InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...IY style ❯ Jakotsu ( Chapter 3 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: SiriousB1 
Is it just me, or does anyone else want to smack this freak?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 496 | Visits: 220 | Status: Completed
Is it just me, or does anyone else want to smack this freak?
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 496 | Visits: 220 | Status: Completed
Thank you to Ari for your character and question idea.
A/N to Ari - Question! I haven't seen or read the entire InuYasha series so I don't know all of the characters. I wrote this as if it was an original character based on your imagination. If I am wrong and this is a character I InuYasha that I have not yet heard of, e-mail me telling me my mistake and I shall write another based on the actual character. However, if it is an original character, it's a good one...
Dear SiriousB1,
Oh, I am soooo much prettier than everyone else here in this filthy place! And yet, the two wondrous men that I lust for are in love with a *sniff* woman! Let me explain...I used to be a member of The Emperor's royal guard. Yet, sadly, the cavalry that I was placed in was ambushed by a dreadfully ugly group of warriors and not one of us survived. And so, just recently, a man named Naraku has restored me to my beautiful body once more. Very mysterious, that Naraku is. The other dead-warriors-brought-back-to-life tell me that he has a rather kinky sense in the subject or, well, you know! Something about a baboon suit...anyway, Naraku has requested us to kill this hanyou named InuYasha. So, we were sent out to kill him, but I couldn't lift a sword! All of the other warriors were killed (um, again) but I hid behind a tree. I can't help but stare at his rippling biceps as they flex gracefully under that red top of his! *Drool* Right...so, I was wandering aimlessly around the mountains dreaming about that beautiful half-demon, when I came upon a wolf demon. Oh my what a dreamy guy! I lust for his tight buttocks...um, so, anyway, both of these handsome men are in love with this schoolgirl. She is so much uglier than my fair complexion! I saw the half-demon fighting another demon the other day (apparently his brother). Despite the fact that this brother is a sexy beast and surpasses that of both of my secret crushes, he is not my type so I won't pursue him. So, anyway, yesterday I was able to find the hanyou alone in...well, a tree, actually. (Talk about kinky...) So, I called out for "HELP!" and he came running. I love a man with a heart! So, when I finally got him to come to me, I was able to give him a kiss! A KISS! So, after that...uh oh...he's here now! Wait...why is the Tetsaiga out?! *Slashing noise* ACK! My lipstick! Oh no, here he comes again! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye...
Jakotsu the Gay
Dear Jakotsu the Gay,
Right...just keep away from me when I die and I promise everything will be okay...
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
A/N to Ari - Question! I haven't seen or read the entire InuYasha series so I don't know all of the characters. I wrote this as if it was an original character based on your imagination. If I am wrong and this is a character I InuYasha that I have not yet heard of, e-mail me telling me my mistake and I shall write another based on the actual character. However, if it is an original character, it's a good one...
Dear SiriousB1,
Oh, I am soooo much prettier than everyone else here in this filthy place! And yet, the two wondrous men that I lust for are in love with a *sniff* woman! Let me explain...I used to be a member of The Emperor's royal guard. Yet, sadly, the cavalry that I was placed in was ambushed by a dreadfully ugly group of warriors and not one of us survived. And so, just recently, a man named Naraku has restored me to my beautiful body once more. Very mysterious, that Naraku is. The other dead-warriors-brought-back-to-life tell me that he has a rather kinky sense in the subject or, well, you know! Something about a baboon suit...anyway, Naraku has requested us to kill this hanyou named InuYasha. So, we were sent out to kill him, but I couldn't lift a sword! All of the other warriors were killed (um, again) but I hid behind a tree. I can't help but stare at his rippling biceps as they flex gracefully under that red top of his! *Drool* Right...so, I was wandering aimlessly around the mountains dreaming about that beautiful half-demon, when I came upon a wolf demon. Oh my what a dreamy guy! I lust for his tight buttocks...um, so, anyway, both of these handsome men are in love with this schoolgirl. She is so much uglier than my fair complexion! I saw the half-demon fighting another demon the other day (apparently his brother). Despite the fact that this brother is a sexy beast and surpasses that of both of my secret crushes, he is not my type so I won't pursue him. So, anyway, yesterday I was able to find the hanyou alone in...well, a tree, actually. (Talk about kinky...) So, I called out for "HELP!" and he came running. I love a man with a heart! So, when I finally got him to come to me, I was able to give him a kiss! A KISS! So, after that...uh oh...he's here now! Wait...why is the Tetsaiga out?! *Slashing noise* ACK! My lipstick! Oh no, here he comes again! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bye...
Jakotsu the Gay
Dear Jakotsu the Gay,
Right...just keep away from me when I die and I promise everything will be okay...
Sincerely,
SiriousB1