InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Animal Heaven or Hell? ❯ Hallelujah ( Chapter 10 )

~~~In the Fighting Corner~~~

Inuyasha: Come on wolf boy lets fight!! I'll show you whos better!

Kouga: Alright!

Both start glaring at each other.

1 hour later

Still glaring at each other.

Me: Are you guys gonna fight?

Inuyasha: No. All we can do is glare. Remember your rules? *hands her a pile of papers* Rule #768392012034

Me: *looks at rule #768392012034* No physical fighting is aloud. Only glaring, mental fighting, or food fights. Oh yeah…

Kouga: So what else can we do?

Inuyasha: We can glare some more.

Kouga: Ok.

Continue to glare.

Me: Ok…. Question.

Kouga and Inuyasha: WHAT WOMAN!?!?!

Me: o.0 Um why do you two hate each other when your related?

Kouga and Inuyasha: WHAT!?!?!?!

Me: Wolves and dogs are part of the Canidae family which includes other dog-like animals such as foxes, jackals, and dingos.

Kouga and Inuyasha: o.0 Noooooo!!!!!! *runs toward the door to be eaten by Beetle Juice but poof and appear in the cage as a wolf and dog*

~~~In the Cage~~~

Kagura: *rocking back and forth* Sake… no… sake… puke…… everywhere…. Fluffy tail….

Kouga: Um… Id rather have been out there.

Inuyasha: Yeah…

~~~In the Eating Corner~~~

Me: The fluff… its ruined. ;-;

Sesshomaru: *knocked out*

Me: *grabs him by the shoulders and shakes him* Why!!!!!?????? Why must the tail be sacrificed like that?! Why?!?!?!

Sesshomaru: *wakes up* Woman! What are you yelling about?!?!?!

Me: o.0 ITS ALIVE!!!! Except the fur….

Sesshomaru: u.u *sticks the fur in the washer and then in the dryer* There. Its fixed.

Me: OH MY GOSH! IT'S A MIRACLE!!! *huggles the fur*

The Heavens: Hallelujah! Hallelujah!! Halle!Lu!Jah!!!!!