InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Anime Talk Show ❯ The Crazieness Begins! ( Chapter 1 )
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By: Jessica_The_Hanyou 
This part only has Inuyasha characters...very insane!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.11.2004 | Updated On: 04.12.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 250 | Status: Completed
This part only has Inuyasha characters...very insane!
Anime/Manga: InuYasha Fan Fiction | Genre(s): Comedy | Type: Other | Uploaded On: 04.11.2004 | Updated On: 04.12.2004 | Pages: 3 | Words: 1.0K | Visits: 250 | Status: Completed
Chapter 1: The Crazieness Begins!
Legal disclaimer: Sadly, I dont own any animes,
and Inu Yasha is one of the many I don't own! But I do own
Khorha, Fureaneko and Kohkamizu!
**********************************************************************
Jessica: Hello, I'm your host for
today, and I'll be hosting the Anime Talk Show! And this is my
co-host, and also the little less important voice in my head,
Khorha!
Khorha: HELLO CROWD!
Crowd: BOOO!! (throws tomatoes at
the psyco gryphon)
Khorha: (gets hit by mutiple tomatoes in eyes)
AHHH!!! IT BURNS! WHERE IS THE SANITY?!?!?
Jessica: I'm the author, I can torcher you in any
way I want to, so HAH! Well anyway, let's meet the guest of this
episode, Kikyou!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (throws sharp objects
and tomatoes at Kikyou)
Khorha: Wooohoooo! erm...cough..sorry!
Kikyou: GAH! WHERE IS THE LOVE?(pulls sharp
objects out of clay skin)
Jessica: Alright, Kikyou, what is it like being...err...clay?
Kikyou: It's fine, except I always have to smooth my skin down and take
souls from dead people to live
Khorha: YEAH SHE'S A CLAY BARBIE DOLL!!! HAH HAH HAH!
Kikyou: You want a fight? You got a fight, birdie!
Khorha: BIRDIE?!? HOW DARE YOU!!!!!(charges at Kikyou)
Crowd: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Jessica: Calm down!
Khorha: DIEEEEEEE!!! (scratches Kikyou)
Kikyou: (clay skin gets bumpy) AUUUGH!
Jessica: (pulls out mega phone labeled mega sound sonic wave blaster 4000) CALM DOWN!!!!!!
(sound blaster is so loud it blasts away half of the crowd and Kikyou's clay skin)
Khorha: MY EARS!!!!!!....sorry...
Kikyou: MY SKIN! MY BEAUTIFUL CLAY SKIN! (Kikyou then melts away)
Crowd: YAAAY!!!
Khorha: (does a weird happy dance)
Jessica: (pulls out gun labeled intergrating gun 40000) hmmm...
Khorha: NOOOOOOOO!!! (charges at Jessica but gets sucked into the sky and is put
on a wheel that says wheel of torcher, where she is spun faster then the speed of sound with the barney theme song playing)
Jessica: Now that she's temporarily gone..(fires gun at puddle of clay and bones)
Gun: ZAAAAP!!!!
Kikyou: (appears out of nowhere) HUH? What? Where?
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!!!
Khorha: (falls from sky) KYAAAAAA!!!!!
All but Khorha: Huh?
Khorha: (Falls on on all fours) Unnnnggg..HEY! HAPPY EASTER!!! (throws eggs at everyone)
Jessica: Yes, Happy easter, wait...Khorha, where excactly did you get those eggs?
Khorha: The moon!
All but Khorha: THE MOON?!?
Eggs: (hatch into man eating moon monsters which eat the NEW half of the crowd)
Crowd: BOOOO!!!....ERR...AHHHHHHHH!
Jessica: (Pulls out gun labeled disinigrating gun 40000)
Gun: ZZZZZAP!!
Monsters: ROOOOOARRRR!!...uh-oh...(turn into piles of dust)
Kikyou: (blink) Anyone have a spare soul or two?
Khorha: Sure..(pulls out hammer and smacks Kikyou in the head)
Kikyou: (scream of pain) AAAAAUUUGH! (dies)
Jessica: Khorha! You killed Kikyou, good job, but I was about to ask her another question, I
have to take away your video games for a week or do you want me to call in Inuyasha to kill you?
