InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Accidentally Funny ❯ Revenge Five Hundred Years in the Making ( Chapter 15 )
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By: kanna37 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Divergence | Uploaded On: 08.24.2010 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 1.0K | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Divergence | Uploaded On: 08.24.2010 | Pages: 1 | Words: 1.1K | Visits: 1.0K | Status: Work In Progress
Revenge Five Hundred Years in the Making
Sesshoumaru wagged his tail as he watched the younger version of his mate run for the well with an evil smirk on her face, and snickered inwardly – he remembered quite well what came next: that porn dvd she'd brought to show him, and then the land he'd given her when he'd decided to take a different tack in courting her.
His eyes narrowed on his mate as she sat hidden in the trees, trying her damnedest not to laugh aloud and give herself away – it was clear she was also aware what nasty little trick she was about to play on him, and was finding the memory amusing.
She wouldn't be laughing later, however.
It might have taken him five hundred years, but he was about to get her back – and he guaranteed she wouldn't be walking straight for a week once he was done... and she'd have a perma-blush, as well – he'd make sure of it.
With a swish of his tail, he trotted over to his mate and poked his nose into her belly, letting her know it was time to release his double so they could go home. He growled slightly, annoyed, as she chuckled knowingly at him – when he'd originally set himself up as the new guard dog at the shrine, he hadn't taken into account that the position wasn't really a nine-to-five job... and he hadn't been too happy that he'd had to stay behind and actually guard the shrine – twenty-four seven. Kagome had laughed for days as she'd gone home and left him behind every afternoon...
Finally, she'd folded from all his griping, and gone and searched out a double for him... when he'd had enough of harassing her past self, they brought in the other dog, and settled him in to do the actual work, while he went home and enjoyed the fruits of his labors – namely, his mate.
This time, though, she was in for a surprise – one he had been planning for months.
They weren't actually going home.
He'd even gone so far as to ship their youngest son off to his Uncle and Aunt's house for the next two days, so that he could take her to their special place.
With a huge doggy grin, he turned and moved away, his whole attitude beckoning his mate to follow along behind him, and the moment they reached their car, he transformed back into his humanoid self, and got in, preparing to kidnap his own mate. He'd taken the liberty of having her maid pack her some clothes and bathing articles, and put them in the trunk on the sly, along with his own things, and now it was time for his vengeance to begin.
It didn't take more than ten minutes for Kagome to realize they weren't heading home, but he refused to answer her questions, merely informing her of where their son was, and then clamming up with a rather disturbing smirk on his face that had Kagome eyeing him dubiously for the entire trip.
It only took about an hour to arrive at their destination, and Kagome squealed happily when she saw where they were... even after all these centuries, they still had the field of flowers that he had given her as a courting gift, and he'd had a small vacation house built there in one corner of the field, leaving the rest of it untouched.
“Why didn't you just tell me this is where we were going, Sesshoumaru? You know I love to come here with you,” she cooed happily.
He turned to her, then, and his smirk widened and turned wicked, and she pulled back, her eyes narrowing with suspicion. “Okay, what's up with that look?”
Not saying a word, but continuing to smirk, he got out of the car and walked to the trunk; taking out their bags, and entering the small house, he moved straightaway to the master bedroom, depositing everything on the floor in the corner, save for one small bag, which he placed carefully on a table at the foot of the bed.
Quickly getting everything set up, he waited patiently for his mate to overcome her nervousness and traipse into the room – the minute she did, he slammed the door, and locked it...
She didn't even notice, however, her eyes glued to the bed... and the new accoutrements that it was sporting with disbelief. Spinning around after a moment, she gaped at him, shocked.
“W-what is this, Sesshoumaru? Since when did you get into whips and chains... and bondage?” she squeaked.
And then he grinned, fangs flashing as he hit the play button on the laptop, he watched with sadistic glee as she registered exactly what was playing on it. He eyed her with interest as the reddest red he'd ever seen on her moved from her chest all the way to her hairline, and speculated idly that she was probably just as red down to her toes.
He tilted his head towards the laptop, and his grin widened. “Bring back any memories, miko?” he asked silkily.
Kagome gulped, and suddenly wished she'd slapped her past self silly and taken that porno back from her...
Because it looked like she was about to become intimately acquainted with the concept of 'paybacks are a bitch'.
I can't believe he's been waiting five hundred years to get me back for that! was the last coherent thought she had for two days straight.
Sesshoumaru was most pleased with the outcome of those two days...
Kagome didn't lose the blush for quite some time, just like he'd promised himself.
-sSs-
A/N: I just couldn't resist...
