InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Accidentally Funny ❯ Murphy's Law ( Chapter 2 )
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By: kanna37 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Divergence | Uploaded On: 07.03.2010 | Pages: 1 | Words: 465 | Visits: 1.8K | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Divergence | Uploaded On: 07.03.2010 | Pages: 1 | Words: 465 | Visits: 1.8K | Status: Work In Progress
Murphy's Law
Kagome sighed with relief as she crawled out of the well on her side of time.
It had been a hard three weeks since Sesshoumaru and his group had joined up with theirs – and she desperately needed the break.
She would never have thought in a million years that the stoic-seeming inu-youkai was actually a pervert in disguise – but he was, and now, Miroku was being encouraged to new heights by the antics of the demon Lord – his new hero.
She'd always laughed at Miroku's efforts and Sango's frustration over them – but not anymore, because the newest hentai to join the group was very fixated on her. The more he could make her blush and stutter, the better he seemed to like it.
All in all, she was just glad to be home where there weren't any dogs – only one rather fat neko, and as she slid open the well shrine doors, she actually began to smile...
Until she found herself being cornered by a large... white... dog!
A... large, white... male dog!
And suddenly, all she could see was a mind-numbing still-frame in full color of one larger-than-life white dog demon hovering over her with... that... ahem, larger-than-life appendage...
With a whimper, she dropped her bag and dropped her now very red face into her hands, as her mother came running from the house, yelling for the dog to back away.
“Oh, dear... I wasn't expecting you back today, Kagome. Are you alright? Fluffy didn't hurt you, did he?”
She was a bit taken aback at the somewhat hysterical laughter that came from her daughter as Kagome lifted her face and shook her head. “Why do we have a... dog, mother?” she finally managed to stutter out.
“Well, dear, we've had some hoodlum's sniffing around the shrine grounds lately, so we decided to get a good guard dog to keep them away. Is there something wrong with having a dog, Kagome?”
“Not really, mother... but did it have to be large, white, fluffy... and male?”
Murphy's law... anything that can go wrong will go wrong... why me? she sighed to herself.
The poor, flustered girl picked up her bag and walked towards the house, almost chanting, “Too many dogs, too many dogs...”
Leaving her mother mystified behind her.
And a large, white, fluffy, male dog... with a self-satisfied doggy smirk.
Thought you could get away from me, did you, miko?
Kagome sighed with relief as she crawled out of the well on her side of time.
It had been a hard three weeks since Sesshoumaru and his group had joined up with theirs – and she desperately needed the break.
She would never have thought in a million years that the stoic-seeming inu-youkai was actually a pervert in disguise – but he was, and now, Miroku was being encouraged to new heights by the antics of the demon Lord – his new hero.
She'd always laughed at Miroku's efforts and Sango's frustration over them – but not anymore, because the newest hentai to join the group was very fixated on her. The more he could make her blush and stutter, the better he seemed to like it.
All in all, she was just glad to be home where there weren't any dogs – only one rather fat neko, and as she slid open the well shrine doors, she actually began to smile...
Until she found herself being cornered by a large... white... dog!
A... large, white... male dog!
And suddenly, all she could see was a mind-numbing still-frame in full color of one larger-than-life white dog demon hovering over her with... that... ahem, larger-than-life appendage...
With a whimper, she dropped her bag and dropped her now very red face into her hands, as her mother came running from the house, yelling for the dog to back away.
“Oh, dear... I wasn't expecting you back today, Kagome. Are you alright? Fluffy didn't hurt you, did he?”
She was a bit taken aback at the somewhat hysterical laughter that came from her daughter as Kagome lifted her face and shook her head. “Why do we have a... dog, mother?” she finally managed to stutter out.
“Well, dear, we've had some hoodlum's sniffing around the shrine grounds lately, so we decided to get a good guard dog to keep them away. Is there something wrong with having a dog, Kagome?”
“Not really, mother... but did it have to be large, white, fluffy... and male?”
Murphy's law... anything that can go wrong will go wrong... why me? she sighed to herself.
The poor, flustered girl picked up her bag and walked towards the house, almost chanting, “Too many dogs, too many dogs...”
Leaving her mother mystified behind her.
And a large, white, fluffy, male dog... with a self-satisfied doggy smirk.
Thought you could get away from me, did you, miko?