InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ As the Band Plays ❯ Interrogation Team ( Chapter 11 )

Ok I should have done this a LOOOOONG time ago, but …well… to tell you the honest to god's truth, I'm lazier than shit. Lmao. Ok well here goes.

Kwiksilver: Yea, the fic kinda started out pretty shaky but I hope we are picking it up. ^_^;

LoupeyLady: lol thank you, we try. ^_^

MIstikal_Dragon: Yea I don't know what the hell we were doing at the beginning of the story. This actually just came out like a brain fart and from there we are trying to shape a plot into it. XD Kinda crazy, ne? lol I promise, we'll try to make more sense in the future.

Grr: lol We update as fast as we can.

Nagasaki: Hey gurl! I love your reviews; you're just all over my fic boards. Lol don't worry it's inu/kag but it is gonna be kinda wavy from time to time. ^_^ thanks for your reviews!!

Zero Saotome: lol I'll try and see if they are selling one on EBay. XD

SeeKer34: ok will try and update faster, we're just pouring our energies to another one of our fics at the moment: Falling for the Baby Sitter.

Lady_le_fay: lol we are we are!!! Just not as much as we are on Anime Spiral @_@; yea I'm kinda bad about that. ^_^;

Ang3lic_pl4ya: lol you are another one of our treasured reviewers (however rightwing) and I'm glad you are so anxious to read our work!

Lemony Fresh: lol ok will try to do.

Ang3lic_pl4ya: lol chill! We are doing it inu/kag lol.

Flamer: You know, I actually do appreciate your review. Not that I hate praise, I mean, who does? But I like the fact that you took the time to point out some things that are wrong with our fic. Yea, at first I was kinda, protective mother my child is best kinda attitude style, but I am glad that you took the time to review this. You're right a lot of my characters WERE waaaaaaaay ooc. That's kinda what my m.o. is a lot of the time, and I need to get out of that habit. I tried to shape up my characters a bit in my latest chapter and I hope I did a fairly decent job. :S Thank you for your review, and your criticism.

Flamer: lol and it is Inu/kag

Lady_le_fay: lol, thanks hon, I'm glad you like it!

Zero Saotome: lol thank you! Will update ASAP

LemonyFresh: it is inu/kag but it is gonna be shaky like that for a while.

Lady_le_fay: lolwe update as much as we can, but it's still not as much as we'd like. GOMEN!!

Inu-inu Youkai: lol thank you so much but I think I would have a hard time writing it if I was riddled with bullet holes.

Koko_lyoko: lol ok we write more -kicks Bryan's butt out of bed.-

Sesy_youkai: lol then encourage them to review too!!! Lol. Thank you for your review and praise. ^_^

Flamer: YAY!! Another review from the flamer!!! XD that sounds soooo much like an oxymoron. XD anyway. I'm glad you like the improvement. We tried really hard to kick everyone's ass into OOC. As you can see, I only use actual characters from the show (for those of you who don't know who Nazuna is, think Spider Heads and the first time Inu Yasha turned human. Ayame…well she's the wolf chick that comes in later on in the story.) lol and there are lots to choose from. I would like to make a request for you to check out my other fics and give me your opinion. ~.^ I like hearing from you because you give me good ideas on what to kick my ass into gear on. I hate the army but I have to say that I really want to be all I can be on these stories, and Bryan, my co-writer feels the same way.^_^ thank you.

Zero Saotome: Yea, hentai, ecchi, lecherous,…pretty much describes them, ne? lol. And don't worry. Lemon will be later on. But I hope you people are reading this for the story and not just the lemon. @_@. PERVERTS.-gets a hypocrite sign stamped on her forhead- X_X. XD

Also, for all the readers of this story, I would like to point out that I am not the only writer of this story. Bryan Parsons has done just as much of the creative work as I have. You see, we roleplay it out first, Bryan acting as all the guys, and me acting as all the girls, then I record and convert it while doing this, which results in the product of what you see here. ^_^ . And if you like our writing style, please check out our other fics:

A Family Tragically Reunited

Unhappy Anniversary

Turning the Tables

Falling for the Baby Sitter

I, myself have written other fics however by myself:

Listen to the Wind

Down By the Bay(based on a book by Katherine Applegate)

Ok enough author chatter, 98% of you guys don't read this part anyway, on with the story!!!

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Sesshoumaru reached for the door handle and tried twisting it, finding it unlocked. Inu Yasha cleaned up the mess he had just made and laid on his bed, naked, when Sesshoumaru walked into his room. Sesshoumaru looked at him and then turned his head quickly. "Get some God damned clothes on, Inu!" he yelled.

Inu Yasha rolled his eyes and covered himself up in a sheet. "I told you to stay out didn't I?"

