InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...IY style ❯ Kaede ( Chapter 10 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
By: SiriousB1 
You know you need medication when she gets a crush on Inu...
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 351 | Visits: 188 | Status: Completed
You know you need medication when she gets a crush on Inu...
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Self Insertion | Uploaded On: 09.21.2003 | Pages: 1 | Words: 351 | Visits: 188 | Status: Completed
A/N: If anyone has a character (repeats are fine) or a problem that they would like to see featured, write them in the review or go to my Bio and e-mail them to me. Hell, if you want, you can send me a question or something that you want answered and I'll answer it under whatever category you want. In the subject box in e-mail, type in "advice" or I won't open it. I warn you now that I shall not be held responsible for any rude, crude or sexual content in my response. My advice column, my rules.
Dear SiriousB1.
My older sister was in love with this one guy. But then he betrayed her or something and she put a spell on an arrow that went through his chest therefore pinning him to a tree. My sister happened to die, as well. I was pretty young then, like 10 or something, and it has been 50 years. Now he is back because the arrow was removed. And, since I am more mature, I think that I see why she liked him. He's so dreamy! It looks like he hasn't aged a day! But now my sister has been reincarnated in the same form that she was when she died and there is this other chick from the future and she is pretty too. How can I get him to notice me when he is constantly surrounded by those girls?
Cordially,
One-Eyed Wonder
Dear O.-E. W.
Make-up will do wonders. And I also suggest that you use anti-wrinkle cream. Actually, I don't suggest that you use it. You're like 60 now and if he is the same as he was before he must appear to be in his 20's or something. I regret to inform you that dating him would appear like rape. Not that rape isn't an option, but I don't want to be blamed for the consequences so DON'T rape him. Besides, a 60-year-old woman screwing someone 40 years younger is just wrong.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Dear SiriousB1.
My older sister was in love with this one guy. But then he betrayed her or something and she put a spell on an arrow that went through his chest therefore pinning him to a tree. My sister happened to die, as well. I was pretty young then, like 10 or something, and it has been 50 years. Now he is back because the arrow was removed. And, since I am more mature, I think that I see why she liked him. He's so dreamy! It looks like he hasn't aged a day! But now my sister has been reincarnated in the same form that she was when she died and there is this other chick from the future and she is pretty too. How can I get him to notice me when he is constantly surrounded by those girls?
Cordially,
One-Eyed Wonder
Dear O.-E. W.
Make-up will do wonders. And I also suggest that you use anti-wrinkle cream. Actually, I don't suggest that you use it. You're like 60 now and if he is the same as he was before he must appear to be in his 20's or something. I regret to inform you that dating him would appear like rape. Not that rape isn't an option, but I don't want to be blamed for the consequences so DON'T rape him. Besides, a 60-year-old woman screwing someone 40 years younger is just wrong.
Sincerely,
SiriousB1