InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Accidentally Funny ❯ Sex Ed, Kagome Style! ( Chapter 13 )
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By: kanna37 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Divergence | Uploaded On: 08.13.2010 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 1.2K | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Divergence | Uploaded On: 08.13.2010 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.3K | Visits: 1.2K | Status: Work In Progress
Sex Ed, Kagome Style!
That rat!
Kagome was on a rant again, cursing up one side and down the other – all within the silence of her own mind as Sesshoumaru ordered her to open his naughty scroll and study it some more.
With a glare to rival any one of his, Kagome carved trenches into his spine as he walked away from her, and then swung that piercing gaze around to stare at Miroku, who had dared to snicker out loud. He was on her shit list, anyway... he'd been trying everything he could to sneak a look at that scroll, and Kagome had been forced to keep the stupid thing practically glued to her skin just to keep him away.
Sesshoumaru seemed to find that fact rather amusing... but Kagome wasn't laughing, and as her eyes narrowed, with flames of vengeance limning them, the rest of the group understood very quickly that Sesshoumaru wouldn't be finding anything amusing very soon, either.
But none of them were brave enough to ask what she was going to do to get back at the dog, so all they could do was wait.
Kagome didn't make them wait for very long.
They were already on the way back to the well so she could go home for a test and for supplies, anyway, so it was only a matter of days before she would be back, the object of her revenge in hand.
Once she got home, it took a little planning, and ingenuity on her part... and a knowledge of which one of her girlfriends had access to the required objects. Once armed with that knowledge, it wasn't long before she'd broken her friend down, and managed to borrow one of the aforementioned objects.
Sesshoumaru would rue the day he'd forced Kagome to read such subjects, that was for certain... the only thing would be, once again, keeping the hentai monk from seeing what she was about to inflict on the much more innocent period of time known as the Sengoku Jidai. No woman would ever be safe if Miroku got his hands on the article she was going to unleash on the perverted inu that was determined to harass her.
Once she had said article, all she had to do was pack up her laptop, making sure the battery was fully charged, and then, grinning evilly, she tossed everything in her bag, and spent the rest of her time studying for her tests, and then going to school and taking her tests... and not thinking about what she was going to do to Sesshoumaru.
Oh, not that what she was going to do would harm him in any way, really... but it would definitely shock him – and probably make him a bit angry, as well... but she was fully confident he'd get over it... sooner or later. He was a big inu now, after all, and she was sure he wore big boy pants – he could take it.
Finally, three days after heading home in the first place, she packed the rest of her stuff in her bag, and then hopped over the edge of the well, an evil snicker echoing in the well-house as she left her era, and floated gently back into the past.
Ready or not, Sesshoumaru, here I come!
She didn't say a word to the inu Lord for the rest of that day, nor the day after, as they traveled, but the moment evening came, and they began to set up camp, she could barely hide her excitement... it was only a matter of time before he dropped that scroll in her lap again, and when he did...
Sure enough, as soon as dinner was over, and the children sleeping, the inu Lord stood and sauntered over to her, handing the scroll to her. She'd made him take it back before she left, flat out refusing to carry it home with her – she definitely didn't need her mother finding that thing... although, she tapped a finger on her chin as she thought about it, that might actually be funny. Her mother would find a way through the well if she found that, and read the pervert the riot act... she would love to see such a sight!
At any rate, the moment came, and as he handed her that stupid porno scroll, he said, “It is time to return to your studies on how to please this one, miko. I would have you well prepared for our mating.”
She smiled then, a toothy, jagged smile, and reached into her bag, pulling out her laptop... and a certain DVD. “That's fine, Sesshoumaru,” she said, false sweetness literally oozing from her voice, “but in return, I would like you to sit down, and watch this.” She got the laptop up and running, then popped the DVD into the drive, and brought up the player. As he eyed her suspiciously, she said, “After all, if I have to learn how to please you, then you have to learn how to please me. If you watch this, you will understand what I expect in the way of pleasure from my mate.”
As the smug look began to drop from his eyes at her insinuation that he wasn't experienced enough to please her, he turned to look at the screen she'd placed before him – and his eyes almost fell out of his head as he saw what was playing before him. Shocked beyond the ability to speak, he turned to stare at her, and she cocked a brow.
“What? You'd best pay attention, Sesshoumaru – in deciding to court me, you placed yourself in the big leagues – I won't play with anyone not knowledgeable enough to please me, so learn what you can.” She desperately wanted to laugh – the look on his face was priceless – but she kept a straight face, succeeding in making him think she was serious. Without a word, he looked back down at the laptop, and, with cheeks actually carrying a light blush, kept his eyes glued to it...
Kagome pursed her lips, and then flicked a look at Miroku, who was trying his damnedest to low-crawl his way around the camp and into range of the laptop without being noticed. “Go back to your seat, monk, and don't leave it again, unless you'd like another lump on the other side of your head to match the one that's already there,” she said warningly.
Miroku sighed morosely and pouted as he scooted back to his previous spot...
It's not fair...
Kagome was quite pleased with the results of her revenge – Sesshoumaru wasn't able to meet her gaze for days...
Though she rather suspected it was because his imagination was too busy putting her in place of the woman in the video... and himself in place of the guy, as he walked around rather stiffly - it wasn't hard for her to guess why, and she was thankful the children didn't seem to notice, and that his hakama were loose enough to hide the reason why. Still, peaceful days were few and far between with him around, and she would take what she could get in the way of silence on his part.
And besides... if she really did end up caving in and mating him, those same ideas would probably come in handy.
