InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ American Idol: Inuyasha style ❯ Kagome's song ( Chapter 7 )

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Announcer: Here's Kagome singing, “That Don't Impress Me Much” by Shania Twain.
Kagome:
I've known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being right down to an art
You think you're a genius you drive me up the wall
You're a regular original a know it all
Oh oo oh you think you're special
Oh oo oh you think you're something else
Okay so you're a rocket scientist
That don't impress me much
Chorus: So you got the brain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me much
I never knew a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve--just in case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughtta lock it
'Cause Heaven forbid it should fall outta place
Okay, so you're Brad Pitt
That don't impress me much
(Chorus)
You're one of those guys who likes to shine his machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me--you must be jokin', right!

Okay, so you've got a car
That don't impress me much
(Chorus)
You think you're cool but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely night
That don't impress me much
Okay, so what do you think you're Elvis or something...
Whatever
That don't impress me
(Cheers and applause)
Announcer: Excellent, Kagome. Sing it, girl. Time once again to hear from our judges.
Jaken: I loved Kagome's performance. I give her a 10.
Myoga: Excellent singing. I give her a 10 also.
Shippo: I love Kagome, cuz she gives me candy! 10!
Announcer: Wow, Kagome. You have 30 points, a perfect score. Now, it's time to hear from our star hanyou, Inuyasha! Inuyasha will be singing, “Livin' La Vida Loca” by Ricky Martin.