InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Advice...IY style ❯ Naraku ( Chapter 11 )
[ Y - Young Adult: Not suitable for readers under 16 ]
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Thank you to D.G. and Crew for this question and character.
Dear SiriousB1,
I have an evil tendency to kill things and I like to mess with peoples' heads, control people and I'm obsessed with collecting all the shards of a broken marble. What can I do to break these bad habits, O wise one?
Yours Truly,
Not a Human, Not yet a Demon
Dear Cheesy Remake of a Brittany Spears Song,
Are you sure you're in the right Anime? I'd swear that you seem almost precisely like Mr. Bluesummers in Trigun. Whatever. To stop taking over other people's minds and bodies, I suggest that you lock yourself in a room for a very long time while away from any sort of living organism. This solitude could possibly get you immune to being alone and you won't be as willing to manipulate and kill people. If that doesn't work, I hear that Jerry Springer is having a good run this season. As for this "marble", go to K-Mart and buy a new one. I'm sure that they put something in their "marbles" to turn them into magical jewels that make everyone want them to become stronger. Then you'll have a brand new "marble/jewel" thing all to yourself. Just don't drop the fucking thing...
Sincerely,
SiriousB1
Thank you to D.G. and Crew for this question and character.
Dear SiriousB1,
I have an evil tendency to kill things and I like to mess with peoples' heads, control people and I'm obsessed with collecting all the shards of a broken marble. What can I do to break these bad habits, O wise one?
Yours Truly,
Not a Human, Not yet a Demon
Dear Cheesy Remake of a Brittany Spears Song,
Are you sure you're in the right Anime? I'd swear that you seem almost precisely like Mr. Bluesummers in Trigun. Whatever. To stop taking over other people's minds and bodies, I suggest that you lock yourself in a room for a very long time while away from any sort of living organism. This solitude could possibly get you immune to being alone and you won't be as willing to manipulate and kill people. If that doesn't work, I hear that Jerry Springer is having a good run this season. As for this "marble", go to K-Mart and buy a new one. I'm sure that they put something in their "marbles" to turn them into magical jewels that make everyone want them to become stronger. Then you'll have a brand new "marble/jewel" thing all to yourself. Just don't drop the fucking thing...
Sincerely,
SiriousB1