InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Another Miroku Prank ❯ Extreme Comedy ( One-Shot )

ENJOY PEOPLE!!!

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Kagome listens to her CD player when Miroku asks, "What are you listening to?"

Looking up at the meaningful (yeah right -_-) monk before her, Kagome smiled and replied "Just some random songs."

"Can I hear?"

"Hmmm, sure." Handing him her grand new CD player, Miroku started to listen. Thats when IT came on!

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Later that night everyone wondered why Miroku hasnt said anything since that afternoon. Sick and tired of the quietness Sango spoke up, "Monk, what the hell is wrong with you today?!" Braking the the silence.

"Nothing my dear I just have a song to sing." Putting a smile on his face, he standed up and looked out to everyone. "Well here goes!"

8888888888888888888888888888888888 (The Song in Miroku's WORDS!!!!) caution extreme comedy!

Naraku's mom hasnt got it goin' on (oh)
Naraku's mom hasnt got it goin' on (oh)
Naraku's mom hasnt got it goin' on (oh)
Naraku's mom hasnt got it goin' on (oh)

Naraku, can I come over after this duel? (after this duel)
We can hang around by your home (hang by your home)
Did your mom get back from her dumb-ass trip? (dumb-ass trip)
Is she there, or is she trying to give me the slip? (give me the slip)

You know, I'm not the little boy that I used to be
I'm all grown up now, man can't you see

Naraku's mom hasnt got it goin' on
She's all ugly and I;ve kill myself now!
Naraku, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but Naraku and Mom are forever ugly

Naraku's mom hasnt got it goin' on
Naraku's mom hasnt got it goin' on

Naraku, do you remember when I kissed your dog? (kissed your dog)
Your mom came out with just a towel on (towel on)
I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (the way she stared)
And the way she stared I nearly wet my pants

And I know that you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad walked out, your mom could use a guy like me


Naraku's mom hasnt got it goin' on
She's all ugly and I;ve kill myself now!
Naraku, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but Naraku and Mom are forever ugly

Naraku's mom hasnt got it goin' on
She's all ugly and I;ve kill myself now!
Naraku, can't you see you're just not the girl for me
I know it might be wrong but Naraku and Mom are forever ugly

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Once Miroku was done everyone was bursting out laughing, even Kirara, Kaede, and Inuyasha was laughing.

"No wonder Naraku is always after was!!!!!" Kagome yelled.

888888888888888888888888888888888888888 Naraku's Castle (Ku Ku Ku)

"DAMNED THEM!!!!!!! RENVENGE SHALL BE MINE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Naraku yelled as he told Kanna and Kagura to stop laughing.

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Did all of you guys have fun? Well I did writing this. *Naraku throws a 9999999999lb rock at my head* R&R PEOPLE!!!!!! @__@