InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Allergy Season ❯ Allergy Season ( Chapter 1 )

Disclaimer: I own a fat, crotchety old pooch named Fred, that's about it. Rumiko Takahashi owns

Inuyasha, but I think she generously pimps him out to Kagome when the mood strikes. Oh,

I also don't own Claritin, or I'd be filthy stinking rich.

 

On a side note, I really don't know if one can be allergic to kudzu, but here in the south, the shit's

as prolific as the pollen. This is essentially porn with a piss-poor excuse for plot… ENJOY!

 

By the way, LostInSiberia 14, thank you for the great review on Never Look Back. I was really

nervous about posting it since I am a fanfic virgin and was fully expecting to be picked apart.

Here's my second attempt. Be gentle with me. Mucho Thanks-o!

 

P.S. To InuHanyouNikkie, thanks for the review. I've never read any of your works, so I had no

Idea someone else thought of a platypus youkai. No offence, I just think they're funny critters.

 

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Allergy Season

 

 

Spring had sprung in all its polleny glory in the feudal era. Compared to the concrete and steel jungle of modern day Tokyo, this age had an over abundance of the yellow stuff. It dusted practically every surface and hung thick in the air.

 

Regrettably, one beautiful nineteen year old miko, recently mated to a bombastic inu hanyou, had forgotten her Claritin. Fortunately, Kagome wasn't allergic to all types of pollen, but there were some that sent her into long bouts of sneezures that basically incapacitated her.

 

Three days away from the well, and too late to turn back; the little band of shard hunters were hot on the trail of the final jewel shard. With Naraku gone nearly a year now, it came as quite the shock that there was still a single shard missing.

 

Rumor had it the shard was in the webbed mitts of a vicious little platypus youkai. Nothing to worry about ordinarily, since they had faced down demons of a much higher caliber in their years of traveling the countryside.

 

But when they finally met up with him, the little bastard turned out to be more than a handful in his determination to keep his shard. Turns out, the shard intensified his male musk, making him quite irresistible to the lady platypus population.

 

In the long run, the little bugger still didn't have much in the way of real power. Any one of them could have taken the critter down. Inuyasha barely lifted a clawed finger. Instead, he simply corralled the youkai toward the rest of the group. Oddly enough, it was Shippo that took the thing down with a blast of foxfire and his multiplying illusion.

 

Shippo was excessively proud of his conquest and crowed about it for the rest of the day. Never mind the fact that the demon was only two feet tall and half blind.

 

Between Shippo's antics and the even more lecherous than usual Miroku, Inuyasha was reaching his boiling point pretty quickly. Apparently, with the final shard in their hands at long last, the monk saw this as an invitation to publicly contemplate the prospects of impregnating the demon slayer. Even getting slapped silly and wailed upside the head with hiraikotsu didn't shut him up.

 

But when he turned his commentary to the hanyou and miko's relationship, which was the last straw for Inuyasha, who had up to now shown remarkable restraint, it became clear that things could get ugly quick.

 

The fact that he was too distracted by the recovery of the last shard, and the question of whom to pummel first, did not escape Kagome. Sometimes Inuyasha's temperament worked at cross purposes with his intent.

 

The miko had affectionately come to term it: Attention Deficit Dog Hanyou Disorder, or ADDDHD for short. Never to his face, of course.

 

All of this contributed to her current predicament. Not really wanting to kill his friends and risk never getting laid again, the hanyou snatched Kagome off her feet and took off. They were several miles away in the time it took Kagome to catch her breath.

 

Unfortunately, he landed them right in the middle of a large kudzu patch. Before Kagome could even protest their location, she found herself naked and rolling around in it with her mate.

 

Bewildered that she was now straddling his hips, with him firmly rooted inside her and bucking wildly no less, Kagome wondered how the hell he'd managed it. Friggin' hanyous and their outrageous sex drives! Not that she was complaining.

 

When she remained immobile in confusion, Inuyasha grabbed her hips and started rocking her himself.

 

“Come on Kagome. I'm dying here. If you don't fuck me right now, I'm gonna lose my damn mind.”

 

At that inopportune moment, the kudzu attacked. Kagome's eyes watered and she quickly turned her head to the side as the first sneezure set in. She vaguely wondered if kudzu somehow had demonic pollen. She didn't notice Inuyasha freeze and his eyes go wide.

 

What finally caught her attention between sneezes, was his whimper.

 

“Inuyasha?... Achoo… are you… achoo… alright… achoooooo dammit?!”

 

Finally, round one was over.

 

“Uhhhh… Fuck Kagomeeee, keep sneezing!”

 

“Wha… what?”

 

“Shit, it feels like you're squeezing me when you come.”

 

“Achoo!... achoo, achoo, achoo!”

 

“Ohhh Gods! I love your allergies!”

 

“But I can't move or come like this dammit! Achoo!”

 

“I'll take care of it wench. Just keep sneezing.”

 

With that declaration, Inuyasha splayed his hand over her belly and his thumb found her clit to rub, careful with his claws. His thumb expertly kneaded the delicate, moist flesh and soon she came with a vengeance.

 

Now, one would think that sneezing while in the throes of an orgasm could be detrimental to your innards; but for Kagome, it nearly rocketed her into an out of body experience.

 

Poor Inuyasha didn't know what hit him. He screamed her name and shuddered violently as his fertile seed coursed into her. He hadn't thought to scent her before their tryst, or he would have recognized she was at the height of her fertile days.

 

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Eight and a half months later, they named their first child Kudzu, in honor of the plant that changed their lives and gave them the start of a happy family.