InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...IY style ❯ Kikyo ( Chapter 5 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: SiriousB1 
Naraku or InuYasha? Whichever she chooses, it's obvious that she hates Kagome. O_o
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 668 | Visits: 198 | Status: Completed
Naraku or InuYasha? Whichever she chooses, it's obvious that she hates Kagome. O_o
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 668 | Visits: 198 | Status: Completed
Thank you to Kenkaya for your character and question idea.
A/N to Kenkaya: I'm not too worried about pissing off Kikyo fans. Based on my experiences, there aren't that many of them out there. And, besides, what do I care if I piss them off? I thought that the whole point of FF.net was to make people screw with other people's heads...Oh yeah, I hate Kikyo AND Kagome, so should I really give a fuck if I piss everyone else off using my two least favorite characters? (Actually, Jaken and Hojo suck ass as well...)
A/N to Kenkaya part 2: I'll try to do a Kouga one as soon as possible. I'm going to have to think hard about him. I've only seen about 2 episodes, but my friend is almost as obsessed w/ him as she is w/ Miroku, so I'm sure I'll figure out something...>:-)
A/N to Kenkaya part 3 (will it ever end?!): I took quite a bit of this directly from your review; it all fit nicely. Oh, and (just a random disclaimer) I do not own the kimono that shows half of Kagome's ass. Kagome owns it, but you seem to have fit it nicely into one of your stories, so I'm just saying don't sue me...
Dear SiriousB1,
I'm afraid that I am beginning to have these uncontrollable feelings for this wonderful man. Sure, many people hate him and he does seem to have long, black, curly hair that seems to resemble more of a girl's style than a man's, but all the same! I feel ever so odd about these emotions! You see, he's just oh so sexy in that baboon pelt; such a bold fashion statement. He's a man with ambition, even if that ambition includes killing me, but that just shows his dedication! Despite all of my lustful feelings that I feel towards this mysterious man with dark colored eye shadow, I can't get over my love for this certain dog hanyou. He is so cute! But, alas! Now that I have returned to my original state of being...okay, it's clay, but whatever...he seems to have taken on a new lover. She is a BITCH! She is a BITCH who wears a kimono that shows half of her ass! I feel that I am not yet ready to go steady and get physical...um, not VERY physical, anyway...so I am afraid that he will chose her and her small bosom over be and my rather large one. My only wish is to kill this evil slut (or BITCH, if you prefer) and remain forever with my dear hanyou in the underworld. But with these strange feelings towards that sexy Naraku and the new obstacle that is this BITCH, I am quite uncertain of what it is that I should do. Should I try out this new love with Naraku? Or should I kill that BITCH and stay true to my dear, dear InuYasha?
Cordially,
Love Struck Miko With An Attitude
Dear Moody Miko (he, he),
If you really love this dog hanyou, you should let him choose between you and the BITCH. (Actually, since he is a dog hanyou, the word "bitch" here is a bit ironic.) If he loves the other girl, then you should just let him go with her to make him happy. After all, having the man you love be happy should make you happy, right? Whatever. And, about this other guy, Naraku...you must have some really kinky tastes. A baboon outfit? Tell me, does he have a shiny red ass to, or is it just the fur?
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
You know what? Screw all of the advice above! Just die and go to Hell! (Like you said, Kenkaya...I can piss off a lot of fans...watch me go...)
A/N to Kenkaya: I'm not too worried about pissing off Kikyo fans. Based on my experiences, there aren't that many of them out there. And, besides, what do I care if I piss them off? I thought that the whole point of FF.net was to make people screw with other people's heads...Oh yeah, I hate Kikyo AND Kagome, so should I really give a fuck if I piss everyone else off using my two least favorite characters? (Actually, Jaken and Hojo suck ass as well...)
A/N to Kenkaya part 2: I'll try to do a Kouga one as soon as possible. I'm going to have to think hard about him. I've only seen about 2 episodes, but my friend is almost as obsessed w/ him as she is w/ Miroku, so I'm sure I'll figure out something...>:-)
A/N to Kenkaya part 3 (will it ever end?!): I took quite a bit of this directly from your review; it all fit nicely. Oh, and (just a random disclaimer) I do not own the kimono that shows half of Kagome's ass. Kagome owns it, but you seem to have fit it nicely into one of your stories, so I'm just saying don't sue me...
Dear SiriousB1,
I'm afraid that I am beginning to have these uncontrollable feelings for this wonderful man. Sure, many people hate him and he does seem to have long, black, curly hair that seems to resemble more of a girl's style than a man's, but all the same! I feel ever so odd about these emotions! You see, he's just oh so sexy in that baboon pelt; such a bold fashion statement. He's a man with ambition, even if that ambition includes killing me, but that just shows his dedication! Despite all of my lustful feelings that I feel towards this mysterious man with dark colored eye shadow, I can't get over my love for this certain dog hanyou. He is so cute! But, alas! Now that I have returned to my original state of being...okay, it's clay, but whatever...he seems to have taken on a new lover. She is a BITCH! She is a BITCH who wears a kimono that shows half of her ass! I feel that I am not yet ready to go steady and get physical...um, not VERY physical, anyway...so I am afraid that he will chose her and her small bosom over be and my rather large one. My only wish is to kill this evil slut (or BITCH, if you prefer) and remain forever with my dear hanyou in the underworld. But with these strange feelings towards that sexy Naraku and the new obstacle that is this BITCH, I am quite uncertain of what it is that I should do. Should I try out this new love with Naraku? Or should I kill that BITCH and stay true to my dear, dear InuYasha?
Cordially,
Love Struck Miko With An Attitude
Dear Moody Miko (he, he),
If you really love this dog hanyou, you should let him choose between you and the BITCH. (Actually, since he is a dog hanyou, the word "bitch" here is a bit ironic.) If he loves the other girl, then you should just let him go with her to make him happy. After all, having the man you love be happy should make you happy, right? Whatever. And, about this other guy, Naraku...you must have some really kinky tastes. A baboon outfit? Tell me, does he have a shiny red ass to, or is it just the fur?
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
P.S.
You know what? Screw all of the advice above! Just die and go to Hell! (Like you said, Kenkaya...I can piss off a lot of fans...watch me go...)