Nazuna stopped in the hallway and paused at the door where her brother's were arguing. Her eyes drifted to the wadded towel covered in a white, sticky substance in a few areas, then to Inu Yasha's naked body, covered only by a sheet. She grimaced and threw her hands in front of her face, "Aw! Oh man!" She exclaimed. "Please tell me you did not do what I think you did."

Inu Yasha and Sesshoumaru looked at her.

"What the hell are you rambling about, Nazuna?" Inu Yasha asked. "And why is everyone in my business today?"

Nazuna shook her head. "Man... What is with my brothers and boning Kagome? I mean come on, man! Inu Yasha, please tell me I wont become an aunt anytime soon. Please, please, tell me those Trojans went to good use!"

Inu Yasha went red all over and pulled the sheet over his head. "I didnt even touch Kagome," he mumbled.

Sesshoumaru smirked. "So you didn't have the balls to touch her huh? Figures."

Inu Yasha growled from under the blanket. "Get the hell out of my room now!" he ordered.

Nazuna arched a brow. "Did Kagome force herself on you?!?!?!" She yelped in surprise.

"Hell no...Just leave me alone would ya?" her younger brother said with a sigh.

Sesshoumaru smiled as he grabbed Nazuna by the arm, leading her out. "Come on, Nazuna, Inu and his hand needs some privacy."

Inu Yasha pulled a pillow over his head "Mother Fucker, you're so fucking dead!" he grumbled into his pillow.

Nazuna blushed as red as a tomato. "I am ashamed to call you guys family." she muttered stalking down the hall with him.

A while later, Kagome, having given up on the search for the rest of the girls, changed into a dark green shirt and a white button up top. She walked up to Inu Yasha's door and knocked on it gently. 'I hope he's feeling better,' she thought to herself.

"Go away," Inu Yasha mumbled, "I don't need you to tease me anymore, Sess."

Kagome opened the door a bit and stepped in, "It's me." She walked over to him and perched on the edge of his bed, frowning. "I told him not to fight with you." She sighed and tugged the sheet down away from his face. "How are you feeling?" She smiled up at him, dropping her hand down to rest on his abdomen.

He looked at her with a slight blush on his face. "I...I am fine..." he said as he licked his lips nervously.

Kagome smiled gently and shifted her hand. "You're red, are you sure you're ok?"

Inu Yasha bit his lip. "Yeah, yeah, I'm fine." He fidgeted on the bed nervously. "Thanks for checking on me."

Kagome tilted her head to the side. "Yeah, it's no problem." She glanced around his room and arched a brow. "Don't you ever clean your room?"

He blushed darker. "Yeah, on occasion." He sat up and pulled the sheet up with him.

Kagome notice the towel bunched up on the floor then looked to him sitting in bed. A soft blush tinged her cheeks as she put two and two together, "Oh..."

Inu Yasha growled to himself "Ok, ok, call me a pervert I don't care!" He threw his hands up in the air and banged his head against the headboard.

She picked his hands up gently and held them in her own, "No... That's not..." she blushed slightly. "I mean..." She forced herself to look him in the eye. "You aren't a pervert."

He looked at for a moment then lowered his eyes. "Still it...it's not good to do...well, ya know what I mean."

Kagome smirked wryly, "Why because God kills a kitten every time you do it?"

Inu Yasha laughed at that. "Never heard it put that way before."

She smiled, "Well then, what is it? Is it because you do it by yourself?"

Inu Yasha turned bright red. "I'm 17 and I'm still a ..." he broke off what he was saying and looked out the window, "Never mind..." he said

She looked up at him, and then leaned forward, kissing the corner of his mouth gently, and whispered softly to him, "So am I."

Inu Yasha nodded. "I know you are, you don't seem like...you know...the type to do things like that."

Kagome smirked and ran a finger down his chest, and tugged at the sheets teasingly, looking up at him through sultry lashes. "You'd be surprised at what I seem like."

Inu Yasha pulled the sheet tighter to him. "Kagome, no," he said. "Not like I wouldn't like to, but I'm still hurt from that bitch Kikyou." Inu Yasha sighed. "Give me time ...maybe later on."

Kagome nodded slowly, "I understand." She leaned against the wall, looking over at him. "I'm sorry."

"No need to be sorry, I'm flattered, really." He smiled at her and moved over closer to her so he could put an arm around her shoulders.

She leaned against him and closed her eyes, smiling gently, "I'm glad I can make you smile."

He snorted. "Yeah, yeah." Inu Yasha laughed as he looked at her face "Your so funny looking I can't help but laugh." He smiled and nudged her ribs.

Kagome bit his chest gently, "Don't insult a tired, horny person. They may decide to get a tad bit kinkier then most are willing to go..." she mumbled as she trailed off into a tired yawn.

Inu Yasha leaned his head on hers. "Scary…"He yawned and closed his eyes.

She smiled slightly and cuddled up to him, wrapping her arms around his waist, "I'm going to sleep now..."