Suddenly, she was imagining him doing those things to her...
The visual had her hot and bothered in no time at all.
Damn... that wasn't supposed to give me ideas!
That rat!
Kagome was on a rant again, cursing up one side and down the other – all within the silence of her own mind as Sesshoumaru ordered her to open his naughty scroll and study it some more.
With a glare to rival any one of his, Kagome carved trenches into his spine as he walked away from her, and then swung that piercing gaze around to stare at Miroku, who had dared to snicker out loud. He was on her shit list, anyway... he'd been trying everything he could to sneak a look at that scroll, and Kagome had been forced to keep the stupid thing practically glued to her skin just to keep him away.
Sesshoumaru seemed to find that fact rather amusing... but Kagome wasn't laughing, and as her eyes narrowed, with flames of vengeance limning them, the rest of the group understood very quickly that Sesshoumaru wouldn't be finding anything amusing very soon, either.
But none of them were brave enough to ask what she was going to do to get back at the dog, so all they could do was wait.
Kagome didn't make them wait for very long.
They were already on the way back to the well so she could go home for a test and for supplies, anyway, so it was only a matter of days before she would be back, the object of her revenge in hand.
Once she got home, it took a little planning, and ingenuity on her part... and a knowledge of which one of her girlfriends had access to the required objects. Once armed with that knowledge, it wasn't long before she'd broken her friend down, and managed to borrow one of the aforementioned objects.
Sesshoumaru would rue the day he'd forced Kagome to read such subjects, that was for certain... the only thing would be, once again, keeping the hentai monk from seeing what she was about to inflict on the much more innocent period of time known as the Sengoku Jidai. No woman would ever be safe if Miroku got his hands on the article she was going to unleash on the perverted inu that was determined to harass her.
Once she had said article, all she had to do was pack up her laptop, making sure the battery was fully charged, and then, grinning evilly, she tossed everything in her bag, and spent the rest of her time studying for her tests, and then going to school and taking her tests... and not thinking about what she was going to do to Sesshoumaru.
Oh, not that what she was going to do would harm him in any way, really... but it would definitely shock him – and probably make him a bit angry, as well... but she was fully confident he'd get over it... sooner or later. He was a big inu now, after all, and she was sure he wore big boy pants – he could take it.
Finally, three days after heading home in the first place, she packed the rest of her stuff in her bag, and then hopped over the edge of the well, an evil snicker echoing in the well-house as she left her era, and floated gently back into the past.
Ready or not, Sesshoumaru, here I come!
She didn't say a word to the inu Lord for the rest of that day, nor the day after, as they traveled, but the moment evening came, and they began to set up camp, she could barely hide her excitement... it was only a matter of time before he dropped that scroll in her lap again, and when he did...
Sure enough, as soon as dinner was over, and the children sleeping, the inu Lord stood and sauntered over to her, handing the scroll to her. She'd made him take it back before she left, flat out refusing to carry it home with her – she definitely didn't need her mother finding that thing... although, she tapped a finger on her chin as she thought about it, that might actually be funny. Her mother would find a way through the well if she found that, and read the pervert the riot act... she would love to see such a sight!
At any rate, the moment came, and as he handed her that stupid porno scroll, he said, “It is time to return to your studies on how to please this one, miko. I would have you well prepared for our mating.”
She smiled then, a toothy, jagged smile, and reached into her bag, pulling out her laptop... and a certain DVD. “That's fine, Sesshoumaru,” she said, false sweetness literally oozing from her voice, “but in return, I would like you to sit down, and watch this.” She got the laptop up and running, then popped the DVD into the drive, and brought up the player. As he eyed her suspiciously, she said, “After all, if I have to learn how to please you, then you have to learn how to please me. If you watch this, you will understand what I expect in the way of pleasure from my mate.”
As the smug look began to drop from his eyes at her insinuation that he wasn't experienced enough to please her, he turned to look at the screen she'd placed before him – and his eyes almost fell out of his head as he saw what was playing before him. Shocked beyond the ability to speak, he turned to stare at her, and she cocked a brow.
“What? You'd best pay attention, Sesshoumaru – in deciding to court me, you placed yourself in the big leagues – I won't play with anyone not knowledgeable enough to please me, so learn what you can.” She desperately wanted to laugh – the look on his face was priceless – but she kept a straight face, succeeding in making him think she was serious. Without a word, he looked back down at the laptop, and, with cheeks actually carrying a light blush, kept his eyes glued to it...
Kagome pursed her lips, and then flicked a look at Miroku, who was trying his damnedest to low-crawl his way around the camp and into range of the laptop without being noticed. “Go back to your seat, monk, and don't leave it again, unless you'd like another lump on the other side of your head to match the one that's already there,” she said warningly.
Miroku sighed morosely and pouted as he scooted back to his previous spot...
It's not fair...
Kagome was quite pleased with the results of her revenge – Sesshoumaru wasn't able to meet her gaze for days...
Though she rather suspected it was because his imagination was too busy putting her in place of the woman in the video... and himself in place of the guy, as he walked around rather stiffly - it wasn't hard for her to guess why, and she was thankful the children didn't seem to notice, and that his hakama were loose enough to hide the reason why. Still, peaceful days were few and far between with him around, and she would take what she could get in the way of silence on his part.
And besides... if she really did end up caving in and mating him, those same ideas would probably come in handy.
Suddenly, she was imagining him doing those things to her...
The visual had her hot and bothered in no time at all.
Damn... that wasn't supposed to give me ideas!