InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events ❯ Miroku gets Subdued ( Chapter 10 )

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Miroku gets Subdued!

The gang was heading back to Kaede's village. Miroku was being his regular perverted self. "HENTAI!" Screamed Sango as a loud slapping sound was heard. InuYasha sighs.

"Will that pervert ever learn?" He asks. Kagome shakes her head.

"Probably not." She says. Kaede comes out of her village because of a loud slapping noise, thinking demons were attacking.

"What happened out here?" She asked.

"Oh, Miroku just decided to grope Sango again." InuYasha says. Kaede sighs.

"Miroku, will you ever learn?" She asks.

"Nope!" Says Miroku as he gropes Sango. Sango slaps him. Kaede sighs again.

"Sango, you must get tired always having to slap him. You need to save your strength for demons." She says. She puts a rosary on Miroku. "Now recite a word to subdue Miroku." Sango starts to think as Miroku gropes her.

"HENTAI!" She screams. Miroku falls to the ground. Sango smiles. "I like this." She says, "HENTAI, HENTAI, HENTAI!" Miroku slaps to the ground hard. He gets up and grumbles.

"OW!" He says. InuYasha burst out laughing.

"Now you know how it feels to be subdued!" He says evilly. Miroku burst out in tears.

"IT'S NOT FAIR!" He screams.

"Hentai." Sango says. Miroku slams to the ground.

Later, the gang is walking to another village. Miroku spots pretty women and runs over. "Excuse me." He says, "But can one of you bear my child?" Sango walks over.

"Can you women go over there?" She asks. The women move away. "HENTAI, HENTAI, HENTAI, HENTAI, HENTAI, HENTAI, HENTAI!" Sango screams. Miroku slams the ground so hard, he creates a hole. InuYasha burst out laughing. He loved seeing someone, besides him, being subdued. It was wonderful! Kagome stared with wide-eyes.

"Sango, don't you think you've over done it?" She asks. Sango shakes her head.

"Nope." She replies. Miroku mumbles from inside his holes.

The End of this chapter! A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events, TBC…

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