InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Accidentally Funny ❯ A Shocking Situation ( Chapter 19 )
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By: kanna37 
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Divergence | Uploaded On: 01.22.2011 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.3K | Visits: 890 | Status: Work In Progress
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Romance / Hentai / Comedy | Type: Divergence | Uploaded On: 01.22.2011 | Pages: 2 | Words: 2.3K | Visits: 890 | Status: Work In Progress
A Shocking Situation
Kagome snickered to herself as she went over different scenarios in her mind on just how to go about getting revenge on the big dog himself. After what he'd done to her the other day, the way he'd carried her off like a big bag of rice, then lectured her on just who belonged to who, she was determined to put him in his place.
She wasn't a chew toy, and nobody had ownership papers on her.
Since Sesshoumaru did not have a subjugation necklace, or better yet, a shock collar, she thought snidely, she would have to come up with something different to punish him.
He's such a horny dog, that the only real way would be to... she giggled under her breath, flicking a lightening fast glance at the object of all her planning as she decided on the perfect way to punish him.
And it wouldn't be hard to set up at all, either.
All she needed to do was get home, and she had the perfect thing in her wardrobe to pull it off – once he caught sight of her in that, he'd be a tongue hanging out, tail wagging, drooling ball of fluff and fur... and she'd be the one holding the leash.
Several days later, after a trip through the well, she was ready... all she needed was an evening camp near a hotsprings for privacy, and she'd be good to go!
After dinner that evening, she stood up, and shouldering her bag, she walked over to Sesshoumaru and stood before him, waiting for his acknowledgment.
“Yes, miko?” he asked dryly, almost amused at her rather demanding stance.
“I need to talk to you, Sesshoumaru. I'm going to take my bath, but if you would come to the hotsprings in a little while?”
He eyed her suspiciously, but couldn't see any reason to deny her, so nodded, and with a smile, she turned and walked off, a happy bounce in her step.
So far, so good!
Sure enough, she had plenty of time to bathe, and then deck herself out in her sweet little combination innocent/sexy nightie before he showed, striding smoothly into the clearing surrounding the spring.
And bingo! she shouted inwardly, thrilled to pieces at his suddenly lascivious expression on seeing what she was wearing. Gotcha, Sesshoumaru!
She flushed just slightly as he stared, running his eyes first down, then back up – and then he was on her before she could even take a breath.
She blinked. And then she moaned.
Damn! I wasn't expecting him to move in that fast! Gotta keep my senses... can't let him make me forget what I'm going to do...
Unfortunately for her, in all her plans, she hadn't taken into account the effects his kisses and caresses would have on her. It didn't take more than a few seconds before her mind was hazy, and all she was interested in was feeling more.
“What is this that you are wearing, miko?” he rasped as he nibbled, kissed, licked, and grazed his way down her neck.
“It's called a flyaway babydoll – it's nightwear from my era,” she mumbled in response.
“You will procure more of these, woman, and wear them for me,” he growled, while running his claws lightly over her shoulders, and down between her breasts, careful not to damage the delicate cloth.
“Mmhmm,” she hummed as her head dropped back and the fog in her brain got so thick visibility was down to two inches – or less.
He chuckled, the sound echoing from deep in his throat as he deftly untied the little bow between her breasts, and nudged the cloth aside with his nose, inhaling her scent madly even as he flicked his tongue against her pale, sweet flesh.
Her knees buckled, and he wrapped an arm around her waist, pulling her closer to his inquisitive tongue and heated breath.
Just as Kagome was deciding that she would give up her firstborn to have the daiyoukai keep doing what he was doing to her, a loud slap, and scream of 'hentai!' echoed through the clearing – coming from right behind them under the cover of the trees.
With a startled shriek, Kagome hid behind Sesshoumaru, hastily grabbing her robe and flinging it on right as Miroku stumbled out of the bushes, an irate Sango hefting hiraikotsu behind her.
“You damn pervert!” she yelled, red as Kagome had ever seen her. “Just what do you think you are doing?!”
