InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Snowballs chance In Hell ❯ A snow balls chance in Hell: The Second Coming. ( Chapter 2 )

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A snow balls chance in Hell: The Second Coming.

Vampi: (wearing many bandages) After several threats upon my live and well being… (Looks over to the mutt brothers, (that's what I call them) who are looking angry and vary scary.) I have to torture some other cast members from the show. Its almost like there angry or something…

Inu/Sess: Damn straight!

Vampi: What ever…. On with the torture…er… I mean the fic.

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Sango:

" Miroku, why do you always feel my but? I've got boobs too…."

" Oops, dropped my sword." (Bends down in front of Miroku, he gets a major nosebleed.)

(Stole one of Kagome's uniforms) Does this make my butt look fat?"

Inuyasha/Sesshomeru/Miroku/Koga/Narku:

(singing) Its fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A, Its fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A hey…

Inu: What the hell!!

Vampi: What now?

Sesshomeru: You shall die wench. (Obviously pissed)

Koga: What makes you think I would sing with mutt face?

Narku: I. DO. NOT. SING!

Miroku: Can I see Sango in Kagome's uniform again? ( He's so hopeful)

Sango: (Blush) Perv! (She slaps him.)

Vampi: Ok, really, Can I just finish?

Inuyasha: What? You're not done?

Vampi: No, I still have to embarrass Kagome.

Kagome: What?!

Inu: Oh yeah…I almost forgot. (Evil grin towards Kagome)

Kagome: SIT BOY!

Inu: (crunch)…..ow…..

Kagome:

" Inuyasha! S…. Um what was that word again?"

" Wait, Sesshomeru's not a girl?!"

(sigh) Koga is so cute. (Hearts in eyes.)

Koga: Kagome! I knew you loved me! (Runs to her, only to get tripped by Inuyasha in the process.)

Inu: Oops…

Sango: You almost pity the poor guy.

Vampi: Yea almost.

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Vampi: Hey Guys! Thanks for reading! If you've got any ideas, flames, or just feel like ranting, let me know!

Voice Of Reason: Thank you for your help, it is appreciated.

Vampi: Why are you here?

VOR: I'm here to help you.

Vampi: Well, Ya don't have to be so polite and cheerful.

VOR: Why wouldn't I be?

Vampi: It's kind of creepy…