Khorha: HAH! You can't do that! And you can't call in--
Jessica: (snaps fingers and Inuyasha appears)
Khorha: AHHHH!!! RUN AWAY!!!
Inuyasha: (chases Khorha in an attempt to kill her)
Khorha: (shape shifts into a bird) AHHHH!!! EVEN MY SHAPE SHIFTING IS GOING WEIRD!!! NOOOOOO!!
Inuyasha: (grabs Khorha) You will DIE now!
Jessica: Now what will you do?
Khorha: (shape shifts into Kagome) SIT!
Inuyasha: (lets go of Khorha and plummets to the ground)
Jessica: Khorha, I never knew you could transform into Kagome!
Khorha: It was random! (changes back to gryphon form)
Inuyasha: (looks real confused) How'd you do that?
Khorha: I shape shift.
Jessica: Oh well...scince Kikyou is dead again, we'll have to interveiw you. If you were to choose between bacon and ramen
which would you choose?
Inuyasha: Uhhhn..
**********************8 hours later*************************
All but Inuyasha: ZZzzZZzzZZzz
Inuyasha: Unnnn...
All but Inuyasha: (wake up)
Inuyasha: RAMEN!!!!
All: (anime fall)
Khorha: (jump to feet) You..you...BAKA! Making us wait all that time, AUUUGH!
(two weird characters walk in from back door)
Character 1: C'mon frady cat, it's not so bad!
Character 2: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
All: Look at the direction of characters
Character 1: Let's scram!
Inuyasha and Khorha: (grab characters and pick them up by the collars of their shirts)
Jessica: Now who are you two?
Character 1 &2: We're Fureaneko and Kohkamizu!
Jessica: Now...what are you excactly
Fureaneko: I'm a cat hanyou.
Kohkamizu: And I'm a dog hanyou.
Inuyasha: HEY! You're interveiwing ME!
Jessica: Not no more!
Inuyasha: Then I'll take them out!
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REVEIW REVEIW REVEIW AND REVEIW SOME MORE!!!!!! You decide who will win in the next chapter! What do you want to happen?
Any new characters? I can do them from the following: Card Captor Sakura,
Sailor Moon(I don't watch it anymore), Inuyasha, Poke'mon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Beyblade,
Hamtaro(AHHH), Sonic the Hedgehog, All dragonball series, Super Mario World, Starfox and the Legend
of Zelda!
See ya Next time!
~Jessica
Legal disclaimer: Sadly, I dont own any animes,
and Inu Yasha is one of the many I don't own! But I do own
Khorha, Fureaneko and Kohkamizu!
**********************************************************************
Jessica: Hello, I'm your host for
today, and I'll be hosting the Anime Talk Show! And this is my
co-host, and also the little less important voice in my head,
Khorha!
Khorha: HELLO CROWD!
Crowd: BOOO!! (throws tomatoes at
the psyco gryphon)
Khorha: (gets hit by mutiple tomatoes in eyes)
AHHH!!! IT BURNS! WHERE IS THE SANITY?!?!?
Jessica: I'm the author, I can torcher you in any
way I want to, so HAH! Well anyway, let's meet the guest of this
episode, Kikyou!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (throws sharp objects
and tomatoes at Kikyou)
Khorha: Wooohoooo! erm...cough..sorry!
Kikyou: GAH! WHERE IS THE LOVE?(pulls sharp
objects out of clay skin)
Jessica: Alright, Kikyou, what is it like being...err...clay?
Kikyou: It's fine, except I always have to smooth my skin down and take
souls from dead people to live
Khorha: YEAH SHE'S A CLAY BARBIE DOLL!!! HAH HAH HAH!
Kikyou: You want a fight? You got a fight, birdie!
Khorha: BIRDIE?!? HOW DARE YOU!!!!!(charges at Kikyou)
Crowd: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Jessica: Calm down!
Khorha: DIEEEEEEE!!! (scratches Kikyou)
Kikyou: (clay skin gets bumpy) AUUUGH!
Jessica: (pulls out mega phone labeled mega sound sonic wave blaster 4000) CALM DOWN!!!!!!
(sound blaster is so loud it blasts away half of the crowd and Kikyou's clay skin)
Khorha: MY EARS!!!!!!....sorry...