Everyone froze when Sesshoumaru let out a rumbling growl of epic proportions. “Taijiya, what is the meaning of this interruption?”
Blushing even more, Sango stammered out, “I caught this hentai inviting a bunch of males to watch what he called, 'the show at the hotsprings', and promising great entertainment.” She looked down at the ground, unable to even look at the daiyoukai in her embarrassment.
He swung his reddening gaze at the now cowering monk, but before he could say another word, all hell broke loose.
When the dust from the initial explosion settled, the clearing held several extra male bodies... besides Miroku, there was Koga, Inuyasha, and worst of all, a sight that caused Kagome to almost burst into flame, Hakudoushi.
Inarticulate with rage, Kagome's jaw ground audibly as she glared with lethal effectiveness at Miroku. After taking several long moments to breath in, then out, she finally managed to unlock her jaw enough to talk...
And then she let loose. “You friggin' lecher! It's bad enough you've got those two stupid mutts in on this, but Hakudoushi? He may be an evil little bastard, but HE'S JUST A DAMN KID! You must be the reason for the first ever law against letting kids view porn!” She snapped a finger towards him, then pointed at Koga and Inuyasha, both of who seemed to understand that it was worth more than their lives to open their mouths.
“Just what did you think you were doing?” Then her gaze shifted to the other two canine males cowering on the ground with disgust, and then looked back at the monk who was now as purple as his robes. “And to invite dumb and dumber here? You've turned me into the original peep show, Miroku! Just what were you getting from them in return?”
Miroku's eyes darted towards the other three males, then back to Kagome, and he paled. “W-well, Kagome-sama, you see, it was like this... we were betting on the outcome of this little tryst,” he squeaked out, his voice hitting soprano as Kagome began to glow with purifying power in her rage.
Every male in the vicinity, and especially those with youkai blood, began to squirm, wondering if she was about to purify the whole region – and then, between one second and the next, her power disappeared.
Braving a glance, Miroku shuddered at the horribly evil grin that was now plastered to the girl's face, even as he took in the interested look in Sesshoumaru's eyes at the sudden change.
Kagome smirked wickedly at the abject fear on the guys faces as she sauntered over to her backpack, reached inside and rummaged around for a moment, exclaiming merrily as she apparently found what she was looking for. When she stood and turned back around, everyone's eyes were riveted on what she had in her hands.
“These-” she gestured to the two objects in her hands, “-are called handcuffs, Miroku, Inuyasha, Kouga. They are used on delinquents in my time... or sometimes, for other things.” After a pause, she looked at the pale child. “Hakudoushi, you need to go home. And if I ever catch you doing something like this again, I'll purify your little boy parts, and you can be a girl, okay?” She smiled, pleased, at the boy's frantic nod and scramble.
Once he was gone, she turned her gaze back on the three stooges still laying in the dirt. With a wink at Sango, who was just as silent as Sesshoumaru, wanting to see what she was going to dish out, she continued. “Now – you three, stand up and come here. Miroku, hold out both hands.” The moment he did, she snapped the handcuffs around both wrists, and then charged the cuffs with her holy power. With a giggle, she beckoned Sango over.
“Sango, I'm turning this pervert over to you.” Still pinning a sweating lecher with an iron gaze, she handed the slayer the key to the cuffs. “Do you remember the barrier at Mt. Hakurei, Miroku? How it was hard for you to go in... because of your less than pure mind?” When he nodded, cringing, she laughed. “This is like that, sorta. Only, every time a lecherous thought goes through that tiny mind of yours, you're gonna get zapped. How's that sound?”
At his horrified face, Sango fell over laughing. “Oh, my kami, Kagome! I love you! This is the most awesome day of MY LIFE!”
Kagome chortled along with her friend for a few seconds, enjoying the fear in the monk's eyes. “By the time I'm finished with him, he might just be the holiest, most pure monk since the Buddha himself,” she sang out. And then she turned a once again burning gaze on the now terrified and whimpering puppies cowering in front of her.
