InuYasha Fan Fiction ❯ Ask Kagome!!! ❯ Chapter 2 ( Chapter 2 )

Disclaimer: Do I really have to do this?

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Moon: Welcome to Ask Kagome!!

Yuyuhakgirl: Ditto!

[Shippou runs in]

Yuyuhakgirl: SHIPPOU!!! [Runs over to Shippou and gives him a loving death hug]

Shippou: Ack! C-cant bre-breath need a-ir.

[Kagome runs over and pries shippou from Yuyuhakgirls' hands.]

Kagome: Shippou are you all right?

Shippou: Yes, Im ok.

Moon: -_-0

[Rest of Inuyasha cast walks in]

Moon: Now that everyone is here, lets start the question asking! [Pulls out note cards]

[every one is scared to death except for Yuyuhakgirl and Moon]

Moon: our first question is from inuyasha-lovers and their question is for [reads note card] well I think its for you Kagome,

Kagome: [Sarcastically] Oh goody.

Moon: Well their question is: WHY WONT YOU JUST KISS OR JUMP INUYASHA?

Kagome: o.O Well um, I um, I don't know! Why would I want to anyway! [Thinks] If I could only tell the truth that I love inuyasha and want to grow old with him and live with him forever, but moon said that if I told the truth the plot would be ruined…

Inuyasha: [Is Crying inside] Well I feel the same way! [Thinks] I LOVE YOU KAGOME!

Everyone else: -_-0

Moon: Ok next question! [Reads] ok the next question is from GeminiElf and her question reads: I have a question for Inuyasha. I'm a girl. So, if we switched, and Inu was in my body, and I was in his for a day, what would Inuyasha do in my body?

Inuyasha: Well Lets see. [Thinks] I know! I woul-

Miroku: [Cuts Inuyasha off] I know what I would do in a girl's body!

Inuyasha: THIS ISNT YOUR QUESTION ITS MINE SO BUZZ OFF!

Miroku: [Runs away]

Inuyasha: Ok as I was saying, I would roam around the human world and cause terror in every one and get all the ramen in the world!

Sango: Well at least he's being truthful.

Shippou and Kagome: Yup.

Moon:Ok this next question is from Lyingeyes911 and their question is: Why don't you just kiss inuyasha? You've had enough opertunities!!! Damn! I would be on freaking 2nd base with him by now!! Don't be soooo stiff! You too Inuyasha!! You're stiffer than a steel pole!! Get a back-bone puppy!!

Inuyasha: IM NOT STIFF!

Kagome: HOW MANY OF THESE QUESTIONS ARE THERE GONNA BE!

Yuyuhakgirl: GIVE US AN ANSWER YOU TWO IT'S YOUR JOB!

Moon: QUIT TALKING IN CASPS! Now Answer the question already!

Inuyasha: since you people are bothering us with theses questions, here! [grabs kagome and hugs her] THRE!

[Kagome blushes]

Everyone else: Awwwwwww!

Moon: Ok Next! This one isn't a question its more like an offer. But any way its from animegirl411 and it reads: Dear Sango, My sister will take the perverted monk off your hands.

Sango: That would be great but we really need Miroku around to keep us company and suck up all the bad demons.

Miroku: Aww Sango you care! [Walks over to Sango] [Looks into her eyes while his unseen hand goes behind her] [Moves his face closer to hers] Sango…

Sango: Miroku.. EEP! [Hits miroku over the head with Hiraikotsu.] YOU LETCHER! [Walks away]

Miroku: @.@

Moon: He was asking for it….

[Everyone agrees except Miroku]

Moon: The next question is for Kagome and its from Itsukami Urokum and it says : Kagome, may i give Inu-Chan a doggie treat? what do you think his reaction would be? *Hands Inuyasha a pail of treats.*

Kagome: Yes you may.

Inuyasha: [Takes pail] [Sniffes it] [Takes one out and eats it] Hmmmm..

Kagome: So wats it taste like?

Inuyasha: [eats another] Chicken with the occasional bit of raccoon. [eats another]

Yuyuhakgirl: OOOOO This ones from me! CAN SHIPPOU MARRY ME!!!!!!!!!!!

Moon: Ok!

Shippou: NOOOOO!

Moon: Let me go find a guy that will marry a couple against their will! [Runs off stage]

Yuyuhakgirl: [pulls out a small tux for shippou to wear and slips it on over his head] [Runs into dressing room to get changed into her wedding gown]

Moon: [returns with Yami 4m yugioh] This is the only guy I could find.

Yuyuhakgirl: [returns wearing wedding gown] Ok Im ready! [Picks up Shippou]

Yami: [marries them]

Yuyuhakgirl: [Gives Shippou a big kiss and runs off stage with him]

Shippou: NOOO!!!! SAVE ME!!!! HELLLLLLP!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Inuyasha: I wonder what their kids will look like.

Everyone: -_-0

Moon: Ok we have time for one more and it's a dare for Kagome and Inuyasha,

And its from K005, it reads: I dare Kagome and Inuyasha to french kiss for a whole 5 minuts or more then say if they liked it or not

[Sess. Is off stage listening closely] [Evil grin] [Unsheathes tensaiga and runs toward patents grave]

Moon: [Gets timer and pushes Inu and Kag together] ready set [stops and pushes their heads together] go! [pushes their lips together]

[Sess. Walks in with revived inus parents and tells them to look at inuyasha]

Inuyasha: [muffled 4m kissing] mom? Dad?

Moon : 5 MIN IST UP YET! [Pulls out frying pan]

Inuyasha: [continues kissing]

`~` 3 min later `~`

Kikyou : [walks in and spots Inu and Kag kissing eyes burn red along with face]

Inuyasha: Kikyou!?

Moon: [holds up frying pan]

Inuyasha: [continues kissing]

Inuyasha's mother: Looks like our boy has found true love. Lets go dear. {walks off stage with Mr. Inu-chan]

Sees: [bursting with laughter]

Kikyou: Im going to murder you, Inuyasha!!!!

`~` 5 min is up `~`

[inu and kag stop kissin and both blush furiously]

Kikyou: {readys arrow] [points it at inu's heart] [shoots arrow]

Kagome: [Jumps in front of arrow and gets shot herself] Inuyasha, I really enjoyed that.

Inuyasha: me too

{kikyou runs off stage]

[Sess. Passes out 4m laughing]

Moon: [Uses mind control to take over Sess'body. To make him revive kagome}

Kagome: [Is revived]

[Kagome and inu hug]

Moon well that's all the time we have so until then, SAYONORA!!!!!!