the title you asshole?

Sean/ *blinks* That is the title…..

Everyone/ O_O *crickets chirp in background, Inuyasha coughs*

Inuyasha/ This idiots supposed to be the host?

Kagome/ Don't get him mad, remember what happened when you made the last Truth or Dare host mad?

Inuyasha/ *thinking*

Miroku/ Oh Buddah, he's thinking!!!

Sango/ Everyone RUN, it's the apocalypse!!!

Sean/ This way there's a bomb shelter under IHOP!

Everyone/ *runs to bomb shelter after grabbing some bacon.*

Kagura/ Hey, why's Inuyasha in here too?

Shippo/ He'll bring the doom of kumquats on us! HE'S A DOOM BRINGER!!!

Everyone but Shippo/ ; -_-

Sean/ uhhhh…. What were we talking about?

Sesshomaru/ Inuaysha was questioning your hosting ability.

Shippo/ I'm to young to die. WAAAAAH!!!!

Kagome/ Please don't punish us.

Sean/ *innocent* I'm not the host….. Well I guess I'm kind of a co-host, the real host is Bre, she should be here any minute….

Cell phone/ BEEP BEEP BEEP

Inuyasha/ AHHHHHH, STOP THE BEEPING, I CAN'T STAND IT!!!!!

Sean/ Get a grip dude, it's just a cellphone.

Cell phone/ BEEP BEEP

Inuyasha/ *clutching ears* AHHHH, MAKE IT STOP, MAKE IT STOP!!!!

Sean/ *opens cell phone* Hello?

Bre on phone/ Hey where are you guys, it's raining fire and there are really annoying pigs flying around everywhere.

Sean/ Ohhh, Inuyasha started the apocalypse by thinking, so we're in the bomb shelter under IHOP.

Bre/ Oh okay did you grab some bacon?

Sean/ Yep

Bre/ Okay I'll be there after I stop at Starbucks, Byechya

Sean/ *drops phone* No, it can't be.

Inuyasha cast/ What?

Sean/ *whimpers* she's getting coffee

Inuyasha/ So what asshole?

Sean/ HURRY does anyone have any coffee!!!

Sango/ Why do you need coffee?

Sean/ If I'm not as hyped up on caffeine as Bre is when she gets here she'll tear this place apart!!!

Inuyasha Cast/ O_o

Sean/ *downing mass amount of coffee*

Inuyasha cast/ O_o

Sean/ *bounces up and down humming* Twilight zone theme song *thundering footsteps racing to bomb shelter. WOOOHOOOO SHE"S HERE!! YAY!!!!!!!!

Bre/ I'M HERE EVERYONE!!!

Guys/ Shit, she's hot…..

Guys/ *thundering towards Bre* MINE MINE MINE!!!!

Sean/ Get away you BASTARDS!!!

Bre/ COOL, a chase seen!!!!

~ 18 hours later~

All the Guys but Sean/ *panting* So tired….

Inuyasha/ How-huff- do-huff-they-huff-keep-huff-going? Must be-huff- that coffee-huff-stuff.

Bre & Sean/ *running around bomb shelter at the speed of sound*

Bre/ HAHAHA you'll never get me!!

Sean/ We'll see who's laughing when I catch you.

Naraku/ Like what do you think of my pink nailpolish, it's like so cool and some junk.

Bre & Sean/ *stop running* Creepy…..

Bre/ Shall we get going

Sean/ I dunno…..

Bre/ *nibbles Seans neck* please?

Sean/ *half closes eyes* Mmmmm that feels good…. Of course we can keep going, whatever you want…..

Bre/ All right if you catch me maybe you can have me.

Sean/ REALLY!?!?!

Bre/ *laughs and starts running*

Sean/ There's no way your getting away now.

Inuyasha gang/ O_o

Sesshomaru/ what does this have to do with truth or dare?

Kanna/ *whispery freakish voice* We must stop them.

Shippo/ SHE"S A DOOM BRINGER TOO, WE MUST BURN HER AT THE STAKE!!!!

Rin/ *knocks Shippo unconscious*

Kagome/ Jinkies

Sango/ Kagome said junkies.

Miroku/ she must have a clue

Inuyasha/ Ruby Roo??

~2 hours later~

Kouga/ Hurry tie them down.

Bre & Sean/ NONONONONONONONONONO!!!!!!

Inuyasha/ NARAKU help us you idiot.

Naraku/ Like no way it'll totally mess up my manicure.

Bre/ *continuously whackes Inuyasha on the head* LET ME GO!!!!

Inuyasha/ OWW OWW OWW OWW OWW OWW OWW!!!

Shippo/ *runs around in circles* DOOM DOOM DOOM!!! *trips on spaghetti and falls head first into toilet* GURGLE GURGE GURGLE!!!

~ 5 hours later~

Kagura/ That bastard broke my arm!

Sean/ And your point is?

Kagura/ I'll kill you!!!

Sean/ *uses ice breath* AHHHHH BRAIN FREEZE!!

Bre/ OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!! Where'd you get ice breath?

Sean/ Internet.

Bre/ Okay that makes sense.

Sean/ Wanna sing?

Bre/ Kay.

Bre & Sean/ *sing fifth Inuyasha ending song*

akaku nijimu taiyou wa subete o

terashite kita ima mo mukashi mo

kono yuuyami ni egaiteru souzou wa

Inuyasha Cast/ O_O

~* Author's Note Thingy/ Okay everyone that was my first chapter, please review. Okay people too tell you the truth I suck at writing authors notes, unless it's a quickie in the story, so my notes will be in short supply, you'll just have too live without em.