He nodded. "Me too...'' Inu Yasha yawned again, leaning on her shoulder.

She smiled again and drifted off, true to her word.

Inu Yasha fell asleep and began to snore lightly, his hair hanging in his face and head nodding forward and back.

Nazuna bounded down the hall a few hours later with Sango hot on her tail. They peered into the game room. "Kouga? Miroku? Have you guys seen Kagome?" Sango inquired.

Kouga and Miroku shook their heads no. "Why, haven't you girls seen her?" Miroku asked.

Nazuna shook her head. "Not for a while, now." She turned to her eldest brother. "Sess? Anything?"

Sesshoumaru looked up from his magazine and shrugged. "I haven't seen her for a while now."

She scowled suddenly, "Wait a second, where's my other pain in the ass relative?"

Sesshoumaru shrugged. "Who gives a damn as long as he isn't bothering me."

She groaned and bounded off to go find him, Sango hot on her heels.

Sesshoumaru, being curious, followed the girls down the hall, as did Miroku and Kouga.

"They wouldn't? Would they?" Kouga asked Miroku.

He just shrugged. "You never know, Kouga, you never know."

Kagome yawned and cuddled closer to the warmth that was enveloping her. Something soft was brushing her nose, and she giggled at the sensation. She opened her eyes slowly then shut them almost immediately again.

'This is a dream. A very real... very firm... very, very arousing dream...' she groaned inwardly and peeled her eyes open again. During their sleep, Kagome had wiggled under the blanket and was currently pressed firmly against Inu Yasha's hard body, his breath making her hair dance with each hot puff of breeze.

Inu Yasha threw his leg over her hip and hugged her close as he snored softly.

Kagome blushed hotly and willed herself not to look down. She curled against his body, trying to make her body less noticeable to him. Her face rested against his bare chest and her hands were clamped around his waist.

Inu Yasha grunted and shifted in his sleep. His eyes opened for a brief moment and looked around. "Huh? What?"

He looked beside of him and saw Kagome. He swallowed hard and closed his eyes quickly and acted like he was asleep.

The girl blushed at his movements as her hips moved closer against his. She let out a strangled groan and squeezed her eyes shut tightly.

Inu Yasha swallowed hard and tried to lay as still as possible, pretending to be asleep.

She groaned again as she tried to push gently away with her upper body, only to find that that thrust her hips against his more in the end. A gasp elicited from her lips and her arms went slack, as she fell back against his chest, trembling.

Miroku and the others were standing outside Inu Yasha's door. "Ummm, who is going in?" Miroku whispered.

Kouga shook his head. "Not me, I like living too much," he said in a hushed tone. Sesshoumaru stepped forward and knocked on the door. "Inu Yasha, open this door at once," he demanded.

Kagome's eyes flew open and she yelped slightly at the sudden noise. For the third time since she had woken up, her hips were ground against his, this time gaining a full moan and whimper from the girl.

Inu Yasha sat up with a start and glared at the door "Go to hell Sesshoumaru!"

Sesshoumaru took this as a welcome, please come in, cause that's just what he did. He looked over to the girl and boy in bed. "Well, well, little brother," he said with a sly smirk as all the others stood there with their mouths hanging open.

Nazuna and Sango peered over the boys shoulders and yelped at the same time. "Kagome?!!?"

The girl in question laughed nervously, and though she was the clothed one, hiked the blanket up higher.

Inu Yasha growled. "ALL OF YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM!!" he yelled and pointed out towards the hall. Sesshoumaru put on a blank expression on his face and stood there defiantly. "That's no way to treat your guests, Inu Yasha."

Nazuna grabbed Kouga and Sango grabbed Miroku, hauling them out of the room. "Onii-san needs to have a `birds and the bees' talk with Inu Yasha," she grumbled.

Sesshoumaru looked at Inu Yasha. "Do we honestly need to have this talk?"

Inu Yasha glared at his older brother. "Get the hell out, before I throw you out!"

Sesshoumaru raised a brow at his brother's tone. "Calm down, Inu, or I will take you to have you fixed."

Kagome's eyes flashed between the two brothers and found herself curling against Inu Yasha, away from Sesshoumaru's dangerous glare.

Inu Yasha cracked his neck. "If you want to talk, at least let Kagome get out of here," he said as he glared at Sesshoumaru's smug look.

Sesshoumaru nodded. "Kagome, you may leave."

The girl looked up at Inu Yasha cautiously. "Are you gonna be ok?" she whispered.

Inu Yasha nodded. "Yeah just get out of here, Kagome."

She slid out of the bed and straightened her clothes as she dashed into the hall.

Sesshoumaru closed the door and looked at his little brother. "Tell me you didn't do what I think you did, and if you did, you used protection."

Inu Yasha gripped the sheets in his good hand. "Sess, I didn't do a thing, I swear."

