InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events ❯ Miroku's Horrible Mistake! ( Chapter 22 )
Miroku goes to grope Sango and misses and ends up grabbing who and where?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 10.06.2004 | Pages: 1 | Words: 461 | Visits: 391 | Status: Work In Progress
This idea came to me awhile ago and I've improved on it and made it really funny. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I don't own InuYasha!
Miroku's Horrible Mistake!
InuYasha had just gotten though another new moon. After almost being killed he decides to go to Sango to learn how to fight demons has a human. Sango was showing him how to use poison gas balls. Miroku was watching this. 'Man Sango's beautiful!' He thinks, 'I think I should grope her now!' So he walks over with his eyes closed.
"And this is how you hold it." Sango explains to InuYasha. She then drops the poison gas ball so bends down to pick it up. Miroku didn't realize this, since his eyes were closed, so he reached out and grabbed InuYasha in the nuts. InuYasha was too shocked by this to speak.
'Hum, did she poop her pants?' Miroku thinks to himself. Sango looks up to see Miroku grabbing InuYasha's balls and is fighting back laughter. She gets up.
"Do you like what you feel?" She asks.
"Hum, it's very interesting. Changed from last time. Did you poop your pants?" Miroku asks. Sango is really fighting back laughter now.
"What makes you think that you're touching my butt?" She asks.
"Huh?" Miroku questions. He then opens his eyes to see InuYasha in front of him. 'Wait a minute!' He thinks, 'If InuYasha is in front of me, then what am I grabbing?" He then looks down to see what he's grabbing and screams. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNPURE! UNPURE! UNPURE!" He screams.
InuYasha regains his voice. "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING YOU STUPID GAY PERVERTED MONK?!?!?!?!" He screams and starts beating up Miroku. Sango can no longer fight back her laughter.
Kagome then walks over because she was hearing noises. "What's going on?" She asks.
"Oh Kagome-chan, you missed it!" Sango says in-between laughter, "Houshi-sama grabbed InuYasha's nuts thinking he was grabbing my butt!" Kagome then bursts out laughing.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!" Both InuYasha and Miroku scream.
The end of this chapter! A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events, TBC…
LOL! I was fighting back laughter when writing this. Please R+R!