“Now... for you two. Koga, hold out your right wrist, and Inuyasha, you hold out your left.” Once again, the moment that they obeyed, she snapped the second set of cuffs around their wrists, chaining them together, and then let some more of her power leach into the cuffs. “Since you both could normally just break these right off,” she said to the two aghast idiots, “my reiki in them will keep you from doing so. The minute you try, you both get zapped. So, please, do feel free to try – I'd love to watch.”
Her eyes hardened as the two whined about being tied together like they were, but before she could say anything else, Sesshoumaru walked forward, chuckling. “I could never have come up with something nearly so entertaining, miko. I congratulate you – you are truly frightening.” His eyes turned to lay on the monk with interest as a sizzling noise was heard, and Miroku's hair stood on end and his robes smoked as he got shocked by Kagome's reiki. And then slammed by hiraikotsu as extra punishment by a giggling slayer. The monk was stubborn – it would take some time to train him away from his lecherous thoughts... but, oh, how much amusement could be had for the duration!
And then a certain thought occurred to the daiyoukai, and he turned an inquisitive gaze on his miko. “Tell me, Kagome – why did you have those in your bag? Did you plan this?”
He was very tempted to take a step back when she swung a dangerously amused look on him, and laughed huskily. “Oh, no, my dear Sesshoumaru. You should be thanking the idiot brigade here – or that would be you with those cuffs on. I haven't forgotten the other day... and the comments about ownership and restraints.” And to the shocked and disbelieving look on his face, Kagome grabbed her bag, and almost skipped from the clearing, headed on her merry way back to camp.
Everyone still in the clearing stared after her, completely stunned.
Kagome was dangerous – much more dangerous than any of them had ever taken her for.
Both Koga and Inuyasha finally looked over at Sesshoumaru as Kagome disappeared, and both, in unison, said, “She's all yours, Sesshoumaru. Good luck training her!”
They all edged out of the clearing as his youki began to rise, and his eyes flashed crimson.
Make bitch submit! his beast snarled.
Indeed, his rational side agreed. Make bitch submit.
His eyes narrowed in thought, and he began plotting.
It was a good thing for Kagome that he and his beast liked a challenge...
-cCc-
A/N: A little longer than most, but... I just couldn't resist getting a leash on Miroku... so much fun!
Amber
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Kagome snickered to herself as she went over different scenarios in her mind on just how to go about getting revenge on the big dog himself. After what he'd done to her the other day, the way he'd carried her off like a big bag of rice, then lectured her on just who belonged to who, she was determined to put him in his place.
She wasn't a chew toy, and nobody had ownership papers on her.
Since Sesshoumaru did not have a subjugation necklace, or better yet, a shock collar, she thought snidely, she would have to come up with something different to punish him.
He's such a horny dog, that the only real way would be to... she giggled under her breath, flicking a lightening fast glance at the object of all her planning as she decided on the perfect way to punish him.
And it wouldn't be hard to set up at all, either.
All she needed to do was get home, and she had the perfect thing in her wardrobe to pull it off – once he caught sight of her in that, he'd be a tongue hanging out, tail wagging, drooling ball of fluff and fur... and she'd be the one holding the leash.
Several days later, after a trip through the well, she was ready... all she needed was an evening camp near a hotsprings for privacy, and she'd be good to go!
After dinner that evening, she stood up, and shouldering her bag, she walked over to Sesshoumaru and stood before him, waiting for his acknowledgment.
“Yes, miko?” he asked dryly, almost amused at her rather demanding stance.
“I need to talk to you, Sesshoumaru. I'm going to take my bath, but if you would come to the hotsprings in a little while?”
He eyed her suspiciously, but couldn't see any reason to deny her, so nodded, and with a smile, she turned and walked off, a happy bounce in her step.
So far, so good!
Sure enough, she had plenty of time to bathe, and then deck herself out in her sweet little combination innocent/sexy nightie before he showed, striding smoothly into the clearing surrounding the spring.
And bingo! she shouted inwardly, thrilled to pieces at his suddenly lascivious expression on seeing what she was wearing. Gotcha, Sesshoumaru!
