InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events ❯ Sit! ( Chapter 5 )

HI! GR! STUPID FF.NET! NOW THEY DELETED MY WAYS TO KILL KIKYO FIC! MAYBE I JUST SHOULDN'T BOTHER WITH THEM ANY MORE! THEY'LL PROBALLY JUST DELETE ALL MY STORIES! Now on with his story.

Disclaimer: I do not own InuYasha.

SIT!

InuYasha woke up. He was in a bad mood. He then looked over at Shippo who was snoring. "HEY WAKE UP YOU LITTLE RUNT!" He yelled as he whacked Shippo on the head a few times.

"OW!" Screamed Shippo. Kagome then woke up.

"INUYASHA! SIT!" She screamed. InuYasha slammed into the ground.

"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR, BITCH?!?!?!?!" He yelled.

Kagome then got mad. "FOR HURTING POOR SHIPPO FOR NO REASON AT ALL YOU INSENSTIVE JERK!" She screamed so loud the whole forest shock. InuYasha then hid behind Miroku who just woke up from Kagome's screaming.

"What's going on?" Asked Miroku in a sleepy voice.

"Oh, Kagome's mad cause I hit Shippo." Said InuYasha.

"Oh, I see." Said Miroku. He then went over to Sango and groped her butt.

Sango then woke up and screamed. "PERVERT!" She screamed.

"MIROKU! CAN'T YOU GO ONE MINUTE WITHOUT GROPING SANGO'S BUTT?!?!?!" Yelled InuYasha. He then kicked Miroku in the nuts.

"YEOW!" Screamed Miroku and he brought his hand to his nuts and fell to the ground.

"Um, InuYasha. I think that was going a little too far." Said Sango.

"INUYASHA! HOW COULD YOU?!?!?!?! A BUTT GROPE ISN'T WORTH A KICK IN THE NUTS! SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!" Screamed Kagome. InuYasha slammed to the ground hard.

"OW! YOU BITCH! HE DESERVED IT!" Screamed InuYasha.

"HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF A KICKED YOU IN THE NUTS FOR GROPING SANGO'S BUTT?" Asked Kagome.

"Must everyone grope my butt?" Asked Sango.

"I WOULDN'T GROPE HER ASS!" Yelled InuYasha.

"SIT!" Yelled Kagome. InuYasha slammed to the ground again.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!?!?!?!" He asked.

"For swearing." Said Kagome.

"WELL WHOP DE DO!" Yelled InuYasha. He then stormed off into the forest.

Later, the rest of the Inu-gang is at Kaede's hut to get Miroku's nuts looked at. Just then Kirara's ears perked up. "What is it, Kirara?" Asked Sango, "Is there a demon near?" Kirara nodded. Sango then got her slayer outfit on and went to find the demon.

Elsewhere, InuYasha is mopping. "Stupid Kagome!" He said. He then sensed a demon and ran in the derection.

To where the demon is, Sango just arrived. "A spider demon!" She says. She then takes the Hiraikotsu and slays it. InuYasha then arrives and sees Sango has slayed the demon.

"BITCH!" He yells, "I WANTED TO SLAY THE DEMON!" He then releases the Kaze no Kizu (Wind Scar) on Sango. Sango screams. She holds out the Hiraikotsu to block. After 5 seconds then Hiraikotsu breaks and Sango gets hit. She gets severly injured. Kagome saw this.

"INUYASHA, YOU MEANY! WHY THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT?!?!?!?!?! YOU COULD OF KILLED HER! WAIT HERE!" She says. She then rushes Sango to Kaede's hut. She returns 10 minutes later. "SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT….."

A few hours later

"…SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT, SIT!" Screams Kagome. InuYasha slams into the ground so hard, he goes half-way though the earth.

"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?" Yelled InuYasha from inside the very deep hole.

"FOR PRATICALLY KILLING SANGO!" Yelled Kagome.

"BITCH!" Screamed InuYasha.

The End of this chapter! A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events, TBC…

OK, that was weird. My mom's at Chapters buying me manga! YAH! R+R!