InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ andomness-Ray ❯ Chapter 1
[ P - Pre-Teen ]
The moment Inuyasha entered the house, he could tell something was wrong.
There were screams. Loud screams.
“Garbanzo beans!” Hollered Kagome's voice. “IN YOUR EYEBROWS!!”
The next voice seemed to launch an attack as it spoke. “Chicken noodle soup! IN THE BATHTUB!!”
He soon saw Kagome zip past him, oblivious. Kikyo ran after her, an evil smile plastered on her face. No, seriously, a paper smile was glued to her.
“Have you no shame?” cried Kagome, turning mid-run. Inuyasha's jaw dropped; he'd been working that move FOR EVER! “Dare to fight me with poultry!!”
“Face the power of the Shikon no Zucchini!” Kikyo replied, producing a large squash. “It's overripe.”
Kagome screamed, pretending to faint. Then she grabbed Naraku, who was walking around in a sundress.
“You shall eat the zucchini!”
“Only if you will promise me your firstborn!”
“Nevah!!” Cried Kikyo. “No gansta may partake of the sickeningly overripe squash!!” She flung it and it landed on Inuyasha, promptly exploding.
“Okay,” he said, licking it from his lips and spitting.
Kikyo and Kagome turned simultaneously to look at Inuyasha. Kagome got up, wiped his face off and gave him a peck on the cheek. Kikyo threw a zori (sandal) at her.
“Ow!” Kagome groaned. “I can explain.”