I wanted to thank everyone over on Dokuga for the nominations/wins for this story in the current quarter. It placed third Best Humor, and second for Best drabble for chapter 1 - I was most honored!
Amber
Sesshoumaru wagged his tail as he watched the younger version of his mate run for the well with an evil smirk on her face, and snickered inwardly – he remembered quite well what came next: that porn dvd she'd brought to show him, and then the land he'd given her when he'd decided to take a different tack in courting her.
His eyes narrowed on his mate as she sat hidden in the trees, trying her damnedest not to laugh aloud and give herself away – it was clear she was also aware what nasty little trick she was about to play on him, and was finding the memory amusing.
She wouldn't be laughing later, however.
It might have taken him five hundred years, but he was about to get her back – and he guaranteed she wouldn't be walking straight for a week once he was done... and she'd have a perma-blush, as well – he'd make sure of it.
With a swish of his tail, he trotted over to his mate and poked his nose into her belly, letting her know it was time to release his double so they could go home. He growled slightly, annoyed, as she chuckled knowingly at him – when he'd originally set himself up as the new guard dog at the shrine, he hadn't taken into account that the position wasn't really a nine-to-five job... and he hadn't been too happy that he'd had to stay behind and actually guard the shrine – twenty-four seven. Kagome had laughed for days as she'd gone home and left him behind every afternoon...
Finally, she'd folded from all his griping, and gone and searched out a double for him... when he'd had enough of harassing her past self, they brought in the other dog, and settled him in to do the actual work, while he went home and enjoyed the fruits of his labors – namely, his mate.
This time, though, she was in for a surprise – one he had been planning for months.
They weren't actually going home.
He'd even gone so far as to ship their youngest son off to his Uncle and Aunt's house for the next two days, so that he could take her to their special place.
With a huge doggy grin, he turned and moved away, his whole attitude beckoning his mate to follow along behind him, and the moment they reached their car, he transformed back into his humanoid self, and got in, preparing to kidnap his own mate. He'd taken the liberty of having her maid pack her some clothes and bathing articles, and put them in the trunk on the sly, along with his own things, and now it was time for his vengeance to begin.
It didn't take more than ten minutes for Kagome to realize they weren't heading home, but he refused to answer her questions, merely informing her of where their son was, and then clamming up with a rather disturbing smirk on his face that had Kagome eyeing him dubiously for the entire trip.
It only took about an hour to arrive at their destination, and Kagome squealed happily when she saw where they were... even after all these centuries, they still had the field of flowers that he had given her as a courting gift, and he'd had a small vacation house built there in one corner of the field, leaving the rest of it untouched.
“Why didn't you just tell me this is where we were going, Sesshoumaru? You know I love to come here with you,” she cooed happily.
He turned to her, then, and his smirk widened and turned wicked, and she pulled back, her eyes narrowing with suspicion. “Okay, what's up with that look?”
Not saying a word, but continuing to smirk, he got out of the car and walked to the trunk; taking out their bags, and entering the small house, he moved straightaway to the master bedroom, depositing everything on the floor in the corner, save for one small bag, which he placed carefully on a table at the foot of the bed.
Quickly getting everything set up, he waited patiently for his mate to overcome her nervousness and traipse into the room – the minute she did, he slammed the door, and locked it...
She didn't even notice, however, her eyes glued to the bed... and the new accoutrements that it was sporting with disbelief. Spinning around after a moment, she gaped at him, shocked.
“W-what is this, Sesshoumaru? Since when did you get into whips and chains... and bondage?” she squeaked.
And then he grinned, fangs flashing as he hit the play button on the laptop, he watched with sadistic glee as she registered exactly what was playing on it. He eyed her with interest as the reddest red he'd ever seen on her moved from her chest all the way to her hairline, and speculated idly that she was probably just as red down to her toes.
He tilted his head towards the laptop, and his grin widened. “Bring back any memories, miko?” he asked silkily.
Kagome gulped, and suddenly wished she'd slapped her past self silly and taken that porno back from her...
Because it looked like she was about to become intimately acquainted with the concept of 'paybacks are a bitch'.
I can't believe he's been waiting five hundred years to get me back for that! was the last coherent thought she had for two days straight.
Sesshoumaru was most pleased with the outcome of those two days...
Kagome didn't lose the blush for quite some time, just like he'd promised himself.
-sSs-
A/N: I just couldn't resist...
I wanted to thank everyone over on Dokuga for the nominations/wins for this story in the current quarter. It placed third Best Humor, and second for Best drabble for chapter 1 - I was most honored!
Amber