InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A Snowballs chance In Hell ❯ A snow balls chance in Hell: The Second Coming. ( Chapter 2 )
A snow balls chance in Hell: The Second Coming.
Vampi: (wearing many bandages) After several threats upon my live and well being… (Looks over to the mutt brothers, (that's what I call them) who are looking angry and vary scary.) I have to torture some other cast members from the show. Its almost like there angry or something…
Inu/Sess: Damn straight!
Vampi: What ever…. On with the torture…er… I mean the fic.
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Sango:
" Miroku, why do you always feel my but? I've got boobs too…."
" Oops, dropped my sword." (Bends down in front of Miroku, he gets a major nosebleed.)
(Stole one of Kagome's uniforms) Does this make my butt look fat?"
Inuyasha/Sesshomeru/Miroku/Koga/Narku:
(singing) Its fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A, Its fun to stay at the Y-M-C-A hey…
Inu: What the hell!!
Vampi: What now?
Sesshomeru: You shall die wench. (Obviously pissed)
Koga: What makes you think I would sing with mutt face?
Narku: I. DO. NOT. SING!
Miroku: Can I see Sango in Kagome's uniform again? ( He's so hopeful)
Sango: (Blush) Perv! (She slaps him.)
Vampi: Ok, really, Can I just finish?
Inuyasha: What? You're not done?
Vampi: No, I still have to embarrass Kagome.
Kagome: What?!
Inu: Oh yeah…I almost forgot. (Evil grin towards Kagome)
Kagome: SIT BOY!
Inu: (crunch)…..ow…..
Kagome:
" Inuyasha! S…. Um what was that word again?"
" Wait, Sesshomeru's not a girl?!"
(sigh) Koga is so cute. (Hearts in eyes.)
Koga: Kagome! I knew you loved me! (Runs to her, only to get tripped by Inuyasha in the process.)
Inu: Oops…
Sango: You almost pity the poor guy.
Vampi: Yea almost.
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Vampi: Hey Guys! Thanks for reading! If you've got any ideas, flames, or just feel like ranting, let me know!
Voice Of Reason: Thank you for your help, it is appreciated.
Vampi: Why are you here?
VOR: I'm here to help you.
Vampi: Well, Ya don't have to be so polite and cheerful.
VOR: Why wouldn't I be?
Vampi: It's kind of creepy…