InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Accidentally Funny ❯ Double Vision ( Chapter 3 )

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Double Vision

Kagome stepped back behind the tree and chuckled wryly at her younger self's almost panicked expression as she met the current era version of Sesshoumaru. She had to admit, it was funny, though at the time it had started, she hadn't thought so, and when she'd finally realized that the dog – Fluffy – was her erstwhile mate, she'd cut him off for weeks as payback.

He hadn't been all that amused – but she had. Served him right for all the torment he put her through back then.

But now, staring at her younger self, and the expression on her face as she moved off towards the house chanting, ”Too many dogs, too many dogs,” she definitely had to admit it was funny.

Even funnier was the whole 'Fluffy' thing – that was one part of the whole scheme Sesshoumaru hated.

And she made sure to rub it in...

As her younger self finally made it into the house followed by her mother, Kagome watched her mate trot over to her position, grinning a doggy grin with his tongue lolling out of his mouth, and laughed. “Well, Fluffy?”
The grin disappeared, and he growled. “That is not amusing, woman. This one is not 'fluffy'.”

He said it in tones of the utmost, scathing disgust.

She patted his head condescendingly, knowing it was going to piss him off. “Oh yes you are, Fluffy... and so cute with it, too,” she cooed.

In dog form, he was forced to use mindspeech, but she wasn't, and they both heard a course laugh at her words. Looking up, she caught sight of Inuyasha's red t-shirt. Sesshoumaru growled louder – and Kagome just shook her head.

“Inuyasha, who invited you to this party?” she asked with a sigh.

“Invited?!” he scoffed. “Who the hell cares about being invited – I wanted to see your reaction... and 'Fluffy's to his name,” he chortled. “This is fuckin' hilarious – just as much fun as it was on the other side with all the crap he pulled on you back then.”

At that point, Kagome knew that if Sesshoumaru could climb trees in his doggy form, he'd be in the tree after his brother. While this version of herself would find that extremely amusing, it was, perhaps, not best for the shrine – or the people in it.

Reluctantly, she grabbed ahold of Sesshoumaru's collar, and looking up, said, “You know, Inuyasha, it's probably best if you leave now. I'll hold him, and maybe you won't have to pay for those remarks for a few weeks – though eventually, he'll catch up to you.”

“Feh,” he muttered in tones of disgust. “Fine, fine, I'm goin', don't get your balls in a knot, Fluffy. Although... Fifi woulda been better!” Sesshoumaru growled louder, and Kagome rolled her eyes.

“You know... I have to agree with my past self – there are too many dogs around here. Perhaps I should take you two to the pound, and get a cat instead.”

She grinned cheekily as she let Sesshoumaru's collar go and walked away jauntily...

Two growls met her ears.

Hah! Score one for the girl, she thought. You deserve it for everything you put me through, Sesshoumaru. And even more because I have to help you torture myself to keep the timelines contiguous... that was a really dirty trick.

She laughed aloud, calling, “Here, kitty, kitty.”

And laughed even harder as her mate actually barked in protest.

Maybe I actually should get a cat, she mused.

It would serve him right.