She flushed just slightly as he stared, running his eyes first down, then back up – and then he was on her before she could even take a breath.
She blinked. And then she moaned.
Damn! I wasn't expecting him to move in that fast! Gotta keep my senses... can't let him make me forget what I'm going to do...
Unfortunately for her, in all her plans, she hadn't taken into account the effects his kisses and caresses would have on her. It didn't take more than a few seconds before her mind was hazy, and all she was interested in was feeling more.
“What is this that you are wearing, miko?” he rasped as he nibbled, kissed, licked, and grazed his way down her neck.
“It's called a flyaway babydoll – it's nightwear from my era,” she mumbled in response.
“You will procure more of these, woman, and wear them for me,” he growled, while running his claws lightly over her shoulders, and down between her breasts, careful not to damage the delicate cloth.
“Mmhmm,” she hummed as her head dropped back and the fog in her brain got so thick visibility was down to two inches – or less.
He chuckled, the sound echoing from deep in his throat as he deftly untied the little bow between her breasts, and nudged the cloth aside with his nose, inhaling her scent madly even as he flicked his tongue against her pale, sweet flesh.
Her knees buckled, and he wrapped an arm around her waist, pulling her closer to his inquisitive tongue and heated breath.
Just as Kagome was deciding that she would give up her firstborn to have the daiyoukai keep doing what he was doing to her, a loud slap, and scream of 'hentai!' echoed through the clearing – coming from right behind them under the cover of the trees.
With a startled shriek, Kagome hid behind Sesshoumaru, hastily grabbing her robe and flinging it on right as Miroku stumbled out of the bushes, an irate Sango hefting hiraikotsu behind her.
“You damn pervert!” she yelled, red as Kagome had ever seen her. “Just what do you think you are doing?!”
Everyone froze when Sesshoumaru let out a rumbling growl of epic proportions. “Taijiya, what is the meaning of this interruption?”
Blushing even more, Sango stammered out, “I caught this hentai inviting a bunch of males to watch what he called, 'the show at the hotsprings', and promising great entertainment.” She looked down at the ground, unable to even look at the daiyoukai in her embarrassment.
He swung his reddening gaze at the now cowering monk, but before he could say another word, all hell broke loose.
When the dust from the initial explosion settled, the clearing held several extra male bodies... besides Miroku, there was Koga, Inuyasha, and worst of all, a sight that caused Kagome to almost burst into flame, Hakudoushi.
Inarticulate with rage, Kagome's jaw ground audibly as she glared with lethal effectiveness at Miroku. After taking several long moments to breath in, then out, she finally managed to unlock her jaw enough to talk...
And then she let loose. “You friggin' lecher! It's bad enough you've got those two stupid mutts in on this, but Hakudoushi? He may be an evil little bastard, but HE'S JUST A DAMN KID! You must be the reason for the first ever law against letting kids view porn!” She snapped a finger towards him, then pointed at Koga and Inuyasha, both of who seemed to understand that it was worth more than their lives to open their mouths.
“Just what did you think you were doing?” Then her gaze shifted to the other two canine males cowering on the ground with disgust, and then looked back at the monk who was now as purple as his robes. “And to invite dumb and dumber here? You've turned me into the original peep show, Miroku! Just what were you getting from them in return?”
Miroku's eyes darted towards the other three males, then back to Kagome, and he paled. “W-well, Kagome-sama, you see, it was like this... we were betting on the outcome of this little tryst,” he squeaked out, his voice hitting soprano as Kagome began to glow with purifying power in her rage.
Every male in the vicinity, and especially those with youkai blood, began to squirm, wondering if she was about to purify the whole region – and then, between one second and the next, her power disappeared.
Braving a glance, Miroku shuddered at the horribly evil grin that was now plastered to the girl's face, even as he took in the interested look in Sesshoumaru's eyes at the sudden change.
Kagome smirked wickedly at the abject fear on the guys faces as she sauntered over to her backpack, reached inside and rummaged around for a moment, exclaiming merrily as she apparently found what she was looking for. When she stood and turned back around, everyone's eyes were riveted on what she had in her hands.
