InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Accidentally Funny ❯ A Bone Named Kagome ( Chapter 5 )

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A Bone Named Kagome

Kagome was flustered, fried, freaked out, and fed up.

Ever since she'd gotten back from her time a week ago, her life had gone to the dogs.

Yes, dogs, plural.

Because apparently, Sesshoumaru's little game of 'claim the miko' had set Inuyasha's inu instincts into an uproar, and now, it was a contest.

So now she had two dogs here, and one dog, there, all trying to claim her – and that wasn't even mentioning the wolf that had been trying since she'd met him.

What she couldn't understand, is why.

What is it with all these damn canines? I think I need to have a talk with Kirara – we need some cats... and maybe, if cats showed up, the guys would be too busy being angry about cats to bother me.

Sounds wonderful, she decided with a sigh.

Her attention was pulled back to reality, however, all too soon, as once again, the two inu started their dominance arguments again – which consisted of getting in each others faces, growling, posturing, and fighting.

Of course, the rest of the tachi found this highly entertaining, and so the shard and spider hunting came to a dead standstill so that the dogs could fight it out. The disturbing thing about all this was, the saimyousho had started showing up at these little fights, and she suspected that Naraku was getting as much entertainment out of this as everyone else, but she herself, was.

If he himself ever decided to show up, she'd call it quits, go home, and seal the well – that way, at least she'd only be dealing with one inu.

Or so she thought.

At any rate, she watched as the two silver-haired males went through their normal routine, and as the tachi started taking bets amongst themselves – even Rin and Jaken had started taking part, she turned away, tired of the scene.

It was time to find something else to do, since they'd probably be here for a while.

She looked around, taking in their surroundings, and recognized this place; Jaken had created a hot spring here once when he was trying to steal the Tessaiga from Inuyasha.

Bath-time! she thought with a happy internal squeal.

Since the others were all busy watching the spectacle that Inuyasha and Sesshoumaru were making of themselves, she was easily able to slip away, and was soon happily ensconced in the heated spring, letting it work away all her tension.

After soaking herself to nearly prune status, she got out, and wrapped herself in her towels – and the next thing she knew, the forest was blurring around her, and the breeze was rapidly drying certain parts – parts that shouldn't have been exposed to any breeze.

She blinked in shock, and then found herself dropped to the ground, as a red and silver blur began digging a hole in front of her. Before she could even get her mind to catch up, Sesshoumaru stood before Inuyasha, and the fighting began again.

At that point, the poor woman had had enough for the day, and stood up, her aura running chills up the two inu's backs as they paused to stare at the female that was now limned in flames of rage.

With a dangerous growl, she snarled, “Just what the hell did you think you were doing, Inuyasha? Taking me from my bath, wearing only a towel, then dropping me, only to start digging a hole?!”

The younger inu suddenly looked sheepish, and Sesshoumaru shot him a disdainful look. “The fool has no control over his baser nature, miko – what do most dogs do to something that they claim as theirs, that they do not want anyone to find and take away?”

Silence fell over the clearing as Kagome took that in, she looked down at the hole, then back up at the two dogs – and the clearing exploded.

“YOU WERE TRYING TO BURY ME LIKE A DAMN DOG BONE??!!”