InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Animal Heaven or Hell? ❯ Explanation ( Chapter 2 )

Roku: Im….. a weasel?!?!??!??!? *runs around insane like until Kagura trips him with her long flamingo leg*

Sango: Shut up……

Inu: I want out of here!

???? : But if you leave then I won't have anyone to play with. And that's just boring.

Sesshy: Oh know…. Oh know….. she's back??????!!!!! *hides in a corner*

?????: You remembered me?! *huggles Sesshy to death*

Sesshy: Let me go!!!!

Inu: *laughs his head off*

Me: I missed you too Sesshy. But that's like besides the point…. *lets him go and stands in the middle of the room* How are all of you?

Others: *groans*

Me: I ASKED HOW ARE YOU?!!!!!???!!! *grows horns*

Others: O_O Fine…..?

Me: Better. *horns go away*

Naraku: Why am I a baboon!?!

Me: DUH! You always go around in that baboon pelt so I mean it was sorta obvious. *rolls eyes*

Raku: * sulks in the corner*

Me: Um…. Wat was I gonna say? Wait…. Let me think…….

Kouga: Hey mutt face! I bet I could rip you to streads!

Inu: Any time any place!

Inu + Koug: *start to fight*

Me: STOP!!!!!!!!!!! *kicks the two aside and then run into Gome who runs into Sang who runs into Roku, who is smiling like crazy, who runs into Kikyou, who is a ostrich, who runs into Shippou who, so on and so on and so on* Um…. Sorry? 0.0

Kik: How dare you make me this…. This……. Flightless bird?! *tries to fly*

Me: I um………… I couldn't think of anything. You're lucky I even like ostriches; I could have made you an animal I don't like…. Like I don't know….. Something……….

Kik: *sulks with Raku who is sulking with Inu and Kouga because they have a ten minute time out*

Gome: Excuse me.

Me: *turns to Gome* Yes??

Gome: Why are we here?

Me: NOW I REMEMBER! *coughs* I was going to say:

WELCOME TO MY I-HOLD-YOU-CAPTIVE-IN-A-ROOM-FOR-WHAT-SEEMS-LIKE-FOREVER-LAND.*smiles brightly*

Gome: 0.0 Ok…..

Sesshy: Excuse me. May I go?

Me: NO!

Sesshy: *sulks*

Kann + Shipp + Haku + Rin: *watching a movie I gave them*

Sang + Gome + Tin + Ri + Jaken + Sara: *sleeping*

Angry Me: YOU CAN'T GO TO SLEEP! WHO AM I GOING TO TORTURE?????? *only snores are heard* *sulks in the corner with the others*