InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ As the Band Plays ❯ Popped like a zit. ( Chapter 8 )
Nazuna opened her eyes and winced at the sunlight beating into her skull. Man... How much had they had before they finally passed out last night? She looked around the room a bit, trying to get reoriented. Sango had fallen asleep on the couch where she had wound up sitting from all of her brooding after what Miroku had said to her. The girl was so obviously in love with him. Why she didn't just admit it was a mystery to Nazuna. Ayame had finally passed out against Kouga, and was currently drooling in his lap.
Nazuna blinked a few times. Where in Sam Hill was Kagome? She sat up suddenly. The girl had been pretty well drunk when Nazuna had passed out... what if Inu Yasha... or... "Oh No!" she yelped and leapt to her feet and rushed to her brother's bedroom.
"Inu Yasha!!!" She pounded on the door, "Have you seen Kagome??? Is she in there???"
Inu Yasha sat up with a start and looked at his sister, "Who, what ....huh?" He raised a brow at her as he got out of bed wearing a pair of red boxers, "Did you lose Kagome ...did ya look outside to see if she is passed out drunk in the yard?"
Nazuna shook her head, "She was too drunk to make it that far. I don't know where she could have gone. She couldn't have left the East wing. Will you please help me look? I don't want to wake the others."
He grabbed a pair of black jeans and pulled them on, "Ok, ok, I will help you." He rubbed his eyes as he walked out into the hall.
Meanwhile, Sesshoumaru had woken up early and disposed of the drunken Kagome's clothes, along with his own, and was lying next to her as naked as the day he was born, with only a sheet to cover them.
Inu Yasha looked at Nazuna, "Did you check to see if she was in Romeo's room?" He pointed to the end of the hall at Sesshoumaru's room.
Nazuna blinked a couple times and looked down the hall back towards the Rec room, "Now why on earth would she be in there?"
Inu Yasha growled, "Not there, dummy, Sesshoumaru's room...you know our older brother," he reached over and knocked on her head, "Hello....anyone in there?"
Nazuna blinked a few times and arched a brow, "In Sesshoumaru's room? The only way he'd be able to get her in there is if she was really, really drunk." She blinked and her eyes widened and looked at Inu Yasha, "Oh no."
Meanwhile, Sesshoumaru had woken up early and disposed of the drunken Kagome's clothes, along with his own, and was lying next to her as naked as the day he was born, with only a sheet to cover them.
Inu Yasha's mouth twisted into a snarl as he marched down the hall and pounded on Sesshoumaru's door, "Open up, you nasty ass, bastard!!!"
Sesshoumaru grumbled, "Go away, I'm busy," he buried his face into the back of Kagome's neck as he held her closer.
Kagome groaned and winced at the loud noise. What the hell was going on? Why did she feel so damn groggy? Why did she feel like she was in bed when the last thing remembered was singing Rubber Ducky with Sango? She winced again at the rumbling noise coming from behind her. She wished that the noises would stop; she was awfully warm...and comfy…
Nazuna stood beside Inu Yasha nervously chewing on her fingernails, "C'mon, Sesshoumaru, we have a -- WAIT WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ARE BUSY??"
Inu Yasha growled and backed up, using his shoulder to knock the door open. He stood there in shock as he saw Kagome in bed with his brother, very naked. Inu Yasha turned his head as Sesshoumaru sat up in bed.
"What the fuck is your problem, little brother?? I told you I was busy!!" Sesshoumaru screamed at him as he pulled the sheet up around Kagome's neck.
Kagome winced and covered her ears, whimpering at the loud noises. What was all the commotion? It sounded like a stampede going through a tin yard. She squirmed a bit trying to get a grip. Wait a minute... she could begin to make out words in the stampede, and... Why was the bed moving and her warmth disappearing? Kagome reluctantly peeled an eye open, and looked dumbfounded at Inu Yasha. She reached up and stretched and began to roll over, assuming he had just been coming in to wake her up, but as she rolled over she found her nose at a very firm, very bare thigh. Her eyes flew open and she sat up suddenly, "NANI??" She yelped leaping out of the bed.
Inu Yasha looked to Nazuna, "Get her some clothes, and if you don't mind, I'm going back to bed." Inu Yasha stomped down the hall and into his room, slamming and locking the door. Sesshoumaru looked at Kagome and smiled, "Come back to bed, Kagome, and get some more rest, "He patted the bed, "You were sleeping so good until that damn brat woke you."