Sesshoumaru cast him a doubtful expression. "I swear, you better not have gotten that girl pregnant."

Inu Yasha growled. "I didn't touch her, GOD DAMN IT!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.

All three girls out in the hall jumped, as well as Ayame who was trudging down the stairs to find out what all the commotion was.

Sesshoumaru walked out of his brother's room and walked past the girls and down stairs. Inu Yasha got out of bed and pulled on his boxers and then a pair of jean shorts. He fell back onto the bed with his feet still touching the floor and laid there, staring at the ceiling.

The girls pounced on her and started firing question after question at her until she finally waved her hands and screamed, "STOP!!!" All was silent and she took a relieved breath.

"Thank you. Now, if you will listen, I did not do anything with Inu Yasha, we just fell asleep, and the only reason he was ... um... like that, was because he still hadn't gotten dressed from the shower. I swear, I was on top of the sheet when I fell asleep."

All the girls looked at her doubtfully, and she groaned.

Inu Yasha got up from his bed and walked out into the hall. He was still shirtless and his hair a mess from where he was asleep before. "I need food," he grumbled as he walked past the girls.

Unfortunately for him, the guys were in the kitchen.

"So Inu Yasha how was..." Miroku started when Inu Yasha shot him a death glare that made him shut his mouth.

Sango peeked around the corner of the kitchen, having snuck off from the interrogation posse that was still attacking Kagome. She tiptoed into the room and leaned against the counter. "So, Lover Boy is she any good?" she inquired, bouncily.

Inu Yasha turned and glared at the girl. "I ... I mean we didn't do anything, and the next person to ask me that, dies a horrible death," he said in a dangerous tone as he glared around the room at his friends.

Miroku, who had his mouth open to ask, got a hand slapped over it as Kouga shook his head, signaling him to shut the hell up.

Moments later, what sounded like a stampede of wild rhinos, came thundering down the hall. Kagome dashed into the kitchen and threw all the locks, effectively locking the interrogation team out.

She smiled and sighed in relief, and wiped her forehead, but when she turned around and saw Sango, Miroku, Kouga, and Inu Yasha, she screamed.

Inu Yasha jumped back at the scream, while all the others just stared at her like she was nuts.

"Now what?" Inu Yasha asked.

Sango leapt back over to Kagome, latching onto her like a leech, sucking her dry for information. Kagome, finally fed up, threw her arms in the air.

"I FUCKED HIM TILL THE MARROW IN HIS BONES BOILED, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!"

Sango and the two girls outside went deathly silent.

Inu Yasha fell back against the counter. "Huh?! WHAT?!" he yelled, "I sure as hell don't remember this!"

She stalked over to Inu Yasha and slapped a hand over his mouth, a dangerous glint in her eyes, and a crazy vein throbbing in her temple. "Do you want me to refresh your memory with a repeat of our earlier activities?" she purred seductively, and rubbed her body against his.

Inu Yasha cocked a brow at her, and then scowled down at her, and thought about biting her hand.

Miroku and Kouga chimed in. "Ohhhh, lovers spat..."

Kouga batted his eyelashes in a girly fashion, which made Miroku keel over laughing.

Sesshoumaru looked at the pair, and then back to Inu Yasha. "Are they gay?" he asked, pointing to Miroku and Kouga.

They glared at Sesshoumaru and flipped him off.

"See, they want me now. Good God, what has this world come to?" Sesshoumaru questioned dramatically and looked up towards the ceiling as if looking for answers.

Kagome laughed at the two on the floor, and then turned back to Inu Yasha, smiling thankfully. "Just kidding," she said, and leaned up kissing his cheek as she walked past the still paralyzed Sango.

Inu Yasha rolled his eyes as he grabbed an apple from the table and went back upstairs to his room and slamming the door with extreme force.

Nazuna growled and pounded on his wall. "STOP SLAMMING THE DAMN DOORS!!!"

Inu Yasha growled and opened his door and slammed it again just for spite.

Kouga looked up at the ceiling. "Oh, he is pissed."

Miroku nodded. "Really pissed..."

Sango and Ayame sat down at the table with the two boys to hide out from the rage of Inu Yasha, having been experienced in the matter. Kagome, however, was still new to the concept, and trudged up the stairs to knock softly on the door.

"Go away!" Inu Yasha demanded harshly. "If you don't, I will crack your head open!"

The girl pondered this for a moment, and then opened the door. "That definitely would not be pleasant," she said peeking around the doorframe.

Inu Yasha snorted. "Go away for right now, Kagome," he said as politely as Inu Yasha could say.

She arched a brow and folded her arms over her chest. "I just came to tell you that there is a new challenge. It's going to take place in about an hour, so prepare yourself."

Kagome bounded downstairs to go inform the others of her wicked, wicked plan.