InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ According To Inuyasha ❯ According to Inuyasha ( One-Shot )
A little something funny for all you Inu readers out there, especially for those with obsessions! If you don't understand something, then chances are you don't watch enough of the series. Anyways enjoy all! Ja ne :o)
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): / Comedy | Type: One Shot | Uploaded On: 10.09.2003 | Pages: 2 | Words: 611 | Visits: 978 | Status: Completed
DISCLAIMER: I might be Sess's Mistress and have him locked away in my room, but I do not own Inuyasha or its characters.
THE 10 COMMANDMENTS ACCORDING TO INUYASHA
Ok, so I go to a Catholic high school and religion class is mandatory. My junior theology teacher gave us a test the other day and told us we needed to know the Ten Commandments in the correct order. Now being the not-so-wonderful catholic that I am, I have a hard time listing them especially in order. The only way I would be able to remember them would be if I turned them into something more relevant. I was sitting at lunch 2 periods before the test and talking with my best friend (Demoness of the Dark aka. WesternLandsDemoness), we started joking around and I figured out how I would remember them. I came up with `The 10 Commandments according to Inuyasha'. It was funny, relevant, and something I couldn't forget. So here I am bringing it to you, for your reading pleasure. By the way, I was able to correctly list them in order on the test all, thanks to Inu. Enjoy all! Ja ne :o)
The original 10 Commandments
I am the Lord your God, you shall have no other gods but me.
You shall not take the Lord your God's name in vain.
You shall remember the Sabbath, and keep it holy.
Honor your father and mother.
Thou shalt not kill.
Thou shalt not commit adultery.
Thou shalt not steal.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife.
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's possessions.
The 10 Commandments according to Inuyasha
Goshinboku-kami
Mother Fucking Rat Bastard!
"No Miroku, we're not stopping so you can meditate"
"My father left me a useless sword"
"Look at my claws… aren't they pretty? Now they're turning green"
"My father slept with a damn ningen woman"
"Woo hoo, I got the Shikon no Tama!"
"HENTAI!!!" "But, I didn't do it…. I was all the way over here!"
"That's MY WOMAN!"
"Give me the Tetsusaiga!"