Kagome stood agape staring at Sesshoumaru before realizing she was naked. She yelped and covered herself as best as she could with her hands.
Nazuna stood at the wall blinking trying to get grips on what just happened, "Sesshoumaru... did you ... and Kagome... have SEX?????"
Sesshoumaru smiled as he sat up, "Nazuna, how about you help Kagome get dressed and then get her some breakfast while I get dressed?" He leaned over and picked up his bath robe and tossed it to Kagome, "Put that on for now."
Kagome looked at Nazuna and Nazuna looked at her before hustling her out of the room. As soon as Kagome was out of there she stopped and turned around looking at Nazuna, "Nazuna, I-I swear I don't remember anything that happened!" Nazuna nodded slightly, but looked at her warily, "I believe you, but my main thing to ask is, did you two use protection?" Kagome looked at her and nearly burst into tears, "I-I don't know! I can't remember anything after I stumbled into the hallway looking for--" she trailed off suddenly and she looked at the door to Inu Yasha's room. "Oh..." she whispered silently.
Nazuna saw this and picked this up quickly, "Oh!" Kagome began to blush but then she started to cry, "Oh Nazuna, I can't remember anything!" Nazuna wrapped her arms around her shoulders, "Oh come on. Let's get you dressed." she said as she tugged the girl down the hall, all the while thinking; 'I'm going to KILL you, Sesshoumaru!'
Sesshoumaru got up and quickly got dressed and came strolling out of his room about 15 minutes later only to meet a rather pissed off Inu Yasha.
"You no good, dirty bastard!! You took advantage of her while she was drunk!!"
Sesshoumaru smirked as he walked past him, pulling his hair into a ponytail, "Inu, I have no idea what your talking about."
Inu Yasha lost in at that point and gave Sesshoumaru a good left hook to the stomach, "You fucking prick, I should kill you!!!"
Sesshoumaru stumbled back and hit the wall and glared at his brother, "Watch it, little brother, or your left hand will be like your right!" Sesshoumaru growled out in warning.
Sango stumbled out of the living room and into the hallway at the commotion and groaned, "Wh-what's going on out here?"
Kouga and Miroku followed close behind her, "Oh shit!!" Kouga ran past her to grab a hold of Inu Yasha,
"Can't you guys not try to kill each other for one fucking day?!!! Geez!" Miroku yelled at both of them.
Inu Yasha fought against Kouga, "Let me go, I wanna rip his head off!!"
Sesshoumaru stood there glaring at his little brother, "I think you just need to get laid, Inu, that's where all that hostility comes from." Sesshoumaru smirked as he walked past Sango and Miroku.
Inu Yasha growled and slumped against the wall, "That asshole."
Ayame peeked over Sango's shoulder to look at Inu Yasha, "What happened, Inu-baby?"
Inu Yasha slid down the wall until he was sitting on the floor with his arms thrown over his knees, "Its nothing, just go away."
Kouga looked at the girls, "Ok, girls, leave, its guy time, so go do whatever it is that you do."
Sango and Ayame ran back into the room but sat down and stayed very quiet to hear what was going on.
Miroku walked up and kneeled down beside Inu Yasha. "What the hell is going on?" Miroku asked.
Inu Yasha looked up at his friends and whispered, in vain however as Sango and Ayame still heard, "Sess fucked Kagome last night."
The guys looked stunned. "You're kidding?" Miroku stated very surprised while Kouga stood there dumbfounded.
Inu Yasha shook his head, "Me and Nazuna found them naked in bed this morning."
Kouga blinked "Together?"
Inu Yasha scowled, "No, Kagome was on the couch, and Sess was in his bed ...of course together, you fucking dumb ass!!" Inu Yasha shouted at him losing his temper.
Ayame gasped and looked at Sango who sat there looking confused, "Kagome had sex with Sesshoumaru? But I thought she liked Inu Yasha!"
Sesshoumaru sat outside on the front deck smoking a cigarette smirking, 'I will teach that brat to fuck with me.'
Meanwhile, with the others:
"I don't think they did it, Yash, I mean seriously, Kagome isn't like that," Kouga said as he watched the hurt play across his friends face.
