InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Series of Crazy InuYasha Events ❯ Sex is When... ( Chapter 26 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]
Hi! I’m back again! Sorry that I’ve been lazy!   Disclaimer: Does anyone get the message yet? I do not own Inuyasha.   Sex is When…   The gang was spending the night in the woods, dew to the fact that they were completely out of money. For dinner they were having fish that Inuyasha had caught. Shippo was going through one of the innocent wondering stages and was asking Kagome where babies came from. Kagome was WAY too embarrassed to answer that question. Maybe it was does to the fact that she was “making babies” with Inuyasha the previous night. Sango was also too embarrassed, because she too was “making babies” with Miroku. This gave Miroku an idea of how to make money.   The next day, the gang arrived at a village. Miroku quickly set up a booth. “Sex!” He yelled. People stared at him. “Are you having trouble explaining this to your children?” Men start nodding. “Then come see me! For just 100 yen, I can explain everything about sex to your children so you won’t have to.” Lots of men line up in front of his booth.   That afternoon, Miroku was with the first child. “OK son, do you know what sex is?” Miroku asked.   “No.” Replied the boy.   “Well, sex is when…”   A few minutes later you hear the boy screaming. He burst out of the hut and told all the kids what Miroku just told him, which was every last detail about sex. They all started to scream, run around, and tell more kids. The parents chase Miroku out of the village and don’t pay him.   “Way to go Miroku.” Inuyasha said, “Now they’ll all be too scared to have sex ever!”    “Is that so?” Miroku asked, “Well I don’t think every kid on the planet will find out so don’t worry.”   By the end of the month, every kid on the planet knew every last detail about sex. In a year, every kid in the whole universe knew every last detail about sex.   The end of this chapter! A Series of Crazy Inuyasha Events, TBC…   Well what did you all think? Please review!