InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Anime People With Serious Problems. ❯ Kenshin is imune to sugar! ( Chapter 2 )

[ T - Teen: Not suitable for readers under 13 ]

Anime Characters With Serious Problems.

Anjel: *AHEM* Due to the um...Persistence of the leader of my wolf pack, I am typing this out. Their Ayanna happy! :P

::Kenshin gets a sugar high.( We never thought we would see the dayO0!)::

Inuyasha: Konnechi-wa peoples! Today we are interviewing Himura Kenshin or Himura Battosai....And we have forced him to eat 5 tons of cheese cake!

Kagome: Forced?

Inuyasha: Ya, the guy wouldn’t eat it!

Miroku: So Inuyasha found a funnel and forced it down his through!

Sango: Wouldn’t that kill him?

Inuyasha: Oh no, we didn’t let him die.

Kagome: oookkkk....

Inuyasha: Ok Come on Kenshin!

Kenshin comes out, he gets surrounded by fan girls (the authoress among them* ahem*) and runs up by Inuyasha.

Kenshin: I am here that I am! *Creepy huge way-too-happy rurouni smile.*

Kagome: Hello Kenshin, for someone who ate five tons of cheese cake you don’t act very hyper...

Kenshin: I have extreme self control that I do.

Miroku and Inuyasha huddle up.

*In huddle.*

Miroku: We have to make him more hyper!

Inuyasha: What do we do! Shoot sugar into his blood.

Miroku: Hey that’s not a bad idea!

Inuyasha: Where do we get the needle?

Miroku: Hem… * a syringe.* Here we go.

Inuyasha: What are we gana do, splash sugar up his nose?!
Miroku: Yep!

Inuyasha sweat drops.

Miroku: It will work trust me.

Inuyasha: Miroku.....*Sighs.* Alrite, that’s gana burn like hell.

Miroku: I know.

Inuyasha: How do you know?

Miroku: uhh...

*With the other guys.*

Kenshin: What are they talking about?

Kagome: I don’t know....I don’t think I want to know...

Sango and Shippo nod.

Inuyasha suddenly tackles Kenshin while Miroku shoves a sugar filled syringe up his nose and sprays sugar into Kenshin's nasal cavity.

Kenshin: AHH IT BURNS IT BURNS!

Kagome and Sango and Shippo blink.

Miroku and Inuyasha back off leaving Kenshin with a bloody nose.

Kagome: WHAT WAS THAT FOR!

Inuyasha and Miroku blink: we forgot....

Sango: Morons.

Shippo: Idiot.

Kenshin: *Running in cycerls screaming bloody murder.* AHHH IT BURNS IT BURNS!

The Inuyasha cast just stand their watching.

They watch and watch and watch....Do nothing as Kenshin screams and runs around.

Kenshin: SOMEONE GET ME MORPHEIN.

They just sit their, not doing anything.

Kenshin: *Finally calms down his nose stopping bleeding, his right nostril now a bit larger than his left one.* Monk, I am going to cause bodily harm to you.* Golden eyes come out.*

Miroku: Maybe I should run now...

Inuyasha: Ya that’s a good idea.

Miroku: *Runs.*

Kagome: okkk well since Kenshin is sugar proof....

Kenshin: I am sorry about that...

Inuyasha: So what are we gana ask him.

Sango: Why do you wear pink?

Kenshin: ITS MAGENTA!

Inuyasha: Ya right...

Kenshin: IT IS IT IS!

Kagome: Looks pink to me....

Kenshin: Fine....It was a gift from Tomoe...

Sango: Who’s Tomoe?

Kenshin: *Small voice. *I don't want to talk about it...

Shippo: Please share.

Kenshin: Fine she’s my ex-wife...

Inuyasha: ohhh..

Kagome: Sorry.

Kenshin: Can I go now?

Inuyasha: NEXT QUESTION.!

Kagome: Why do you let Karou hit you all the time?

Kenshin: Its hard to avoided that it is.

Sango: Well I image.. *Feels a hand on her but ..Miroku's back. SMACK *

Shippo: Idiot...

Inuyasha: THATS IT FOR TODAY! Tomorrow we shall interview Hiei Jaganishi and get him hyped up on ice cream!

Sango+ Miroku+ Kagome+ Inuyasha: BYE!

Kenshin: YOU MONK GET BACK HERE!

*Camera off.*

Anjel: Well that was....Interesting.....*AHEM* Anyway enjoy AND REVIEW FOR THE LOVE OF GOD REVIEW!