InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events ❯ Korean Farting Beans ( Chapter 8 )
Sango eats some beans she finds in Kagome's backpack.
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 06.28.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 438 | Visits: 1.2K | Status: Work In Progress
Hello! Welcome back to A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events! Now this chapter will be really crazy (like they all are). Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not, I repeat that, NOT own InuYasha.
Korean Farting Beans
One day Sango was digging in Kagome's backpack. She then pulled out a can of beans and started to eat. Miroku then walked up to her.
"Good day, Sango." He says.
"Hi Houshi-sama!" She says. She continues to eat. Miroku then gropes her butt. Sango then farts and Miroku flies 10 feet backwards and lands unconscious. Sango continues to eat.
15 minutes later, InuYasha walks up. "Hey Sango!" He says, "What are you eating?" Sango then farts. InuYasha clutches his nose and faints from 'poison gas'.
5 minutes later, Kagome walks up and sees Sango eating the beans. "No Sango! You're eating my Korean Farting Beans!" She yelled. She then puts on a gas mask.
"I'm eating what?" Sango asks. She continues to eat.
"Korean Farting Beans. They give you the farts for 1 hour after you finish eating them." Kagome replies. Oh god! This was going to stink up all of feudal Japan. Sango stops eating. She then starts farting to the tune of 'Happy Birthday'. Kagome sweat drops.
"It's not my birthday." She mutters. Myoga then bounces over. Sango farts. Myoga dies.
10 minutes later Kikyo appears. "I've come to reclaim my soul!" She says. Sango farts. Kikyo then dies from poison. (Hum, maybe I should put that in Ways to Kill Kikyo!) Sango then farted to the tune of 'Ding-Dong the Witch is Dead'.
30 minutes later, Naraku appears. Sango farts. Naraku dies. Then Sango gets so happy she farted to the tune of Beethoven's Symphony #9.
20 minutes later, all of feudal Japan has died from the 'poison gas'. Sango stops farting. She and Kagome are the only ones left. So they both become lesbian and with Kagome's priestess powers, rebuild the country's population!
The End of this chapter! A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events, TBC…
OK that was weird! That part at the end was unexpected to! R+R!