InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ All I Want For Christmas is...... ❯ Old Maid Winter ( Chapter 5 )

[ X - Adult: No readers under 18. Contains Graphic Adult Themes/Extreme violence. ]

Disclaimer: See Chp. 1

A/n: If you're wondering what language the numbers are in, it's Latin.




Kagome sat with a bemused look on her face as she sat at her mother's breakfast table in her old pink pajama pants that flooded and a tank top that was more like a sports bra. 'We kissed! I can't believe we kissed. What in the world was I thinking?' Kagome contemplated as she sat her chin in her palm. "I'm so stupid. I hope this doesn't change anything." She said aloud.

"You hope what doesn't change what?" Souta said walking into the kitchen to grab a bowl of his favorite artificial fruit flavored cereal.

Kagome shook her head and beat herself up for talking out loud. "Huh? Oh, nothing."

"So, why are you here? You have your own place you know." Souta said pouring the milk into the bowl.

"Why is it so wrong to spend time with my little brother and loving mother?"

"Because you're completely nuts." He said eating a big spoon full of the colorful cereal.

"No, I'm not. Speaking of nuts, how was your date last night."

"How is that relevant to nuts?"

Kagome shrugged her shoulders. "It doesn't have to be. Just answer the question."

"It was fine." He simply said.

"Did you guys kiss?"

Souta rolled his eyes. "You're so immature for your age, Kags." He said with a mouth full of cereal.

"You're one to talk." She said.

"So, how was your night? Why didn't you come home at the same time mom did?"

Kagome tried to fight the irrepressible blush but failed. "Huh? Um...N-n-nothing happened." She stammered.

"Were you smooching with your boyfriend?" He teased as he turned around and hugged himself as he made kissing noises.

"And I'm the immature one." Kagome said with a defeated sigh.







InuYasha tossed and turned on his full sized bed that failed to let him sleep that night. Maybe it wasn't the bed that robbed him of rest but a certain raven haired goddess that kept his dreams hostage.

Her hair, that seemed like a thick dark mirky river. Her eyes, that were like the morning sky right before the sun interrupted. Her skin, that was like fine porcelean china, but felt like fine persian silk. Her body, that was a wonderful, blank canvas and he wanted nothing more than to be a artist and make her into a masterpiece.

Yes, maybe all of these variables were reasons he couldn't think. They were possibly reasons sweat beaded down his forehead, but they were definitely reasons for the shock of pleasure that coursed through his body.

InuYasha eyes opened and head snapped up to realize he was jerking himself off to his dreams, and not regular hot dreams of Pam Anderson, but of Kagome Higurashi. He pulled his hand on his dick like it was burning. He ran the same hand down his sweaty face then grimaced to find out what he actually did.

"Ewww. Fuck." He said before throwing himself out of bed. He padded across his room and grabbed a towel before walking out of the door. He looked around then stealthy walked towards the bathroom.

"So, how was your sleep?" A deep voice rang.

InuYasha turned around to be face to face with his brother. "Oh, my God! Do you live here or something? I thought you and Rin had like a big house together or something."

"Yeah, but it's lunch time. Me and Rin always stop for lunch time because, sadly, she can't cook."

"Lunch! What time is it?"

"Two o'clock." Sesshomaru said.

"I slept that long."

"Yes, which brings me back to my question, how was your sleep?" He said looking down to see his little brother's obvious erection.

InuYasha turned up his nose and blushed. "Fuck you." He simply said. "Whatever you saw last night just forget about it, okay? It was nothing."

Sesshomaru held up his hands in defense. "Whatever you do in the privacy of the freezer is your own business."

"We were trapped in there!" InuYasha outbursted as he started to get aggitated.

"Great way to keep warm." Sesshomaru said before walking away.

InuYasha growled before he stomped off into the bathroom to take care of his problem.



"So, what happened to you? You practically disappeared." Sango said on the other end of the receiver.

"You wouldn't believe me if I told you." Kagome said getting ready to go back to her apartment.

"You went off and made sweet love to that bronzed god." Sango said like a raunchy erotic novel.

"No! We got trapped in the freezer."

"Really?! Are you okay? You don't have frost bite do you?"

"No, I'm fine. Where was all that concern when I was missing and trapped while staring death in the face."

"Oh, don't be so dramatic, Kaggy. I'm sure you and InuYasha had a great way to keep warm."

Kagome face whitened. "You're so nasty, San. Is that the way a married pregnant woman should be acting?"

"Oh, don't mind me. It's the pregnancy talking." Sango said with a giggle. "So, what happened?"

"We...um..." Kagome blushed as she threw herself on the couch. "We got undressed."

"Ooh, great start."