"Yeah, he is right, I'm sure it's just a misunderstanding," Miroku said placing a hand on Inu Yasha's shoulder.
Inu Yasha just shrugged "She was three sheets to the wind guys ...you could still smell the alcohol on her this morning."
Kagome and Nazuna came out of the room, Nazuna's arms around Kagome as they walked out and down the hall, away from the boys.
Inu Yasha looked over at them, "Is she ok, Nazuna?"
Nazuna looked over her shoulder at Inu Yasha and looked at him gravely, indicating to the girls trembling shoulders, and shook her head as she guided Kagome into the kitchen and sat her down.
Inu Yasha scowled and looked at the others whose faces matched his, "I'm gonna kick his ass ....that mother fucker is gonna pay!!" Inu Yasha shouted.
Two cheers came from there right, where Ayame and Sango stood looking furious. "I say we stab his nuts with the bristle end of a dog brush, until they pop like pimples!" Ayame yelled in a rare show of hostility.
All the guys flinched at that and said, "OWWWW!!!" at the same time.
"Ayame, you're sadistic," Kouga said as he looked at her.
Ayame waved her hand, "Yea, yea, now get me the dog brush."
"I say we talk to Kagome and see if she remembers anything," Miroku suggested and Kouga nodded, "Sounds like a good idea."
Ayame grumbled, "I still want that hairbrush."
Inu Yasha growled and stood up, "Fuck the damn hairbrush," he stomped into his room and pulled a katana down from the wall and headed outside to where Sesshoumaru was.
Sango's eyes flew open, "NAZUNA!!!!! You better get out of here!" She yelled and raced out to see the action.
Kouga and Miroku ran after Inu Yasha, trying to stop him but, he was beyond pissed now, and pushed them off of him, causing them to fall to the ground.
Sesshoumaru saw him coming out of the corner of his eye and continued to sit there calmly, "Little brother, put that down before you get hurt."
Inu Yasha brought the blade up to Sesshoumaru's neck, "Tell me what happened, and I mean now!!" he applied pressure to the sword causing it to draw blood.
Ayame scowled and stood behind Inu Yasha looking positively furious.
Sesshoumaru blinked, his eyes settling on the others, "Fine, I fucked her up into the early morning," He said with a smirk.
"Go ahead and cut off his head, we will say it was self defense!" Miroku growled out.
Inu Yasha snarled and applied more pressure to his neck. Sesshoumaru felt the steel bite into his neck and began to sweat, "Ok, ok, I didn't touch her ok...she stumbled into my room and she was drunk. She puked earlier this morning and I got her out of her dirty clothes but unfortunately for me, I got it on me too, so I got undressed and laid down next to her. That was it nothing else happened," Sesshoumaru looked at Inu Yasha, "I swear, little brother, that's all...if you don't believe me, check the dirty clothes hamper."
Sango looked at Ayame as Nazuna ran out onto the porch just in time to hear that, "SESSHOUMARU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" she bellowed.
Inu Yasha looked back at Nazuna, lowering the sword from Sesshoumaru's neck, "Nazuna, how's Kagome?"
Nazuna looked at Inu Yasha, "Tell you what, you go mop up the floor that's soaked with her tears, and I'll mop up this moron's ass!" She yelled as she stormed over and grabbed Sesshoumaru by the hair.
Sesshoumaru looked up at his little sister, "Its a misunderstanding, Nazuna," Inu Yasha smirked as he tapped her on the shoulder, "He didn't do anything, Nazuna, he couldn't get it up." With that said, he sheathed the sword and walked into the house. Inu Yasha heard the others laugh at his remark and Sesshoumaru yelling, telling them to shut up. He walked into the living room and saw Kagome; she looked so sad. "Kagome," he said as he approached her with a concerned look on his face.
Kagome looked up at him and her hand flew up to her mouth, "Inu Yasha, I-I'm sorry!" she exclaimed.
Inu Yasha smiled sadly, "No reason to be sorry, nothing happened, Kagome...Sess admitted it just a minute ago."
Kagome looked up at him, a bit wide-eyed, "Really??"
He nodded, "You got sick last night after you went into his room and he undressed you so you wouldn't have to sleep in puke covered clothes."
Kagome jumped up and threw her arms around him, laughing in relief, "Oh my gods! Thank you!"
Inu Yasha laughed and patted her on the back, "You're welcome, Kagome."