Kikyou: MY SKIN! MY BEAUTIFUL CLAY SKIN! (Kikyou then melts away)
Crowd: YAAAY!!!
Khorha: (does a weird happy dance)
Jessica: (pulls out gun labeled intergrating gun 40000) hmmm...
Khorha: NOOOOOOOO!!! (charges at Jessica but gets sucked into the sky and is put
on a wheel that says wheel of torcher, where she is spun faster then the speed of sound with the barney theme song playing)
Jessica: Now that she's temporarily gone..(fires gun at puddle of clay and bones)
Gun: ZAAAAP!!!!
Kikyou: (appears out of nowhere) HUH? What? Where?
Crowd: BOOOOO!!!!!!
Khorha: (falls from sky) KYAAAAAA!!!!!
All but Khorha: Huh?
Khorha: (Falls on on all fours) Unnnnggg..HEY! HAPPY EASTER!!! (throws eggs at everyone)
Jessica: Yes, Happy easter, wait...Khorha, where excactly did you get those eggs?
Khorha: The moon!
All but Khorha: THE MOON?!?
Eggs: (hatch into man eating moon monsters which eat the NEW half of the crowd)
Crowd: BOOOO!!!....ERR...AHHHHHHHH!
Jessica: (Pulls out gun labeled disinigrating gun 40000)
Gun: ZZZZZAP!!
Monsters: ROOOOOARRRR!!...uh-oh...(turn into piles of dust)
Kikyou: (blink) Anyone have a spare soul or two?
Khorha: Sure..(pulls out hammer and smacks Kikyou in the head)
Kikyou: (scream of pain) AAAAAUUUGH! (dies)
Jessica: Khorha! You killed Kikyou, good job, but I was about to ask her another question, I
have to take away your video games for a week or do you want me to call in Inuyasha to kill you?
Khorha: HAH! You can't do that! And you can't call in--
Jessica: (snaps fingers and Inuyasha appears)
Khorha: AHHHH!!! RUN AWAY!!!
Inuyasha: (chases Khorha in an attempt to kill her)
Khorha: (shape shifts into a bird) AHHHH!!! EVEN MY SHAPE SHIFTING IS GOING WEIRD!!! NOOOOOO!!
Inuyasha: (grabs Khorha) You will DIE now!
Jessica: Now what will you do?
Khorha: (shape shifts into Kagome) SIT!
Inuyasha: (lets go of Khorha and plummets to the ground)
Jessica: Khorha, I never knew you could transform into Kagome!
Khorha: It was random! (changes back to gryphon form)
Inuyasha: (looks real confused) How'd you do that?
Khorha: I shape shift.
Jessica: Oh well...scince Kikyou is dead again, we'll have to interveiw you. If you were to choose between bacon and ramen
which would you choose?
Inuyasha: Uhhhn..
**********************8 hours later*************************
All but Inuyasha: ZZzzZZzzZZzz
Inuyasha: Unnnn...
All but Inuyasha: (wake up)
Inuyasha: RAMEN!!!!
All: (anime fall)
Khorha: (jump to feet) You..you...BAKA! Making us wait all that time, AUUUGH!
(two weird characters walk in from back door)
Character 1: C'mon frady cat, it's not so bad!
Character 2: DON'T CALL ME THAT!
All: Look at the direction of characters
Character 1: Let's scram!
Inuyasha and Khorha: (grab characters and pick them up by the collars of their shirts)
Jessica: Now who are you two?
Character 1 &2: We're Fureaneko and Kohkamizu!
Jessica: Now...what are you excactly
Fureaneko: I'm a cat hanyou.
Kohkamizu: And I'm a dog hanyou.
Inuyasha: HEY! You're interveiwing ME!
Jessica: Not no more!
Inuyasha: Then I'll take them out!
************************************************************************ ***********************
REVEIW REVEIW REVEIW AND REVEIW SOME MORE!!!!!! You decide who will win in the next chapter! What do you want to happen?
Any new characters? I can do them from the following: Card Captor Sakura,
Sailor Moon(I don't watch it anymore), Inuyasha, Poke'mon, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Beyblade,
Hamtaro(AHHH), Sonic the Hedgehog, All dragonball series, Super Mario World, Starfox and the Legend
of Zelda!
See ya Next time!
~Jessica