"Sango, we had to get warm. It was the only way." Kagome said like she was an expert, but Sango didn't know Kagome was freaking out and InuYasha was the one who saved them.

"Sorry. I guess I'm being insensitive. So, what happened next?"

"Wekissed." Kagome quickly said hoping Sango didn't hear, but the pregnancy must've gave her super hearing.

"You what?!" Sango exclaimed before lowering her voice when she noticed Miroku was stirring next to her. "You guys kissed."

"I know. I know. I messed up." She said pulling on her boots.

"Messed up?! You hit the freaking jackpot. Do you even realize how many women in this world would kill to kiss Yash the famous music producer?"

"I don't care at all about that, Sango."

"Shit, you should. InuYasha is a fine specimen that is willing. That's you should need."

"That's easy for you to say. You have a husband, house, kid on way; the whole nine. I need comfort and security. InuYasha can't give that to me. He's a freaking Hollywood superstar. He's going to be on the road for long periods of time and I can't sit at home and put all of my trust into him."

"Damn, I aint saying you should marry the guy. Just have fun. You're acting like you some old forty something spinster with cats to get her off. You're young and hot. Enjoy yourself."

"But what's the price for enjoying myself. He'll butter me up with all that 'I love you, baby' then hang you out to dry."

"Goddamnit, Kags!" Sango outbursted waking Miroku for a slight second before he fell back to sleep. "Every man in the world is not Hojo! If you keep holding on to that jerk, you're just going to give yourself heartache!" She raged.

"Hojo was not a jerk! He was kind, gentle man. He just wanted more and I respect that."

"If that is what you think, then your problems are more serious than I thought. That man was an asshole...." Sango sighed and gritted her teeth. She hated the fact that her friend was anchored to this man who obviously wasn't. "I just wish you would open your eyes and stop being so dumb."

Kagome boiled over at Sango's last comment. She was already mad that she brought up Hojo in the first place. "Fuck you, Sango, just because I didn't get knocked up doesn't mean I can't get married." She said before she hung up. Kagome angrily threw the house phone on the floor and got up. She grabbed her coat and stormed out.



InuYasha put on his leather jacket and walked out the door with keys in hand and a bagel clutched in his teeth.

"InuYasha, where are you going?" Izayoi said.

"Miroku's." He said as he shut the door. InuYasha looked for his car only to see that it was gone. "Where he fuck is my car?" He whispered to himself. He looked down the street to see the silver compact car.

"Oh, yeah, I had to park it down there because of the party." He said walking down the sidewalk enduring the wind.

It was no snow outside, but it was cold and the wind was icy and sharp. He lifted his collar to protect his neck from geting whipped by the wind. InuYasha quickly finished off his bagel and spread as he reached his car. He pulled out his keys then stopped when he heard a door slam. He looked towards Kagome's house to see her storming out. 'I wonder what's her problem?'

"Hey, Kagome." He yelled before jogging a little bit to catch up to her. "What's up?"

Kagome growled low in her throat. The last person she wanted to see was InuYasha. It seemed he always had a knack for messing with her at the wrong times. "Leave me alone, InuYasha."

InuYasha didn't know why he felt a bad feeling wash over him when the words left her lips. "What's wrong? You look mad."

"InuYasha, just because we kissed last night does not give you license to harass me." She said walking towards her trendy Honda Insight.

"Excuse me? I don't think I heard you correctly." InuYasha said. He didn't believe she would have to guts to say that to him.

"You heard me. We only kissed once. That doesn't mean we're an item or something."

InuYasha couldn't believe her nerve. "Alright, Kagome, but, just for the record, we kissed twice." He said through clenched teeth before walking towards his car.

"Huh?" She said.

"You heard me!" He yelled over his shoulder.

Kagome huffed before getting into her car.


InuYasha knocked on Miroku's door and waited for a answer. He was furious, angry, and every other negative. 'Who did she think she is talking to me like that?' InuYasha thought trying to trick himself into believing what she said didn't hurt, but, infact, it tore him up. Here he was a twenty-six year old Hollywood hot shot and somehow she made him feel lik he was in junior high again. "Bitch." He grumbled under his breath.

The door opened only to reveal Sango in a long house dress that protruded out from her belly. Was she dreaming or was InuYasha standing in front of her? It was completely ironic that she was just talking about him with Kagome before the woman went nuts and cursed her out. "What are you doing here?" Sango asked.

"To see Miroku." InuYasha said. "Is he here?"

"Yeah, but he's sleep." Sango said dazing over his body. 'If I wasn't married.....' She dreamed to herself.

It was a long pause between the two and Sango's hungry look made InuYasha uncomfortable. "Well....can you wake him up?"

Sango shook her head. "Oh, sorry. It's the pregnancy." She said in a nervous giggle. "Come on in." She said walking into the house and InuYasha was right behind her. "I'll be right back." She said before dissapearing down the hallway.