Kagome pulled back suddenly and looked down at the ground, blushing, "Err... Inu Yasha?"
He raised a brow, "What is it, Kagome?"
She rubbed the back of her neck, "W-well... I don't remember much from last night... but I do remember I was heading for someone's room, and it wasn't Sesshoumaru's..."
Inu Yasha looked at her, tilting his head, "Nazuna's room, maybe?"
Kagome shook her head, scratching her ear, "N-no...."
"Then who's...."He blinked "Ohhhh...." Inu Yasha blushed a bit and lowered his eyes to the floor.
Kagome looked down and bit her lip, "Gomen nasai, Inu-kun."
He waved a hand at her, "Its ok...either way, if I was you, I would lay off the booze, ok?" Inu Yasha turned to go back to his room, "I'm gonna lay down my hand hurts like hell."
Kagome stopped him, "Wait!" She blinked and blushed at her outburst and stammered a bit, "err.... ummm... eh... What I mean is... ermmm..."
He stopped and looked over his shoulder at her. His black hair hung in his face as his dark eyes scanned hers, "What is it, Kagome?"
Kagome stammered blankly for a few moments then bit her lip and shook her head, "Nothing… never mind, I hope you feel better…"
Inu Yasha smiled slightly and turned around to walk off to his room.
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Nazuna was outside slapping and punching the hell out of Sesshoumaru, "YOU DIRTY, FILTHY, SCUMBAG!!!"
Sesshoumaru whined, "Nazuna, stop it, for the love of God!"
Miroku and Kouga's laughter rang through the house as they watched her hit Sesshoumaru.
Nazuna brought her heel up and brought it down hair, her spiked heel landing just inches away from his nuts, "NOT UNTIL YOU MAKE IT UP TO KAGOME!"
Sesshoumaru blinked and began to sweat, "What do you want me to do?"
Kouga and Miroku turned their backs onto the soon to be gruesome scene, "I don't want to watch a man get castrated," Miroku said.
Kouga nodded "I don't either"
Nazuna glared at him, "Become her doting servant! Like Jaken is to you!"
Sesshoumaru glared, "I will not! I am Tsukino! I bow down to no one!"
She raised her 3 inch spiked heel into the air and leaned forward getting ready to bring her foot down, "Oh really?
"Nazuna, if you do, I promise to make Inu Yasha's life a living hell!" Sesshoumaru said with a warning tone, "You know I will do it, too."
Nazuna smiled wickedly, "And just think of what I can do to you, Ayame, go get the dog brush." Ayame beamed and hopped off to go get it as Nazuna lowered her foot and glared at her brother.
Sesshoumaru jumped up and ran like hell, "You gotta catch me first!!!" He ran into the house and down the hall way. Seeking the safety of his room, he made a dive for the door and locked himself in, "Dear god, she is relentless." He walked across his room, moving a big heavy chair and propped it in front of the door and sat down. Sesshoumaru ran a hand through his hair and sighed, "She is just like mother I swear." Sesshoumaru sat there, smoking a cigarette, trying to calm his nerves, "I'm never pulling a stunt like that ever again."
A shifting movement came from the corner of his room and Kagome stepped out of the shadows, into his view, cutting off his access to the door.
Kagome looked at him blankly, "A stunt like what, Sessy-kun?"
Sesshoumaru looked over at Kagome and paled, "Listen, Kagome, I'm sorry, I meant no harm, honest ...I mean I wouldn't mind going out with you, you're rather pleasing to the eyes...but I'm sorry," he lowered his eyes to the floor, "I fucked things up and I'm sorry"
Kagome folded her arms over her chest and looked at him, "Pleasing to the eye?"
He looked up at her, "You're pretty is what I mean...a lot prettier than that Kikyou whore," Sesshoumaru put out his cigarette, "If you're gonna kill me, do so now, but know I am sorry."
Kagome arched a brow and tossed him bathrobe, "I just came to return this." She shrugged and began to walk out, "Oh... and Sess?"
Sesshoumaru looked up at her "Yes Kagome-chan?"
She smiled over at him, "You are very warm and comfortable."
He smiled "And so were you, Kagome, I enjoyed having you next to me." Sesshoumaru rubbed his neck, "Maybe we can do it again sometime ....on better circumstances."
Kagome smiled slightly and nodded walking back out into the hall.