InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ A State of Insanity ❯ Naraku VS The Narator ( Chapter 1 )

Summary = It's been a bad day for Naraku. From annoying disembodied voices to his children's disrespect, he has had enough. But it gets worse as his real schemes are revealed.

WARNING!! This story contains moronic humor and OOCnes, the plot is actually pointless. Read at your own risk to your sanity. Those that already insane are immune....and will enjoy the story.

Disclaimer= I don't own them and boy are they glad.

Humor/Parody PG

A State of Insanity

Chapter 1 = Battle with the Narrator

The birds began to serenade to the sun as it began its decline into darkness. All over the land the day loving creatures retired as the night loving creatures crept out to silently patrol the lands.

Awwroooooooooooooooo...

. Whoowhoo...

chirpchirpchirp...

........... It was silent except for the nightly noises from the common creatures such as wolves, owls and crickets. But even those noisemakers fell quiet as three strangers made their way through the Inu-Yasha no Mori.

The peace of the forest was ripped asunder as a girl's voice resonated through the woods from an open meadow.

"SIT!"

Barely audible was the sound of something hitting the ground with a tremendous force traveled through the trees to the travelers.

As an oddly dressed man and his...ah...daughters walked towards the clearing, they could hardly hear the mutterings of an angry male complaining about "wench", "stubborn" and "baka".

The oddly dressed man.... "Excuse me, Narrator; but why must you describe me as 'oddly dressed'"? He stops walking to ask me this. It seems he is apparently annoyed. "Kukuku, we just begun this story and you already HAVE proven yourself to a very annoying narrator. Now stop saying that I am oddly dressed."

A little girl dressed in a white kimono that matches her white hair looks up at her ...father aka creator. "You do dress odd." She said with an emotionless voice.

The oddly dressed man slowly looked down at the girl in all white. "Quiet Kanna. I created you, remember? I brought you into the world, I can take you out!" He yelled at her but the girl shows no change, no emotion at all.

The other...ah...daughter stepped out of the shadows. "Ahem, can we get back to the story now?" She asked, giving an 'I wish you would just die' glare to the...

"You better not say the oddly dressed man again! I get no respect!" By yelling as he stared into the empty sky this.... strangely attired person appear as if he was insane.

The young woman gave unlady-like snort as she opened and closed her fan. She was lovely looking in her red and white kimono. In fact, the only thing stopping her from being breath taking beautiful is that the perpetual scowl on her face made her look like she was anally retentive.

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"Grrrrrrr I am not anally retentive!!!!"

Suddenly a small red ball of fur appeared, revealing itself to a kistune kit. "Hey, what's the holdup Naraku? According to the script you should have already reached Kagome's meadow some time ago! The others made me come see why you stopped."

Awww

The little fox stood there tapping his foot…Sorry Shippo…tapping his paw on the ground with his clawed hands on his hips. He is certainly cute and adorable.

"This insane narrator is the reason I am behind schedule! If she would shut up I can go on according to plan." The funny clothed being looked as if he wanted to kill something.

"I want to kill you! You foolish narrator, how dare you mock my camouflage!" Naraku sputtered in rage at the disembodied voice.

Just then a certain hanyou decided to make his entrance. "OI! Hey Naraku, you wear the skin of a monkey. You have to admit that's odd."

"I always though it was strange." Our favorite monk commented.

"And it's funny that a grown man would wear a monkey suit." The youkai exterminator was not going to be left out.

Kagome walked to join her friends with a confused look. "Just how can the skin of a white baboon be camouflage? HELLO! That how the animals died in the first place. That white fur sticks out like a sore thumb!"

It's true, that albino baboon skins just cry out `Look at me!' It seems the differently dressed dude

Is losing his patience.

"Listen here narrator, you had best be silent. I grow tired of you!" Naraku shook a fist at the sky, as everyone sweat dropped.

Inu-Yasha raised an eyebrow as he watches the scene unfold. "Are you arguing with the narrator?"

Kagome took a small step forward. "Naraku, you baka! You can't argue with the narrator!"

Naraku turned to face the girl that blew apart his form once. "Why not? You lot were complaining about being off the script, when it's because of this argumentive narrator we were stuck with that got me off track!"

Shippo stuttered a reason to the foul hanyou in the stinky animal hide. "be because you nev never know what they will do to you in the story!"

"Feh, I am not afraid. I want this story to get back on track!" He uttered those famous last words as things went all strange. "kcart no kcab teg ot yrots siht tnaw I. Diarf ton ma I, feh." Naraku said as he and his daughters began to walk backwards.

@. @ Everyone got swirly eyes as they watched the three leave… as they walked backwards.

"Hey Narrator! Not that I'm complaining, just curious, but what did you do to them?"

They wanted the story to get back on track so I rewound it so they would go back to the point before this nonsense started.

TBC~

Please R &R

I tried to correct any mistakes, but if you see one or four that got through please let me know.

Challenge,

I've read several challenges, but not yet seen one that I could think of a response to. I recently thought of a new story and thought it could be a good challenge.

A Twist of Fate scenario=

It starts out with an established storyline from the manga or anime, then spins into AU. It's a what if story. For instance My story starts out in the graphic novel 7 , scroll 6 `Separate Ways' , I belive the show's title was `Return to Your own Time Kagome'. Inu- Yasha pushed Kagome into the well, but what if her return went differently? In my story Inu-Yasha hasn't seen Kagome for a few years,believing she was still in the future. Shippo never forgave Inu-Yasha for sending Kagome away and left. Inu-Yasha and Miroku have come across some competion from three sibling youkai exterminators traveling with a fire-neko and a young kistune . Eventually Inu -yasha meets Sango, her brother Kohaku, and sister…Kagome?