“These-” she gestured to the two objects in her hands, “-are called handcuffs, Miroku, Inuyasha, Kouga. They are used on delinquents in my time... or sometimes, for other things.” After a pause, she looked at the pale child. “Hakudoushi, you need to go home. And if I ever catch you doing something like this again, I'll purify your little boy parts, and you can be a girl, okay?” She smiled, pleased, at the boy's frantic nod and scramble.
Once he was gone, she turned her gaze back on the three stooges still laying in the dirt. With a wink at Sango, who was just as silent as Sesshoumaru, wanting to see what she was going to dish out, she continued. “Now – you three, stand up and come here. Miroku, hold out both hands.” The moment he did, she snapped the handcuffs around both wrists, and then charged the cuffs with her holy power. With a giggle, she beckoned Sango over.
“Sango, I'm turning this pervert over to you.” Still pinning a sweating lecher with an iron gaze, she handed the slayer the key to the cuffs. “Do you remember the barrier at Mt. Hakurei, Miroku? How it was hard for you to go in... because of your less than pure mind?” When he nodded, cringing, she laughed. “This is like that, sorta. Only, every time a lecherous thought goes through that tiny mind of yours, you're gonna get zapped. How's that sound?”
At his horrified face, Sango fell over laughing. “Oh, my kami, Kagome! I love you! This is the most awesome day of MY LIFE!”
Kagome chortled along with her friend for a few seconds, enjoying the fear in the monk's eyes. “By the time I'm finished with him, he might just be the holiest, most pure monk since the Buddha himself,” she sang out. And then she turned a once again burning gaze on the now terrified and whimpering puppies cowering in front of her.
“Now... for you two. Koga, hold out your right wrist, and Inuyasha, you hold out your left.” Once again, the moment that they obeyed, she snapped the second set of cuffs around their wrists, chaining them together, and then let some more of her power leach into the cuffs. “Since you both could normally just break these right off,” she said to the two aghast idiots, “my reiki in them will keep you from doing so. The minute you try, you both get zapped. So, please, do feel free to try – I'd love to watch.”
Her eyes hardened as the two whined about being tied together like they were, but before she could say anything else, Sesshoumaru walked forward, chuckling. “I could never have come up with something nearly so entertaining, miko. I congratulate you – you are truly frightening.” His eyes turned to lay on the monk with interest as a sizzling noise was heard, and Miroku's hair stood on end and his robes smoked as he got shocked by Kagome's reiki. And then slammed by hiraikotsu as extra punishment by a giggling slayer. The monk was stubborn – it would take some time to train him away from his lecherous thoughts... but, oh, how much amusement could be had for the duration!
And then a certain thought occurred to the daiyoukai, and he turned an inquisitive gaze on his miko. “Tell me, Kagome – why did you have those in your bag? Did you plan this?”
He was very tempted to take a step back when she swung a dangerously amused look on him, and laughed huskily. “Oh, no, my dear Sesshoumaru. You should be thanking the idiot brigade here – or that would be you with those cuffs on. I haven't forgotten the other day... and the comments about ownership and restraints.” And to the shocked and disbelieving look on his face, Kagome grabbed her bag, and almost skipped from the clearing, headed on her merry way back to camp.
Everyone still in the clearing stared after her, completely stunned.
Kagome was dangerous – much more dangerous than any of them had ever taken her for.
Both Koga and Inuyasha finally looked over at Sesshoumaru as Kagome disappeared, and both, in unison, said, “She's all yours, Sesshoumaru. Good luck training her!”
They all edged out of the clearing as his youki began to rise, and his eyes flashed crimson.
Make bitch submit! his beast snarled.
Indeed, his rational side agreed. Make bitch submit.
His eyes narrowed in thought, and he began plotting.
It was a good thing for Kagome that he and his beast liked a challenge...
-cCc-
A/N: A little longer than most, but... I just couldn't resist getting a leash on Miroku... so much fun!
Amber
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