InuYasha looked around before sitting down on the black leather loveseat that matched the black leather sofa. It looked around the stylish white, gold, and black themed living room. It was nothing compared to his Studio City villa, but it had a homely feel to it and his house never felt that way.

"What's up, man?" Miroku said walking pass him and into the kitchen.

"Hey, where you going?" InuYasha said following him into the modern silver and black kitchen, set with island that Miroku was seated at.

"So, what brings you?" Miroku said yawning before pouring him a cup of coffee.

"Um...well...see.." InuYasha stuttered because he didn't really know why he was over Miroku's house. He guessed that Miroku was the only person in the world he could tolerate at the time.

"Or better yet, where were you last night?"

InuYasha blanched at the question. "Um...nowhere."

"That's okay. You don't have to tell me because Sango already did."

"What?!" InuYasha exclaimed.

"Yep, her and Sango was just talking on the phone about'cha." He said before sipping the coal black beverage.

InuYasha balled his fingers into a tight fist. " I can't believe that wench went blabbing to everybody in the community and it haven't even been a whole 24 hours."

"Why wouldn't you want her to? I was hoping you were going to give me dirty details."

"Why do you have to be such a pervert all the time? Aren't you married?"

"A man can dream." Miroku said before gazing into mid-air before shaking his head. "Well, enough about me. Why wouldn't you want Kagome to talk about it?"

"Because she's crazy and she's liable to spread all kinds of shit around." InuYasha said in anger.

"What? Your dick small."

"You want to know? Ask you mother." InuYasha before gave a smug look while he grabbed his nuts.

"That small, huh?"

InuYasha growled beforer reaching over to punch Miroku in the arm. "This is not funny, Miro. She's so aggravating." He fumed because was still mad at her for blowing him off today, but now he was beyond furious. His plan was to pretend last night didn't happen and everybody would go about their lifes without ever knowing. 'My plan was full proof, but nooooo, this bitch just had to run her mouth.'

"What's with all the hostility? What's really wrong with you?"

InuYasha folded his arms like a little child. "Nothing's wrong." He grumbled.

"Come on, man. Despite all the Hollywood bull, I'm still your best friend."

InuYasha looked over at Miroku's smiling face. He was completely right and InuYasha felt good that he had any real friends at all.

"Tell me what's on your mind."

"Do you want me to lay down or something, Dr. Houshi?" InuYasha joked.

"No, just tell me why you ain't banging Kagome this very second."

InuYasha rolled his eyes and ignored his lewd comment. "Because I hate her." He simply said.

"That's not what Sango told me."

"Fuck what Sango told you." InuYasha lashed out. He didn't like the fact Kagome told someone, but he hated that she told the biggest mouth in Japan.

"Then what's really up because I know you don't hate Kagome."

InuYasha sighed. If he wasn't going to be honest to himself, then how in the hell was he supposed to tell Miroku the truth. "Alright, I'll admit I don't hate her, but I don't like her either."

"You don't have to like them to fuck them, Yash. You're suppose to be some big Hollywood stud. Poontang should fall out the sky for you."

"It does. This is the longest I've ever gone without some pelt."

"Why is Kagome so different? Is she the only one that can tame the wild beast?" Miroku teased.

"She ain't taming me. No woman can tame me." He argued.

"Oh, really?"

"Yes, really. If I wanted Kagome in my bed, then I could have her there."

Miroku gave his friend an incredulous look. "Then why isn't she in there."

The statement froze InuYasha in his tracks. Was the reason he didn't try something with Kagome because he secretly loved her? No, he couldn't believe that. It would explain the fact that he was a playboy and couldn't committ.

"Did you have a stroke or something? Wake up!" Miroku yelled punching him in the arm.

"Ouch, man." InuYasha said as he was punched out of stupor. "You didn't have to hit me."

"I know, but I've been wanting to do that since junior high." Miroku joked before InuYasha hit him the arm. "Owww, why are you so violent?"

"Shut up, I think you're on to something."

"On to what? I didn't say anything."

"About Kagome. I think....I think I have, you know. " He stuttered hating have to admit this out loud, but Miroku knew exactly what he was talking about.

"Well, go get your girl." He simply said.

"It's not that simple, Miro."

"Yes, it is. Go over to her apartment. Seduce her. Fuck her. See? Simple."

"I don't know, man. I'm not going to be here long. After the holidays, I'm going to be back out in Cali."

"Then you have a time limit now don't you. Your task is to get Kagome before the new year rolls in."

"What?"

"So, it's settled."

InuYasha sighed. "I have my work cut out for me, don't I?"


A/n: I wanted to finish with like three chapters, but I'm so long winded. Sorry.